it's the old west and the stranger rides into town, up to the saloon, gets off his horse, hitches the horse, walks into the saloon, up to the bar and orders a drink
whole time he notices there's no women in the town, so he asks the saloonkeeper
saloonkeeper says, "well, they herd sheep around here, so they treat sheep like women."
stranger thinks it's weird, but he's... ya know... anxious. he's been out riding for weeks. so he goes out to the pastures, finds a herd, grabs one of the sheep, takes it into town to the store, buys it a dress, puts the dress on the sheep, takes it to the saloon, props it up on a stool and orders drinks for the both of them
EVERYONE in the town looks at him like he's crazy. which confuses the stranger, so he asks the saloonkeeper, "hey! why is everyone in town looking at me like I'm crazy? you said they treat sheep like women, that's what I'm doing"
saloonkeeper replies, "I know what I said, but that's the sheriff's girl!"
