Best News Headlines

[nmfree]

 

[MaxStout]

A 300-pound woman pleaded guilty to crushing her 120-pound boyfriend to death with her own body weight

 

[catdaddy66]

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c0aad2de4b0ab8cf69306c3/amp?ncid=NEWSSTAND0001

 

[day_trippr]

"aggressive end-stage heart failure" is never good

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Why can't I cough up a 100% replication of this.....

 

[Rodent]

Here’s why a Vermont man put up a giant, illuminated middle finger sculpture on his front lawn

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2018/12/10/middle-finger-sculpture-westford-vermont

 

[nmfree]

Florida woman arrested after swinging bag filled with Chihuahuas at bar, police say

 

[soccerdad]

https://news.yahoo.com/motorists-nab-cash-spilled-armored-truck-causing-crashes-164031882.html

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[day_trippr]

Montanan Shoots At Guy He Thinks Is Bigfoot

The alleged shooter supposedly told his victim, “If I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

 

[catdaddy66]

If I could reach...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/dunking-autofellating-otter-oregon-zoo-224100392.html

 

[Novacor]

Montanan Shoots At Guy He Thinks Is Bigfoot

The alleged shooter supposedly told his victim, “If I see something that looks like Bigfoot, I just shoot at it.”

Who doesn't?

 

[bleme]

https://io9.gizmodo.com/5882671/in-...l-requiring-psychologists-to-dress-as-wizards

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/family-find-fox-asleep-top-microwave-crept-london-home-161636156.html

Re homed...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who doesn't?

this

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/australian-man-screaming-spider-apos-124237194.html

And then they laughed and laughed... Well, except one guy.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

At least the kid was smart.

 

[catdaddy66]

For one(!) fish...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-purchases-3-1-million-151445954.html

For. One. FISH!

 

[bleme]

For one(!) fish...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-purchases-3-1-million-151445954.html

For. One. FISH!

$316/ounce! And I thought my local sushi was pricey...

 

[catdaddy66]

"Don't judge me..."

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c34ea73e4b0116c11f0f0fb/amp

 

[GrogNerd]

not so much for the headline, but that the winner gave her victory speech at a local Irish pub and the loser gave his concession speech at a local brewery

https://www.loudountimes.com/news/b...cle_c1a24718-13a7-11e9-a24f-435586c684a2.html

 

[Still Brewn]

When scientists saw the mouse heads glowing, they knew the discovery was big

This was actually a really huge discovery and amazing how long this took with all the brain disections that have occurred in the last hundred years. As a person that survived a brain injury 5 years ago i have been amazed how little doctors know about the brain and how the "little" symptoms add up enough to keep you from feeling normal (like your old self). It is absolutely disgusting how quick doctors are to dismiss things as "it's all in your head". And that is an actual quote from a doctor. Of course none of this discovery will filter down to the doctors that are practicing now.

 

[Still Brewn]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/17/health/contact-lens-uk-trnd/index.html

Seems unfathomable, but there it is...

Like I said Doctors suck! How in the he!! Did she get an appointment for eye surgery without a proper exam? Some doctor should lose a license! With tat many contact lenses there would be a lump showing on the eyelid and at least that would warrant further examination. Let alone the complaint of chronic dry eye etc. I don't know how they do it over in funny talker land but here at least a prescription for glasses or contacts is only good for 2 years.

 

[Still Brewn]

CHINESE LUNAR ROVER FINDS NO EVIDENCE OF AMERICAN MOON LANDING
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-lunar-rover-finds-no-evidence-of-american-moon-landings/

Could that be because they landed on the opposite side of the moon roughly 3000 miles away?

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/7-year-old-girl-receives-breast-implants-for-christmas/

Juliet Manson, from Glendale in California, received a very special present from her mother for Christmas: a trip to China to undergo a breast augmentation surgery.

It's a sad world sometimes

 

[Still Brewn]

New council gritter could be called ‘Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney’

It never ceases to amaze me at the stupid s#!t politicians do to avoid what they are actually suppose to be doing..... working for the public!

 

[ancientmariner52]

It never ceases to amaze me at the stupid s#!t politicians do to avoid what they are actually suppose to be doing..... working for the public!

Bread and circuses, isn't that the phrase? We will always get the worst government we are collectively able to tolerate. Oops, that's political, isn't it? Sorry, won't happen again.

 

[day_trippr]

Y'all gotta stop getting all worked up about what you read in satire sites like worldnewsreport.com...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Man Born With Stupid, ******* Face You Just Want To Punch

 

[day_trippr]

"Because that's where the money is!"


Knife-wielding man makes off with bag of coins in NH toll booth robbery