Fellowship of the Drink XII: The Bad News Beers

[LoneTreeFarms]

Ok, I'll put something up within the next 24 hours. But probably much sooner.

HAHA FOTD XIII: Thirteen Reasons Why

 

[imasickboy]

1. There is beer
2. There is beer
   
3. There is beer
   
4. There is beer
   
5. There is beer
   
6. There is beer
   
7. There is beer
   
8. There is beer
   
9. There is beer
   
10. There is beer
    
11. There is beer
    
12. There is beer
    
13. There is beer

 

[EcuPirate07]

HAHA FOTD XIII: Thirteen Reasons Why

OTD XIII: Thirteen Reasons Why Beer Is Life

Fixed it [emoji6][emoji12]

 

[wstbrewing]

FOTD XIII: Fug Doug

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

Fellowship of the drink XIII: All Hail The Doug

 

[fourfarthing]

Friday of the Drink XIII: Jason and Doug Strike Back

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Think you guys are onto something

 

[JamesonFan]

Fellowship of the drink XIII: All Hail The Doug

Doug has definitely got to be in the name.

 

[EcuPirate07]

FOTD XIII: teach me how to dougie

 

[JamesonFan]

FOTD XIII: teach me how to dougie

FotD XIII: All Doug's go to heaven

 

[imasickboy]

Think you guys are on something

FTFY

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

Fellowship Of The Doug XIII: Doug Day Afternoon

 

[JamesonFan]

Fellowship Of The Doug XIII: Doug Day Afternoon

This may be the winner.

 

[wstbrewing]

FOTD XIII: Nightmare on Doug’s Street

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

FOTD XIII: Nightmare on Doug’s Street

I think that's the winner!

 

[JamesonFan]

OK, let's decide the name (it's not preventing me from making the post official):

FOTD XIII: Fug Doug
Friday of the Drink XIII: Jason and Doug Strike Back
FOTD XIII: teach me how to dougie
FotD XIII: All Doug's go to heaven 1
Fellowship Of The Doug XIII: Doug Day Afternoon 1
FOTD XIII: Nightmare on Doug’s Street 2

Reply with your vote. Since this round is essentially being run by the masses, the name will be judged upon by the masses.

I vote for Fellowship of the Doug XIII: Doug Day Afternoon

 

[TwistedGray]

FotD XIII: All Doug's go to heaven

 

[orionol73]

+1 FOTD XIII: Nightmare on Doug’s Street

 

[JamesonFan]

On a sweet note, FotD XIII has been created. SIGN UP NOW!!!!

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

+1 FOTD XIII: Nightmare on Doug’s Street

 

[TwistedGray]

Okay, so apparently when you have been busted shipping alcohol they somehow flag your future shipments as concern. I always drop off at the same Fedex store, and they have not once asked what's in the box. Never...today was different.

I dropped the box, said I didn't need a receipt, and she scanned it before I could turn and go. She says, "What's in the box?" to which I replied "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh water samples from my koi pond" ... you could read her mind ["full of poop"].

Fedex called me about five minutes later, "Hello, we have your box here and it sounds like it's full of alcohol." "No, it's pond water." "Well, you don't mind if we open to verify?" "I'll pick it up and repackage it if you say it sounds loose or something." "Okay, but this shipment will be flagged for alcohol."

Damn you Fedex!

 

[JamesonFan]

Okay, so apparently when you have been busted shipping alcohol they somehow flag your future shipments as concern. I always drop off at the same Fedex store, and they have not once asked what's in the box. Never...today was different.

I dropped the box, said I didn't need a receipt, and she scanned it before I could turn and go. She says, "What's in the box?" to which I replied "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh water samples from my koi pond" ... you could read her mind ["full of poop"].

Fedex called me about five minutes later, "Hello, we have your box here and it sounds like it's full of alcohol." "No, it's pond water." "Well, you don't mind if we open to verify?" "I'll pick it up and repackage it if you say it sounds loose or something." "Okay, but this shipment will be flagged for alcohol."

Damn you Fedex!

So are they going to give you back your package?

FedEx (Doug) is the worst.

 

[TwistedGray]

So are they going to give you back your package?

FedEx (Doug) is the worst.

Yeah, I told them I would pick it back up which I did (got some dirty looks, pretended I was on the phone to avoid a discussion). Packages are now going to be routed through UPS.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Damn you Fedex!

Did you also piss off UPS? Another option is to label all the beers, "Questionable Koi Pond Samples". Have a note stating "Thanks for testing if my Koi poop is or is not contaminated!"

 

[JamesonFan]

Yeah, I told them I would pick it back up which I did (got some dirty looks, pretended I was on the phone to avoid a discussion). Packages are now going to be routed through UPS.

I bet that would make a great comedy skit.

 

[TwistedGray]

Did you also piss off UPS? Another option is to label all the beers, "Questionable Koi Pond Samples". Have a note stating "Thanks for testing if my Koi poop is or is not contaminated!"

I was thinking of writing alcohol on the box and using their legally required label on the box; however, that might be worse.

Haven't shipped with UPS before, so at least for now I'm safe.

 

[TwistedGray]

I bet that would make a great comedy skit.

It was as awkward as you would expect

 

[fourfarthing]

Ok. I was all Doug’s fo to heaven, but now voting Nightmare on Doug Street.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

I was thinking of writing alcohol on the box and using their legally required label on the box...

I would pay money to see that happen!!

 

[JamesonFan]

Ok. I was all Doug’s fo to heaven, but now voting Nightmare on Doug Street.

Agreed. I will change the name to FotD XIII: Nightmare on Doug Street.