stickyfinger
Well-Known Member
Why was Mahler’s 6th symphony Jeffrey Epstein’s favorite? Because it was in A minor.
I can't believe it took this long... I would have done it long time ago if I was in the soy industry.I can't beleive someone actually named a product soylent...
I can't beleive someone actually named a product soylent...
Is Sweeny Todd involved with this company?
I liked this joke so much I told a coworker who has a PhD in acoustics....he did not laugh but instead corrected the fact that auditoria are designed to not allow sound to bounce.The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. Because?
A coo sticks.
He obviously has never been in my daughter's Middle School auditorium...I liked this joke so much I told a coworker who has a PhD in acoustics....he did not laugh but instead corrected the fact that auditoria are designed to not allow sound to bounce.
Pearls before swine...
I can't beleive someone actually named a product soylent...
What do you mean, "used to?"Not a joke, but does anyone recall yelling swear words into a box fan when our parents where not within hearing range?
What do you mean, "used to?"
PhD in acoustics... that's a lot of money down the drain...
Actually, it’s a good way to get a job in a Physics Dept. Besides, couldnt you have made a joke there? “PhD in acoustics...that’s off the wall.”
PhD in acoustics... that's a lot of money down the drain...
Actually, it’s a good way to get a job in a Physics Dept. Besides, couldnt you have made a joke there? “PhD in acoustics...that’s off the wall.”
Who's on first?Back on topic
Me, to big box hardware store employee: I need four two-watt bulbs
BBHSE: For what?
Me: No,two
BBHSE: two what?
Me: That's right
BBHSE: No
Who's on first?
You know you can get anything at Costco these days.
I got a flu shot at Costco!
I had to buy 32 of them.
(stolen from Rita Rudner)
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