...while making these...
Now I will really adopt you if you stay in the kitchen.
Coffee.
Returned home last night and after an hour a neighbor saw my outdoor garage light was on fire. He came banging on my door, I panicked, grabbed the fire extinguisher and we put out the fire. Called 911 in the process, they confirmed it wasn't electrical and didn't reach the wiring, so I was clear to turn the power on at the house. They were impressed that we acted fast, had a working fire extinguisher, and turned off the main power. I pointed to my shed and said that 80 sq. ft. shed has 90 amps of power running to it. I learned very quickly what I needed to do if there were a fire. Unfortunately, in real time, there was a lot of hand waving, screaming "what do I do?!" and running around the house. It all worked out and I have minimal damage. Unfortunately, I am leaving on the 10th and basically won't be home for longer than about 12 hours between then and the 18th, so I'm stressing about fires. If not for my neighbor who caught it while sitting in his bedroom, I would be in way worse shape.