So girls like the smell of brewing

[bad coffee]

Did you bother to tell her YOU MAKE YOUR OWN BEER? Dude, You gotta slip it into the conversation next time!

good luck with the hop-head. (better than a crack-head I bet!)
B

 

[dataz722]

Ya, I know what you mean. Once a friend gave me some fresh catnip from her garden, she put it in a plastic ziploc freezer bag & rolled it up. I didn't think anything about it & tossed it on the dashboard when I drove home. Well I pull up next to a cop at a stoplight, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, not realizing the cop is staring at me & my bag of catnip, thinking this is going to be the drug bust of the week & it's all his show. To make a long story short, it took over an hour for them to search me, the car, test the catnip 4 times & have the K9 unit come by to smell the catnip. Then the guy reads me the riot act on how I wasted all his time with my "little stunt." In the end I went home, with the catnip; but it wasn't fun dealing with all that crap. Regards, GF.

You wanna have some fun then go and buy a bong. The biggest one that you can find and walk/drive around with it or for and even better time smoke some tobacco out of it and make sure that cops see you!

 

[Madman]

My SWMBO liked the smell of the wort, too. She said she wants to help one day, but the only thing she's really good at is siphoning. Too bad she rarely wants to do that...

 

[gratus fermentatio]

You wanna have some fun then go and buy a bong. The biggest one that you can find and walk/drive around with it or for and even better time smoke some tobacco out of it and make sure that cops see you!

Sounds like a FOX reality show! LOL!

 

[BrewinJack]

Did you bother to tell her YOU MAKE YOUR OWN BEER? Dude, You gotta slip it into the conversation next time!

good luck with the hop-head. (better than a crack-head I bet!)
B

damn it, no i completely forgot to mention that... of course i mentioned that, she was like cool... and continued smelling my arm ever couple of minutes... mean while a voice inside my head is singing some song i heard in church as a kid once... but i cant spell the name right and i have been laughed at enough for one day...

cheers

 

[dataz722]

My SWMBO liked the smell of the wort, too. She said she wants to help one day, but the only thing she's really good at is siphoning. Too bad she rarely wants to do that...

Mine will siphon from time to time but always stops when its about half way down the tubing.

 

[shecky]

i have been laughed at enough for one day

Oh, how wrong you are.

 

[KingHippo]

Sounds like an opening line to a brewers porno flick
As for the the smells i love, my girl hates them.

 

[Madman]

Mine will siphon from time to time but always stops when its about half way down the tubing.

I hate that. Epsecially when not only will she not finish the job, but also won't let me put the hose in her bucket.

 

[dataz722]

yea then you have no choice but to just go and pinch your yeast

 

[BrewinJack]

i would pay money to see some of the girls of HBT post on here.... i havent quit laughing since i posted this

cheers

 

[shecky]

Can we please get back to Jack's having been smelled up by a chick? She smelled him. Isn't that what dogs do before the mounting?

My wife has never taken a whiff of me, at least not intentionally without the covers being thrust over her head. I might have to put on some Centennial cologne.

 

[BrewinJack]

Can we please get back to Jack's having been smelled up by a chick? She smelled him. Isn't that what dogs do before the mounting?

My wife has never taken a whiff of me, at least not intentionally without the covers being thrust over her head. I might have to put on some Centennial cologne.

that was totally not what i ment Sheck...LOL

 

[farmbrewernw]

One word for you, Firefox, it has spell checker, pretty much the best thing ever for us spelling challenged. By the way my wife was all into smelling the hops this weekend when I was making beer, maybe your on to something.

 

[dataz722]

Can we please get back to Jack's having been smelled up by a chick? She smelled him. Isn't that what dogs do before the mounting?

My wife has never taken a whiff of me, at least not intentionally without the covers being thrust over her head. I might have to put on some Centennial cologne.

Mine does, but its usually followed by her telling me that I stink.

 

[BrewinJack]

One word for you, Firefox, it has spell checker, pretty much the best thing ever for us spelling challenged. By the way my wife was all into smelling the hops this weekend when I was making beer, maybe your on to something.

me use spell check??? that would be like Mick Jagger using Methadone...its supposed to help but it just screws you up more and the best part is a doctor gives it to you... and besides if you guys didnt make fun of me who would you joke at?? Skecky?? way i see it im saveing you the heart ake my friend. oh yeah and FireFox is two words they are just slammed togather because spaces cost extra(jokeing)

cheers

 

[wildwest450]

Just DON'T write her a love note, it would probably be disastrous.

 

[dataz722]

So..... I wonder what are the odds that BrewinJack has already gone online to find a place that sells hop extract oil and is now trying to figure out how to get that into one of those little AXE keychain spray cans.

 

[BrewinJack]

So..... I wonder what are the odds that BrewinJack has already gone online to find a place that sells hop extract oil and is now trying to figure out how to get that into one of those little AXE keychain spray cans.

none at all (typeing furiously into google)

 

[shecky]

and besides if you guys didnt make fun of me who would you joke at?? Skecky??

It's Shecky, Jack. That's S-H-E-C-K-Y. And nobody jokes on me. Many have tried, all have failed.

Just DON'T write her a love note, it would probably be disastrous.

That was funny. :cross:

 

[Revvy]

none at all (typeing furiously into google)

Just make your own....a half pound dme, some crystal 10, maybe som aromatic malt, a half ounce of hops...boil for some hop utuilization...then dry hop it in a small spray bottle...like this...

And voila!!!! A little Eau du Brewery and bob's your uncle.

 

[BrewinJack]

It's Shecky, Jack. That's S-H-E-C-K-Y. And nobody jokes on me. Many have tried, all have failed.

That was funny. :cross:

i know Sheck... i was just proveing my incomptance yet again, just for you man

 

[shecky]

i know Sheck... i was just proveing my incomptance yet again, just for you man

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? It's like a damn train wreck.

 

[dataz722]

i know SKeck... i was just proveing my incomptance yet again, just for you man

there i fixed that for you

 

[BrewinJack]

Just make your own....a half pound dme, some crystal 10, maybe som aromatic malt, a half ounce of hops...boil for some hop utuilization...then dry hop it in a small spray bottle...like this...

And voila!!!! A little Eau du Brewery and bob's your uncle.

wew, thankx Rev i was thinking i was just gonna have to brew every tuesday and thursday morning... wait a minute, why don't i just do that... oh yeah money, i forgot about money....Girls = broke

cheers

 

[shecky]

Girls = broke

Girls are broke? You need to find a sugar mama.

Keep teeing 'em up. I'll keep hitting 'em.

 

[BrewinJack]

Girls are broke? You need to find a sugar mama.

Keep teeing 'em up. I'll keep hitting 'em.

I'm here just to make you look good Shecky.

 

[shecky]

I'm here just to make you look good Shecky.

Oh, I look good on my own. You just add to my pleasing visage.

 

[Yooper]

your right sheck it was a physics class, and yes yes everybody get their jibes in as usal...I know i cant spell, one of these days im gonna do an entire entry with out mis-spelling once and useing correct grammar and everything and half of you are gonna drop dead of shock

cheers

You mean, you'll click on spell check? I'm shocked!

You don't even need Firefox- it's right there in the box right above all the smilies on the right.

I bet if you were brewing, you smelled awesome. You should find a way to bottle the "essence eau brew" and market it. I'd so buy that. Of course, I might have better luck with it than you- I've heard that men really like the smell.

 

[BrewinJack]

You mean, you'll click on spell check? I'm shocked!

You don't even need Firefox- it's right there in the box right above all the smilies on the right.

I bet if you were brewing, you smelled awesome. You should find a way to bottle the "essence eau brew" and market it. I'd so buy that. Of course, I might have better luck with it than you- I've heard that men really like the smell.

I was wondering when we would get a females opinion... Revy showed me a way to do it, but i think i will just trying brewing before class more often, in this econmy with my luck BrewinJack enterprises would need a bail out

heers