FIB War Room

[user 306237]

I've been struggling to name my burger, so this prompted it. Mine now is called "Don't Overthink It"

You're saying that absolutely none of these were appropriate?!
http://bobs-burgers.wikia.com/wiki/Burger_of_the_Day

 

[DiscountMegaMall4ever]

It appears to be a bit more serious than sorting out beers and re-organizing the back...

"That’s one of the items on our list to straighten out. Organization issues with the city. It means we have pay our bills!"

 

[kodt]

"That’s one of the items on our list to straighten out. Organization issues with the city. It means we have pay our bills!"

They should speak with Cademon brewing to get some advice on how to deal with those unfair laws and regulations.

 

[yeahnatenelson]

Prairie Krafts Brewing Company
June 26 at 6:06 AM ·
Guys & Gals. PK is temporarily closed this week while we sort out some Beers & re Organise the back a lil. Sorry for the inconvenience!



It appears to be a bit more serious than sorting out beers and re-organizing the back...

...who?

 

[Beerlistman]

Prairie Krafts Brewing Company
June 26 at 6:06 AM ·
Guys & Gals. PK is temporarily closed this week while we sort out some Beers & re Organise the back a lil. Sorry for the inconvenience!



It appears to be a bit more serious than sorting out beers and re-organizing the back...

Funny story is me and some buddies at work do a beer exchange once a month of beers we all haven’t had. I bought a four pack from these guys and it was easily the worst beer we have all ever had in our exchange. It was some NE hazebro beer and had chunks of God-knows-what floating in it. Good riddance.

 

[Alum]

...who?

Right????


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[DiscountMegaMall4ever]

Funny story is me and some buddies at work do a beer exchange once a month of beers we all haven’t had. I bought a four pack from these guys and it was easily the worst beer we have all ever had in our exchange. It was some NE hazebro beer and had chunks of God-knows-what floating in it. Good riddance.

Looks like you aren't the only one:


‎Alan Blum‎ to Prairie Krafts Brewing Company
June 22 at 7:00 PM ·


Hi guys!
Exploding cans of Shazzam in our shop since Sunday...it sounds like a pistol going off.Thank God no one got hurt...
oops..blood & beer on the floor;grabbed a can to throw it out as per rep ;/ AND NO ONE TO TAKE CARE OF IT. rep(Ryan)must have shut his phone off.We've heard Binny's had this problem too

Prairie Krafts Brewing Company Yes please get rid of them. Will take care of those discarded cans soon.

1w

Alan Blum NO...your company needs to come clean up this mess.No one here wants to touch or even come near...2+ cases and blood & beer on the floor...and literally dozens of customers walking by and commenting.Potash management taking pictures,too.And your rep won't come down,even answer his phone after he said he would come in and clean this up...my customers and beer reps said this should have been taken care of before your beer ever left your warehouse...Home Brew 101...

 

[vav1]

Looks like you aren't the only one:


‎Alan Blum‎ to Prairie Krafts Brewing Company
June 22 at 7:00 PM ·


Hi guys!
Exploding cans of Shazzam in our shop since Sunday...it sounds like a pistol going off.Thank God no one got hurt...
oops..blood & beer on the floor;grabbed a can to throw it out as per rep ;/ AND NO ONE TO TAKE CARE OF IT. rep(Ryan)must have shut his phone off.We've heard Binny's had this problem too

Prairie Krafts Brewing Company Yes please get rid of them. Will take care of those discarded cans soon.

1w

Alan Blum NO...your company needs to come clean up this mess.No one here wants to touch or even come near...2+ cases and blood & beer on the floor...and literally dozens of customers walking by and commenting.Potash management taking pictures,too.And your rep won't come down,even answer his phone after he said he would come in and clean this up...my customers and beer reps said this should have been taken care of before your beer ever left your warehouse...Home Brew 101...

Yikes.

 

[middlebrow]

think you guys/gals are wrong on this one...currently rated higher than orval

https://untappd.com/b/prairie-krafts-brewing-company-shazam-new-england-ipa/2574907

looks like a pretty tasty NEIPA

 

[BobCobb1]

Yikes.

What would you have expected from a rep in this situation? Beyond just answering his or her phone. (Edit -- honest question and not meaning it to sound as if he could/should not be doing more).

Maybe I misunderstood, but I read it to say that Potash was going to leave a mess of blood and beer on the floor until the rep came to clean it up.

That seems...not the best move either.

 

[trickytunadicky]

What would you have expected from a rep in this situation? Beyond just answering his or her phone. (Edit -- honest question and not meaning it to sound as if he could/should not be doing more).

Maybe I misunderstood, but I read it to say that Potash was going to leave a mess of blood and beer on the floor until the rep came to clean it up.

That seems...not the best move either.

Sounds like a case for *removes sunglasses* OSHA.

 

[SAISON FUCK]

Insert 4th of July joke here

 

[middlebrow]

Sounds like a case for *removes sunglasses* OSHA.

i heard this joke on rifftrax....taking glasses off to hit the punch line is called a reverse caruso.

 

[DiscountMegaMall4ever]

Maybe I misunderstood, but I read it to say that Potash was going to leave a mess of blood and beer on the floor until the rep came to clean it up.

That seems...not the best move either.

Alan might have been having a really bad day as that first message fell apart fast. And probably around the time Jessie's Girl came on the radio.

 

[ChaQuiseman]

think you guys/gals are wrong on this one...currently rated higher than orval

https://untappd.com/b/prairie-krafts-brewing-company-shazam-new-england-ipa/2574907

looks like a pretty tasty NEIPA

That's a pretty good looking brown al... oh... Brown England IPA?

 

[vav1]

What would you have expected from a rep in this situation? Beyond just answering his or her phone. (Edit -- honest question and not meaning it to sound as if he could/should not be doing more).

Maybe I misunderstood, but I read it to say that Potash was going to leave a mess of blood and beer on the floor until the rep came to clean it up.

That seems...not the best move either.

Well my first thought is if you’re a store or bar and you’re going to leave blood and glass on the floor you deserve to go out of business. Clean that **** up you fuckchop, what’s the ******* matter with you? There are customers in the store, you want a ******* lawsuit? Grab a broom and a mop, don’t be a ******* baby.

My second thought is that they seemingly acted appropriately. If they’re aware and say “we’ll pick up and credit you for the stuff that blew up, holy **** we’re sorry” rthen they’re on their way to making it right. That **** leaves a bad taste in retailer’s mouths and it takes awhile to regain that trust, so the more expedient, the better.

 

[YellowBird1]

Email from Ryan, the now former sales rep:

 

[vav1]

Email from Ryan, the now former sales rep:

Double yikes.

 

[Hopping Tiger]

Well my first thought is if you’re a store or bar and you’re going to leave blood and glass on the floor you deserve to go out of business. Clean that **** up you fuckchop, what’s the ******* matter with you? There are customers in the store, you want a ******* lawsuit? Grab a broom and a mop, don’t be a ******* baby.

My second thought is that they seemingly acted appropriately. If they’re aware and say “we’ll pick up and credit you for the stuff that blew up, holy **** we’re sorry” rthen they’re on their way to making it right. That **** leaves a bad taste in retailer’s mouths and it takes awhile to regain that trust, so the more expedient, the better.

My first thought was hell no I'm not going in that store. Clean up you bums.

 

[Kasher]

Email from Ryan, the now former sales rep:

Is Ryan a non-native speaker of the English language?

or just an idiot?

 

[oN3xM]

Email from Ryan, the now former sales rep:

If this is the same Ryan I'm thinking of... he worked for Wild Onion, Short Fuse, and now Prairie Krafts all within 1 year. So... there's that.

 

[YellowBird1]

If this is the same Ryan I'm thinking of... he worked for Wild Onion, Short Fuse, and now Prairie Krafts all within 1 year. So... there's that.

Yupppp

 

[Thorpe]

That's a pretty good looking brown al... oh... Brown England IPA?

Hadn’t your heard? Hazy Cascadian Dark is the next fad!

 

[drgarage1]

Hadn’t your heard? Hazy Cascadian Dark is the next fad!

I think the darkness is from blood???

 

[danbanana]

middlebrow thank you for doing unique and well executed beers. Chicago is legitimately lucky to have places like you and Off Color to keep balancing between innovation and classicism.

Or: this BA'd Ad Astra is ******* awesome.

 

[danbanana]

Also, ******* bring back Cobrastyle.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Tonight I purchased a shot of Malort for a friend's son who had never had the pleasure of trying it before.

I still find their reactions to be totally worth the price of entry, and I've found that I actually enjoy it myself.

 

[duckyboycantfly]

I'm about to venture out on a Mousetrap/Metropolitan/ERIS day trip. These places will be not very busy on a beautiful Saturday right?

 

[Tooch4321]

I'm about to venture out on a Mousetrap/Metropolitan/ERIS day trip. These places will be not very busy on a beautiful Saturday right?

I just pulled up to the Trap now and it’s empty, but we’ve only been open for an hour or so...

 

[drgarage1]

Where is my best bet to sample some Hop Butcher, Transient, or Middlebrow? Ideally on tap, but if the answer is “Binny’s,” to Binny’s I will go.