Homebrew T-Shirt Tagline?

[Pappers_]

Hi all. I'm working on a t-shirt for our homebrew club and am looking for some interchangeable taglines that members can add to the shirt. Must be brief to fit. The one I like is "Not All IPAs are Hazy".

Other ideas are Barrel Aging is Magic, Yes I Made This Beer, Yeast Wrangler.

Would love any other ideas you might have, good, bad, clean, dirty.

 

[owmatooth]

I'm not drinking, I'm product testing.

 

[SleepyCreekBrews]

The one I like is "Not All IPAs are Hazy".

Ha! how about "it's not mud, it's my NEIPA"

"Ask me about beer styles"
"What's in your fermentor?"

 

[Yooper]

I want a t-shirt! Please save one for me.

My favorite tagline is "Ale's what cures you". But I know you have lager brewers as well, and it might be too cheesy for you guys at CHAOS.

 

[passedpawn]

I bought my brother a "I'd Dry Hop That!" tshirt. I thought that was funny, especially because IPAs are the ONLY thing he brews.

I also like "Hoppocratic Oath: Brew No Harm".

 

[Temptd2]

"It's not a Beer Belly, it's a Homebrew Storage Device"

 

[madscientist451]

Sobriety is for quitters

 

[wisconsinitebrewer]

"Beer is good but beers are better"

 

[mongoose33]

It's not drinking, it's quality control

I have a shirt that says "Hopsologist" on it.

Balanced. Flavorful. BEER!

I brew the beer I drink.

Malt. Hops. Yeast. Water.

Menage a Trois: Malt, Hops, Yeast

 

[brick_haus]

I am, therefore I brew

 

[SlitheryDee]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, It's homebrew.

 

[day_trippr]

"It Hurts When IPA"

 

[bobeer]

In dog beers I've only had 2

 

[jwalk4]

Homebrew: Damn right your Dad drank it.

 

[mongoose33]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, It's homebrew.

I'm stealing this.

In dog beers I've only had 2

This one, too. : )

 

[mongoose33]

I am, therefore I brew

One of my rotating avatars.

In Latin:

 

[bob1852]

Carpe Brewem.

 

[Jtk78]

I'm the Brewfessor

 

[Scturo]

Floccing Good Beer

 

[hockeybrewer]

I'd "tap" that..with beer mugs

 

[AJinJacksonville]

"Just Brew It"

... with some kind of backwards 'swish'

 

[teal]

Wanna see my krausen?

1.075 - your OG jealousy is showing....

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Wanna see my krausen?

1.075 - your OG jealousy is showing....

Or a shirt with a silkscreen of a hydrometer and just says "The OG."

 

[lschiavo]

Abs are great but have you tried beer?


The shirt I saw was for donuts and the guy wore it well.

 

[passedpawn]

There are some good ones here.

 

[Pappers_]

Fantastic ideas - thank you!

 

[Temptd2]

I Breathe, Therefore I Brew

BrewHaHa - No Laughing Matter

Why Buy when you can Brew?

 

[jalc6927]

Who needs a 6 pack, when you can have the whole keg

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Brew it, drink it, share it, then repeat.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

"dough, mash, boil, repeat" would surely be more concise? I've seen a variant of this on a brewery T-shirt, can't remember the exact form.

"Speisse Girl" (has the advantage that most men wouldn't know what speisse is...)

US flag with stains - "Star San stripes"

"What's the matter Lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?" (you can get this on a T-shirt, it's a real slogan for British brewery Wychwood)
"Afraid of the dark, Lagerboy?"

"Bottle conditioned" (obviously works better on a big belly)

"I would drink 500 gyles" (for Proclaimers fans)

I've seen some cracking ones over the years including some clever plays on hop names but can't remember any, apart from the beerdoodle cartoons (see Twitter) and this one from the Poperinge hop museum :

Beer is not the answer.
Beer is the question.
The answer is "Yes!"

 

[jalc6927]

Love the lager boy one

 

[Jwin]

Hoppy! Hoppy! Joy! Joy!

 

[Jwin]

Homebrewers. The vegans of the craft beer world.

 

[philjohnwilliams]

99 problems but the pitch ain't one.

 

[BalloonGuy]

It's a brewmance

 

[Temptd2]

So much homebrew, so little time!

 

[Temptd2]

HOP TO IT!

 

[Temptd2]

Der BREWMEISTER

Or for those of us of the female persuasion:

Der BREWMEISTRISS

 

[Temptd2]

Saw this somewhere yesterday, thought it would be great on a t-shirt -

Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow

 

[JohnSand]

Yeah, I brewed it.
You got a problem with that?