AkTom
Well-Known Member
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, You are the first weasel I’ve served. What do weasels drink? Pop, goes the weasel.
A bullfrog walks into a bank looking for a personal loan. All he has for collateral is a trinket which he claims his father, mick jagger gave him. The banker, paddy whack, tells the frog to wait while he discusses it with the bank manager. After being given the rundown, the bank manager tells him "it's a nick-nack, paddy whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone! "
What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
About four pints.
Are you sure her name isn't Ilene?So, I said to my wife with the wooden leg, Peg...
Thought most seals avoided the club scene.
Or take her halibut fishing. And forget to bring her back.
Sounds like a class action suit for the 2s.A lot like the guy who tried to sue Budweiser. Claimed he kept going to bed with 10s and waking up with 2s.
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