at first i thought you were putting Dale's into the same category as BMC, thought we were gonna have to throw down
Beer in the shower
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at first i thought you were putting Dale's into the same category as BMC, thought we were gonna have to throw down
mrfocus
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The first time I told SWMBO I was gonna take my beer in the shower is because I really needed both, but we were in a hurry. She gave me this kinda look. Nothing better than a nice beer in a warm shower.
It depends. If it's smoking hot outside, I'm likely to take a shower because I was sweating, so I would usually take a light lager or ale. If it's in the darkest of winter or the coldest of summer nights, then I would take something nice and malty, like a bock, to warm me up on the inside.
It depends. If it's smoking hot outside, I'm likely to take a shower because I was sweating, so I would usually take a light lager or ale. If it's in the darkest of winter or the coldest of summer nights, then I would take something nice and malty, like a bock, to warm me up on the inside.
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OK so what I get from this so far is: Beer in shower = Great......Sex with beer = Great
Now, I just gotta try having sex with a beer in the shower. Possibly invite the missus along too.
Hmmmm I wonder if the cord on my orgasmatron would reach the shower?
Now, I just gotta try having sex with a beer in the shower. Possibly invite the missus along too.
Hmmmm I wonder if the cord on my orgasmatron would reach the shower?
dataz722
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who is the orgasmatron for? You or the beer?
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SchizoFilly
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This was definitely a college ritual. Hungover after a long night. Grab a cold one or four, if there were any left, out of the fridge and hop in a hot shower. By the time it was over I felt great and could make it to class. You get some really weird looks showing up to a 7:15am Accounting class smelling like beer, and not last nights beer, this mornings beer.
madcapstudios
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Ah yes. Ice cold can of lawnmower beer in the shower after a hot sweaty afternoon of yardwork is the way life should be. Been doin it for years.
chefchris
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Yup, I've been doing it for quite sometime. I always try to spread the good news of beer in the shower, but everyone's scared to try it.
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3 regions if you can manage to work in a beer bong.
um... I think things may have changed since you were in school. Where do you put the beer bong?
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On a side note. According to "Manswers" Putting beer up your butt can get you fatally drunk. Don't try this at home, kids.
jds
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Watch out for the rim of the can -- it's sharp.
jds completely endorses the shower beer, and recommends plastic cups for the clumsy. Broken glass + nekkid feet = ouch.
Don't forget the deli meats! Add food to the mix and you have a "Quadfecta"! But with a beer in one hand, and a sandwich in the other, you better trust your woman knows what she is doing!
its funny you mention that. i had a chick stop twice during sex to chug a beer each time... maybe i shouldnt tell people that?
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The question is, did you stop too or just carry on?
dinertime
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Which would be the better answer?
I say stopping and drinking also.
I say stopping and drinking also.
i think i drank too. i know i definitely stopped when she passed out cuz thats weird
