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Did you miss the memo??????????


Those little blue smurfs means "those little blue f**ks"

As in: "What a smurfing good time! I think I am gonna finally get up the courage to go and try to smurf smurfette!"

Oh, I missed the memo... sorry... so we are going to call them little smurfs from here on out, make everyone happy? Dang, that just sounds so lame.
 
I read "F-Bombs" and clicked here, expecting to find some Falconer's Flight DIPA recipes. Fuggles, homebrewing skews one's perspective on so many things.
 
I didn't actually use it. I meant "Flipping" ;). Wifey and the three year-old far exceed our family f-bomb allowance so I try to refrain.

Hahaha! I have heard your wife say "friggin'" alot, but not "THE" f-bomb.

But I've never heard you swear, now that I think about it.

No wonder you blink alot when I'm really on a roll! :D
 
Smurf all you all. I'm off to a Smurfing stupid Christmas party. Merry smurfin' Christmas and a happy Smurfin' New Year all you S'ers.


Smurf you too and have a smurfing good time!!!!! All my love...
 
I'm originally from NYC so it's part of my vocabulary......... The key is being able to shut it off. I never use F-bombs in front of children or my customers. I'm a Pro Audio consultant.

But, when it comes to my hobbies like brewing with buddies. F-Bombs all over and the more I drink, the more come out!!!


Merry F-ing Xmas Everyone!!!
 
Does it make you feel like a big man? Try using a different adjective and quit hiding behind the "F"bombs. It shows how insecure you are.

hey packerfaninsandiego,

Packers F$@%in suck

Hopefully they dont lay down next week

Merry Christmas-all in good fun
 
being offended is the problem of the offended, not the offender. just like when some unknowing a-hole compares my beer to BMC. it's not their problem I'm offended, it's mine. F*%^ them.
 
Fornication Under the Consent of the King. What could possible be wrong with that acronym
 
I knew it went mainstream when I heard my 70 YO mom drop the F-bomb, it was under her breath, but she did it.
 
and to all those that say that they never drop the "F" bomb in front of children.Wanna bet?

Yes, I'd take that bet.

I use the F bomb pretty liberally around my brewbrother, lschiavo (he's my best buddy), as he can attest. And around Bob.

But never once around his children or my own, or my grandson. I'm not around more children usually, but I know I have never said it around a child. Nor have I said it at church or at work. I've also never said it around my dad. Pretty much everybody else is fair game, though!
 
I spent two years working on a remote air force installation and cursing was a mandatory part of the spoken language there. If you didn't use at least one f-bomb per sentence people had no idea WTF you were talking about. It took me a while after coming back to tone things down a little. After you're around it for that long it just comes natural and it doesn't even cross your mind that you might be offending someone. Consequently, I still use it pretty liberally because I don't see anything wrong with it. It's just another word. What cracks me up are all the slang words that have evolved that mean the same thing as cuss words, but yet are benign enough that even children can get away with saying them. The meaning and intent of those words is no different, but change a couple letters around and everything is right as rain. What a bunch of effing BS.
 
I could never talk about the f&*kingpackers if I didn't use it because it is part of the f&*king name

BTW, I hate the f$*kingpackers ;)
 
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