So girls like the smell of brewing

[dataz722]

it sounds like you need a wing man more than a bailout

 

[bob1852]

heers

uh, you mean "cheers" ?

 

[shecky]

uh, you mean "cheers" ?

Classic.:rockin:

Is your name really supposed to be BrewingJack and you just misspelled it?

 

[BrewinJack]

uh, you mean "cheers" ?

now its you too AZ... i will never get any respect around here

cheers

 

[bob1852]

Classic.:rockin:

Is your name really supposed to be BrewingJack and you just misspelled it?

I think his real name is BrewingBob, but he misspelled it

Or maybe it's Thin Ogre Brewery? :fro:

 

[shecky]

I just noticed Twin Ogre's Brewing Company. That would have to be Twin Ogres' if it were to really be a plural possessive.
Jack (or is it Bob?), you're killing me here.

 

[BrewinJack]

Classic.:rockin:

Is your name really supposed to be BrewingJack and you just misspelled it?

Sorry Sheck i didnt actully make this account, my ex-roommate did about 2 weeks before he moved out, and i found the site later and tried making an acount and it wouldnt let me because he used my e-mail adress (not the only thing he used it for i might add, who the hell looks at beastiality anyway?) so i got the name and password and bingo... he only posted once and made a fool of himself... then he left, broke some stuff so i lost the security deposit and couldn't break the lease because it cost to much... now i use his room for my fermenters, and i dont miss him at all... i do wish his girl friend would have stuck around i might have been able to get her in bed when he left her with the "I will wait for you" speech... instead she left and found another ******* and i got you guys... i think i got the better half of the deal, she was messed up... and thats my life story for the last 4 months... with all the spelling errors Shecky could ever want.... So i didnt get to choose my name... i could change it if i became a paying member... but i need that money for brewing so i will freeload for awhile, maybe next christmas

Cheers

 

[dataz722]

are you drunk?

 

[dataz722]

and you never did unsubscribe to the beastiality emails did you?

 

[BrewinJack]

I just noticed Twin Ogre's Brewing Company. That would have to be Twin Ogres' if it were to really be a plural possessive.
Jack (or is it Bob?), you're killing me here.

except that a Twin Ogre in WoW at least has two heads and is one being... sorry i got it right this time... I had to ask sombody but i still got it right... and besides i wouldnt change it even if i was wrong...Sheck is this all because i said i had been laughed at enough for one day?

cheers

 

[shecky]

Sheck is this all because i said i had been laughed at enough for one day?

cheers

Um, maybe.

Just playing, man. You're a good sport.

 

[BrewinJack]

Um, maybe.

Just playing, man. You're a good sport.

i know but i was starting to have flash back to 5th grade (shivers)... and my ego needs hole punching because i had a pretty girl smell me alot today.

cheers

 

[bob1852]

invite her over for a brew session!!!!

Get the mash going and then say: "Well, we have an hour to kill"

 

[shecky]

invite her over for a brew session!!!!

Get the mash going and then say: "Well, we have an hour to kill"

What's he do with the other 57 minutes?

Sometimes it's too easy.

 

[BrewinJack]

invite her over for a brew session!!!!

Get the mash going and then say: "Well, we have an hour to kill"

sorry AZ but that brew would get ruined, after so long alone i would need way more then an hour... i wonder what happends if you let mash steap for say a week or so??? but i read somewhere that useing your hydrometer for more then 4 hours is bad for your heart... just waiting for Sheck to finnish this one too

cheers

 

[shecky]

sorry AZ but that brew would get ruined, after so long alone i would need way more then an hour... i wonder what happends if you let mash steap for say a week or so??? but i read somewhere that useing your hydrometer for more then 4 hours is bad for your heart... just waiting for Sheck to finnish this one too

cheers

Look, he's from Helsinki.

 

[BrewinJack]

Look, he's from Helsinki.

Thats all you could come up with (LMFAO)... i have to admit it was funny as hell but i totally thought you would go for somthing else, well played, well played

cheers

 

[shecky]

Thats all you could come up with (LMFAO)... i have to admit it was funny as hell but i totally thought you would go for somthing else, well played, well played

cheers

I try to avoid the obvious.

 

[BrewinJack]

and the spelling error jokes are what then?

Cheers

 

[shecky]

and the spelling error jokes are what then?

Cheers

Simply born of my profession as a writer.

 

[BrewinJack]

Simply born of my profession as a writer.

That explains it all, i now am insight into you mind Sheck. I will note that down in my mind. I think this thread died... I will post to it again on thursday with what happends, of course i hope it keeps going, but it seems to have lost its novelty now.

Cheers

 

[JoeMama]

Careful if your in an airport, i saw a news story about a guy who got attacked by a drug dog because he was smuggleing hops back in from germany... he had them in his pants... near his junk... yeah...guess where the dog hit him???

cheers

I would question that story as drug dogs are not trained to 'attack' when they sense the presence of drugs - they sit. If he may have resisted or something like that, maybe he took one to the twig and berries.
-Me

 

[Revvy]

Pssst Jack

*whispers* When Shecky begins riding you too hard about something, all you need to do is do a google image search, using the key words "Porch Couch" and post a pic. It invokes some sort of short circuit in his brain that lasts for awhile.....

Sort of like if you manage to baash a terminator hard enough to do a hard reboot on it...it takes about 30 seconds to a minute for it to start up again...gives you some breathing room...and if you are lucky it sends him off on a totally different tirade.

Like this!

 

[shecky]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
You dirty SOB, Revvy.

 

[Yooper]

Pssst Jack

*whispers* When Shecky begins riding you too hard about something, all you need to do is do a google image search, using the key words "Porch Couch" and post a pic. It invokes some sort of short circuit in his brain that lasts for awhile.....

Sort of like if you manage to baash a terminator hard enough to do a hard reboot on it...it takes about 30 seconds to a minute for it to start up again...gives you some breathing room...and if you are lucky it sends him off on a totally different tirade.

Like this!

Wooo- that porch couch is HOT! I'd like to lay on that right now. Anybody else?

 

[eschatz]

Wooo- that porch couch is HOT! I'd like to lay on that right now. Anybody else?

Is that some kind of trap?

 

[BrewinJack]

Pssst Jack

*whispers* When Shecky begins riding you too hard about something, all you need to do is do a google image search, using the key words "Porch Couch" and post a pic. It invokes some sort of short circuit in his brain that lasts for awhile.....

Sort of like if you manage to baash a terminator hard enough to do a hard reboot on it...it takes about 30 seconds to a minute for it to start up again...gives you some breathing room...and if you are lucky it sends him off on a totally different tirade.

Like this!

Thankx Rev i needed somthing like that, you know Sheck he just doesn't no when to quit sometimes... now that i know his weakness i can take over the world... (lightening flashes, cartoon fades out and just before the black you see Brain the mouse sitting in his cage laughing insanely)

cheers

 

[BrewinJack]

Is that some kind of trap?

I asked the same thing

 

[BrewinJack]

I would question that story as drug dogs are not trained to 'attack' when they sense the presence of drugs - they sit. If he may have resisted or something like that, maybe he took one to the twig and berries.
-Me

It actully turn out that the dog liked the smell and didnt believe it was drugs in the first place. The man was injured, badly bruised from getting hit full force by the body of a big happy german shepard. Knocked him down fractured his pelvis, bruised his but, and severly ummm...compressed...his...ummm...equipment. Poor guy all he wanted was some hops

cheers

 

[Revvy]

Wooo- that porch couch is HOT! I'd like to lay on that right now. Anybody else?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me....