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Here are a series of jokes I have been working on while watching the animals in the back yard...

The head of the research lab was fired. He was spending too much time examining his student's figures.

Why was the fitness instructor fired? He just didn't work out.

Why did the platoon dig holes in the woods? It was their duty.

My wife made me an amazing Indian meal last night out of the blue. It turns out she was trying to curry a flavor.
 

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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.

The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. Because?


A coo sticks.
 

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I can't beleive someone actually named a product soylent...
I can't believe it took this long... I would have done it long time ago if I was in the soy industry.

Possible that they had to wait for copyrights to expire, assuming it existed.
 

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I can't beleive someone actually named a product soylent..


Or put it in a Green topped bottle.
 

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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.

The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. Because?


A coo sticks.
I liked this joke so much I told a coworker who has a PhD in acoustics....he did not laugh but instead corrected the fact that auditoria are designed to not allow sound to bounce.
Pearls before swine... 🙄
 

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Actually, it’s a good way to get a job in a Physics Dept. Besides, couldnt you have made a joke there? “PhD in acoustics...that’s off the wall.”
You might bounce around quite a bit before being absorbed, diminishing/attenuating yourself as you go.
 

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PhD in acoustics... that's a lot of money down the drain...
Actually, it’s a good way to get a job in a Physics Dept. Besides, couldnt you have made a joke there? “PhD in acoustics...that’s off the wall.”
I could think of a lot of ways a PhD in acoustics could get you a job making oodles of cash.
 

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