This thread has been a bit of a revelation for me. I've spent the last few years making all-grain NEIPA using variations of Braufessor's recipe. The results have been delicious, but damn it's a lot of time and work. With two little kids at home, it's been hard to brew frequently enough to keep a keg on tap. So when I saw this recipe, I thought "what the hell, how bad could it be" and decided to give it a try.
I tried to keep things as simple and quick as possible. I first heated filtered tap water in my electric kettle to about 200 degrees. I then transferred it into my SS Brewbucket, and stirred in 6lbs of Wheat DME, 2lbs of table sugar, and 5g or so of CaCl. I then put on the lid and an airlock and left it to cool overnight. Total hands-on brew day time: about 30 minutes (and no clean up! the only thing in the kettle was water!).
The next day, I pitched a packet of S-04 and put it in the fermentation chamber. I added 3 oz. each of Citra and Mosaic about 24 hours into active fermentation. Kegged only 5 days later when airlock activity had greatly slowed. Went from 1.070 to 1.011 so about 7.75%. Kegging was probably the most time consuming part, as I was very careful to avoid oxidation by purging the keg with C02 and doing a closed transfer.
Has only been carbing for 2 days, but beer is already quite drinkable. I expect it to improve significantly in the next week. It might not be as good or complex as an all-grain NEIPA with whirlpool additions, but I can't believe how easy the process was. Raising the water temp initially to 200 greatly reduced my concerns about infection (and made it easy to dissolve the DME and sugar), and with no bittering or whirlpool hops, I didn't have to worry about chilling it quickly. Perhaps best of all, the only thing I had to clean was my fermentor.
"Blasphemy no-boil NEIPA" should more accurately be called "Blasphemy no-boil no-chill no-bittering no-whirlpool no-cleanup no-angry-wife surprisingly-decent NEIPA."
Thanks OP!