I do not care for _ _ _ _ _

[Psylocide]

The creepy new Colonel Sanders. No Sir, I will not eat your finger lickin' good chicken.

I dunno... the old one was probably creepier.


[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwURoueDzFo[/ame]

 

[SnakeRidge]

I do not care for fart fearers, particularly ones who pass on that stupid "women shouldn't fart" sh***. Anyone who can't deal with farting in public is no friend of mine, male or female. Let em rip.

I like to hold eye contact with strangers when I fart in public.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I like to hold eye contact with strangers when I fart in public.

Reminds me of this.

From The Oatmeal's "If my dogs were middle aged men" or whatever.

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[OneManBrewery]

I dunno... the old one was probably creepier.

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXB2MDaA0A4[/ame]

I stand by what I said... worse.

 

[day_trippr]

Seriously, the current Colonel campaign makes me wonder who the F@ck it was tested against.

They're outright uncomfortable to watch...

Cheers!

 

[OkanaganMike]

You want to talk creeper - how 'bout the new hamburglar? Think I've seen this guy around elementary school playgrounds.

 

[drainbamage]

You want to talk creeper - how 'bout the new hamburglar? Think I've seen this guy around elementary school playgrounds.

Yes, creepy as hell.

"Hey kids, would you like a cheeseburger? I have a whole bunch in the back of my windowless van..."

 

[OneManBrewery]

You aren't kidding. Nightmarish.

"Now Johnny show me on this doll where the Hamburglar touched you."

 

[harleybug88]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXB2MDaA0A4


I stand by what I said... worse.

Yup, some people can't handle the truth!
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now . . .

 

[drainbamage]

Children who reach that phase where they solely communicate in ear-splitting shrieks (and not even crying, just unintelligible shrill noise):

"Honey, are you ready for a snack?"
"AAAIIIIIIEEE!!!"
"Would you like fruit snacks or a popsicle?"
"SHREEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeeEEE--"
"Now, Mommy gave you a treat...what do you say?"
*Child's mouth is moving, yet no sounds audible to human ears are coming out. Meanwhile, the dog puts its ears down and scurries from the room.*

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

I do not care for slow work days the week before vacation.

Does it count if I move the hands on the clock to Quit:30?

 

[OkanaganMike]

People who talk and end every sentence with what sounds like a "?"
Yeah, I'm following what you're saying? Its pretty plain and not complicated? Just hurry up and spit it out before I hurt you?

 

[Hamaki]

People who talk and end every sentence with what sounds like a "?"
Yeah, I'm following what you're saying? Its pretty plain and not complicated? Just hurry up and spit it out before I hurt you?

Funny how trends like that come & go. It was common here in northern California awhile back among young, supposedly educated, better-than-you types. I haven't heard it for a few years though and seems to have been fairly short lived. May the fad pass just as quickly in your neck of the woods.

 

[OkanaganMike]

Funny how trends like that come & go. It was common here in northern California awhile back among young, supposedly educated, better-than-you types. I haven't heard it for a few years though and seems to have been fairly short lived. May the fad pass just as quickly in your neck of the woods.

I think you just figured it out for me Hamaki! I aint deep enough into the woods!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Nosy neighbors who just walk into your garage & start looking around, just to see what you have. Even though I'm in the garage at the time, I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.
Regards, GF.

 

[OneManBrewery]

Nosy neighbors who just walk into your garage & start looking around, just to see what you have. Even though I'm in the garage at the time, I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.
Regards, GF.

Guns, man. Guns.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Nosy neighbors who just walk into your garage & start looking around, just to see what you have. Even though I'm in the garage at the time, I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.
Regards, GF.

I read this as "nosy neighbors who just walk into your garbage..."

Your way makes much more sense.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I read this as "nosy neighbors who just walk into your garbage..."

You way makes much more sense.

Well, that too. :cross:

 

[OkanaganMike]

Thats what you get for leaving the door open

 

[normonster]

Hot, cold, rain & drought

 

[TheMadKing]

people who smile broadly without showing teeth. Looks creepy or smug and I want to punch both in the face.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

people who smile broadly without showing teeth. Looks creepy or smug and I want to punch both in the face.

word!

 

[saazall]

Holy mother of God! That is some clear beer!

 

[saazall]

Back on topic.....

Movies that have "Hunger" or "Game" or "Thrones" or "Twilight" in the title.

The 70s

Asteroids

Hemorrhoids

 

[Grannyknot]

Cinnamon & Spice instant oatmeal.

 

[DrunkleJon]

The smell of microwave popcorn.

 

[masskrug]

Peanuts in my deluxe mixed nuts.

 

[Schol-R-LEA]

myself.

 

[Psylocide]

Peanuts in my deluxe mixed nuts.

Yeah, **** peanuts for real.

I wouldn't have bought the expensive jar if I wanted a bunch of stupid peanuts. They make up like 70% of the damn thing.

 

[hunter_le five]

myself.