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OK. That was choice.
Just like a synchronized swimming team, you're spreading information.I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
One time I used the direct approach, "I sure would like a little *****." Her response was, " So would I, mine's as big as a bucket. "Go up a an attractive woman and say "If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?"
OH boy.How does a butcher introduce his wife at a party?...
...Hey everyone! Meat Patty!
(Working on my dad jokes lol)
As a fellow dad... I think you're there! It's just stupid enough to not know if you should laugh or be mad. That's what I aim for with my kids (and wife).How does a butcher introduce his wife at a party?...
...Hey everyone! Meat Patty!
(Working on my dad jokes lol)
If you like this type of humor, you might like Anthony Jeselnik's Thoughts and Prayers stand up special on Netflix.You know what's great about...
I tried to delete joke but didn't know how. mods did it for me. I have worse but won't post them hereHoly cow ^^
how about,
I love my girlfriend.
My wife hates her.
Didn't see that coming.
Brew on
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