The scourges of summer: heavy girls in bikinis and flip flops

[DeathBrewer]

bwahahahahahahaahaaaa!!!!!

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

I'd take #2 and #3, preferably at the same time.

 

[bad coffee]

They enjoyed them curvy a long time ago, I still like women with a bit of heft.

And if she wants to wear revealing clothes, and she feels sexy doing it, I'm all for it. My lady is a size 16 and I love to see her walk around naked.

Why do you guys even give two****s about what someone else looks like? If you don't like what you're seeing, close your eyes.

Flipflops should be a federal crime, though. These are my summer shoes.

Not in infant size though. In full grown man size.

B

 

[GregR]

Flipflops should be a federal crime, though. These are my summer shoes.

Not in infant size though. In full grown man size.

B

lol! flip flops a federal crime but those are somehow totally acceptable? hey pot, I'd like you to meet my friend Kettle. . .

 

[Clayton]

lol! flip flops a federal crime but those are somehow totally acceptable? hey pot, I'd like you to meet my friend Kettle. . .

dood ! thoes are nothing like flip flops!!
nothing at all.
that shoe has a non slip sole and alowes for walking /running in reverse , strafeing and sprawling. there is also abration protection to the toe and top of the foot. you can run and push or pull something in this shoe ie act like a man.

not a flip flop. sorry Greg you fail.

 

[IrregularPulse]

He didn't say it was a flip flop, He said they weren't any more acceptable than Flip Flops. I say Flip Flops are more acceptable than those. At last someone wearing flip flops has commited to a flip flop. Not cut holes in his tennis shoe! Sorry but those are retarded ....IMHO

 

[Dwain]

Originally Posted by bad coffee
Flipflops should be a federal crime, though. These are my summer shoes.




Tell me you're joking.

 

[arturo7]

Sorry but those are retarded

Well, at least you can wear socks with them and hang out in the mall eating ice cream!!

 

[IrregularPulse]

Well, at least you can wear socks with them and hang out in the mall eating ice cream!!

haha as long as you have a fanny pack and a crocodile Dundee hat on! You don't want to look dumb!

AS much sa I knock those, I admittedly have a very similar pair......





Hypocrite I know, but NO. I bought them at Walmart to wear on my honeymoon during water sports and floating down the river. They've been worn twice in 2 years.

 

[GregR]

dood ! thoes are nothing like flip flops!!
nothing at all.
that shoe has a non slip sole and alowes for walking /running in reverse , strafeing and sprawling. there is also abration protection to the toe and top of the foot. you can run and push or pull something in this shoe ie act like a man.

not a flip flop. sorry Greg you fail.

man, you'd think I just insulted your mother and kicked your dog while making a pass at your wife. calm down man, it's just a silly looking shoe.

but, I'd better run out and get a pair so I can start "strafeing" and pushing and pulling large heavy objects, lest my man card be taken away.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I wear nothing but steel toe boots. I'm a man!

But my feet kinda hurt right now... :cross:

I need a pair of walking/running shoes...I think that's what I'll do after werk today...

I have a pair of these I use at home for around the house and junk. Can I still has mancard, plz?

 

[GregR]

I wear nothing but steel toe boots. I'm a man!

But my feet kinda hurt right now... :cross:

I need a pair of walking/running shoes...I think that's what I'll do after werk today...

I have a pair of these I use at home for around the house and junk. Can I still has mancard, plz?

man card revoked for deathbrewer! unless you are strafing, sprawling, and pushing and pulling things with funny looking shoes on, you absolutely cannot has mancard plz. Clayton made that abundantly clear.

 

[IrregularPulse]

but, I'd better run out and get a pair so I can start "strafeing" and pushing and pulling large heavy objects, lest my man card be taken away.

exactly, I always wear my water shoes when heavy work is to be done!! It's the stipulation for owning a penis

And we're just screwing with you Clayton, don't get pissed. Wouldn't wanna lose your man card over a discussion about shoes!

 

[GregR]

exactly, I always wear my water shoes when heavy work is to be done!! It's the stipulation for owning a penis

if only someone could incorporate a steel toe into it, the 'man factor' would be off the scale!

Wouldn't wanna lose your man card over a discussion about shoes!

LOL! thanks, I didn't want my water anyway.

 

[IrregularPulse]

haha you're screen needed a cleaning anyway I'm sure. You are a Premium supporter after all

 

[bad coffee]

The Keens ROCK. They're basically (as someone said,) vented cross training shoes. Ever try to kick a road box with flipflops? I have with the keens. And no, I don't wear socks with them.

B

 

[IrregularPulse]

And what is a road box? and why did it need kicked?

 

[GregR]

And what is a road box? and why did it need kicked?

man card revoked! did you honestly just ask WHY something needs to be kicked? cause it's there and I have a leg. that's why it needs to be kicked.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I actually have a different issue of the man card. You must have received the one that you cut out of the Busch Light Box

Mine came free with a Superior Score on my IQ Test. It's special Issue

 

[DeathBrewer]

no, srsly...wtf is a road box?

 

[GregR]

I actually have a different issue of the man card. You must have received the one that you cut out of the Busch Light Box

Mine came free with a Superior Score on my IQ Test. It's special Issue

I even got it laminated and everything. now you tell me there is a special issue for intelligence? whatever, I'll just go back to kicking things in my funny looking water shoes.

 

[IrregularPulse]

hahaha
But yeah Road box?..anyone Google images doesn't even know!

 

[GregR]

I have no idea what a road box is. another name for a truck stop hooker perhaps?

 

[IrregularPulse]

haha I think so!

 

[the bunnay]

Occam's razoring it here, but I'm guessing it is just a box in the road. Appreciation of colorful euphemisms notwithstanding, of course.

 

[GregR]

Occam's razoring it here, but I'm guessing it is just a box in the road. Appreciation of colorful euphemisms notwithstanding, of course.

you may be right, but I'm sticking with the truck stop hooker explanation.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Ok, then I have kicked a road box. I prefer steel toes. And rope. Maybe handcuffs.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Found it.
Road Box sitting on a RoadBox

 

[DeathBrewer]

That place looks like my hometown.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Ok, then I have kicked a road box. I prefer steel toes. And rope. Maybe handcuffs.

Perhaps your old raodbox?