These flashlight guys. Jeez. They are nuts. I want work to buy us new flashlights, so I'm looking up some. Wow.
These fetish guys got a flashlight for everything. Car flashlight. House flashlight. Carry flashlight. They got one for hunting, one for fishing, one for camping. They got one for walking around the neighborhood. A different one for walking around a different neighborhood. A backup flashlight. A day time flashlight. (Yes!) A bug out flashlight. A stash away flashlight. An up their ass flashlight. A flashlight for if they have to check someone's pupils, because that's what they're going to be doing. Seriously. That's what kind of stuff they say. "You need a flashlight that has low light settings. Optometrists, EMTs and doctors use these to check pupils without blinding their patients. We're going to need that when we're doing triage to determine if a person is as badly hurt as they say or if they're on some substance." That's what some clown on YouTube was saying. Then he was going on about retinal hemorrhaging and what all he can tell by using his first aid flashlight (of course) when... Mofo! You ain't none of that.
And these tacitcool guys. Man, if you think a flashlight is going to blind, stun, disable or otherwise thwart off a stone cold crip high on crack when he comes to roll your ass, you should just throw your money, and that stupid flashlight, on the ground. Maybe that will distract him while you run away. What are they thinking? Criminals never saw a flashlight? They gonna think you a wizard because you can shine light? Oh, it "disrupts the neurological signals and confuses the sensory perception of the"... STFU!
And quit it with this holding a flashlight under your gun in this cross wrist position. What are you doing? Everybody do it now. Make like you're holding a gun in one hand. Or really hold a gun. Whatever. Does it already have a flashlight on it? If not, these mall ninjas have a few suggestions for that. Now, put your other hand like you're holding a flashlight backwards under your gun hand so one wrist is resting on the other. Just go watch a cop show. You'll see it. What's that doing? It's sure as **** is not confusing anyone on where to shoot. Aim for the light! Chances are, this capris commando is holding it right in front of his big fat head. Yeah. Way to illuminate the target there, chief.
And no, your flashlight is not a kubotan or striking weapon. And no, I am not going to let you hit me in the head with a D cell Mag Light so you can prove it is. I'm gonna do my best not to let you hit me with anything. If you ain't a black belt now, that flashlight ain't gonna make you one. While you're fumbling around with that $100 flashlight, I'm gonna be running down the street laughing at you while you're standing there adjusting your beam setting.
Look. It's a flashlight. It's for seeing in the dark. The Pelican 1920 looks like something I can get work to pay for. Winner!
These fetish guys got a flashlight for everything. Car flashlight. House flashlight. Carry flashlight. They got one for hunting, one for fishing, one for camping. They got one for walking around the neighborhood. A different one for walking around a different neighborhood. A backup flashlight. A day time flashlight. (Yes!) A bug out flashlight. A stash away flashlight. An up their ass flashlight. A flashlight for if they have to check someone's pupils, because that's what they're going to be doing. Seriously. That's what kind of stuff they say. "You need a flashlight that has low light settings. Optometrists, EMTs and doctors use these to check pupils without blinding their patients. We're going to need that when we're doing triage to determine if a person is as badly hurt as they say or if they're on some substance." That's what some clown on YouTube was saying. Then he was going on about retinal hemorrhaging and what all he can tell by using his first aid flashlight (of course) when... Mofo! You ain't none of that.
And these tacitcool guys. Man, if you think a flashlight is going to blind, stun, disable or otherwise thwart off a stone cold crip high on crack when he comes to roll your ass, you should just throw your money, and that stupid flashlight, on the ground. Maybe that will distract him while you run away. What are they thinking? Criminals never saw a flashlight? They gonna think you a wizard because you can shine light? Oh, it "disrupts the neurological signals and confuses the sensory perception of the"... STFU!
And quit it with this holding a flashlight under your gun in this cross wrist position. What are you doing? Everybody do it now. Make like you're holding a gun in one hand. Or really hold a gun. Whatever. Does it already have a flashlight on it? If not, these mall ninjas have a few suggestions for that. Now, put your other hand like you're holding a flashlight backwards under your gun hand so one wrist is resting on the other. Just go watch a cop show. You'll see it. What's that doing? It's sure as **** is not confusing anyone on where to shoot. Aim for the light! Chances are, this capris commando is holding it right in front of his big fat head. Yeah. Way to illuminate the target there, chief.
And no, your flashlight is not a kubotan or striking weapon. And no, I am not going to let you hit me in the head with a D cell Mag Light so you can prove it is. I'm gonna do my best not to let you hit me with anything. If you ain't a black belt now, that flashlight ain't gonna make you one. While you're fumbling around with that $100 flashlight, I'm gonna be running down the street laughing at you while you're standing there adjusting your beam setting.
Look. It's a flashlight. It's for seeing in the dark. The Pelican 1920 looks like something I can get work to pay for. Winner!
