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Ah, Florida.
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No, no, NO!
Have people learnt NOTHING from watching the news?!
You are supposed to SHOOT THROUGH THE DOOR in the event of suspected bathroom intruders.
Or is that just South African sprinters?
I have a feeling he would be safer in prison...
Hah! Thats almost as good as the people who locked themselves in a room and called the cops because they were afraid of their cat.
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HoppyDaze
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correction - South African no-legged sprinters. A very exclusive club.
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mcd...n-stabbed-88-year-old-customer-152320993.html
McDonald’s guard shoots naked man who attacked 88-year-old customer
McDonald’s guard shoots naked man who attacked 88-year-old customer
ancientmariner52
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I've never seen a security guard in a McDonald's. I think if I ever do, I'll get back in my car and drive a couple of states farther.
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https://www.mmamania.com/2019/4/19/...ep-beat-by-brazilian-mma-fighter-joyce-vieira
I would hit it, but she would rip my head off like the mantis...
I would hit it, but she would rip my head off like the mantis...
You know that guy saw her walking towards him and started thinking his fantasies were about to come true..then “ow” “ouch!” “Oh sh#^”
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Whomever was the first to smoke frog gunge has hella big balls...and zero sense of self preservation...
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Ok. First, ew. Like, srsly, EW. Secondly, what kinda phycho-trip are you already on to figure this one out?
catdaddy66
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Another Florida headline...
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/22/video-florida-easter-bunny-brawl-viral-video/
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/22/video-florida-easter-bunny-brawl-viral-video/
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/watch-easter-bunny-throw-punches-165325539.html
"Watch the Easter Bunny throw punches in a street brawl, because Florida"
That's actually the headline
"Watch the Easter Bunny throw punches in a street brawl, because Florida"
That's actually the headline
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-easter-bunny-costume-viral-brawl-explained
Should have kept his mouth shut.
Should have kept his mouth shut.
I figured he had been hired as 'entertainment' by the bar, but this cwazy wabbit just bought a costume at Walmart to go bar hopping!
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The bad puns just keep proliferating...
jack13
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This one is disturbing and morbid, but fits the bill for this thread:
Beheaded Men Said Saudis Got False Confessions Via Torture
Beheaded Men Said Saudis Got False Confessions Via Torture
catdaddy66
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I'm going to boycott...
https://news.avclub.com/jeopardy-producers-have-stripped-contestants-of-their-1834356162/amp
https://news.avclub.com/jeopardy-producers-have-stripped-contestants-of-their-1834356162/amp
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I find myself annoyingly disappointed that it was in upstate NY and not in Florida...
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They just hadn’t moved there yet. You think those stories are only about natives?
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that's the law" - Jerry Seinfeld.
Police: Motorcyclist Crashes While Flipping Off Woman On Highway [Link: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/04/30...-after-flipping-off-woman-critical-condition/ ]
No, this one isn’t in Florida and yes I did think it was.
No, this one isn’t in Florida and yes I did think it was.
and an alligator.
Andrew Hodgson
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Man, 56, 'shoots his girlfriend and her son during an argument over whether Chevy or Ford is the better car manufacturer'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...bs-girlfriend-argument-Ford-Chevy-better.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...bs-girlfriend-argument-Ford-Chevy-better.html
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HoppyDaze
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Ford owners are always the insecure ones who think their trucks are as nice as Chevy. Don't agree? Come at me bro...
Do not turn this thread into a debate on Ford v. Chevy, or anything else. If you want to start a debate on a contentious topic, start it in the Debate forum (supporting members only.)
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hahahahah!
But you're still always welcome in the Masshole threads
But you're still always welcome in the Masshole threads
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Dear Universe, I think we're done evolving. Just go ahead and end it...
https://www.space.com/asteroid-apophis-2029-flyby-planetary-defense.html
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/police-lincoln-man-drops-gun-shoots-self-in-genitals.amp
That is known as a frontier vasectomy!
That is known as a frontier vasectomy!
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Again...why not Florida? Or TN, “the patron state of shootin’ stuff”
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