Beer in the shower

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We have a nice shelf in the shower which makes this perfect. I love it.

To the can only being BMC, go with Dale's Pale Ale, or Old Chub.

What are your favorite shower beers? Lagers=Lawnmower Beers, ? = Shower beer?

Cold malty ale?

at first i thought you were putting Dale's into the same category as BMC, thought we were gonna have to throw down

 

[mrfocus]

The first time I told SWMBO I was gonna take my beer in the shower is because I really needed both, but we were in a hurry. She gave me this kinda look. Nothing better than a nice beer in a warm shower.

What are your favorite shower beers? Lagers=Lawnmower Beers, ? = Shower beer?

It depends. If it's smoking hot outside, I'm likely to take a shower because I was sweating, so I would usually take a light lager or ale. If it's in the darkest of winter or the coldest of summer nights, then I would take something nice and malty, like a bock, to warm me up on the inside.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OK so what I get from this so far is: Beer in shower = Great......Sex with beer = Great

Now, I just gotta try having sex with a beer in the shower. Possibly invite the missus along too.

Hmmmm I wonder if the cord on my orgasmatron would reach the shower?

 

[dataz722]

who is the orgasmatron for? You or the beer?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

who is the orgasmatron for? You or the beer?

Dumbest question ever. Who wants a beer that explodes in yer face!?


Oh, wait.....

 

[SchizoFilly]

This was definitely a college ritual. Hungover after a long night. Grab a cold one or four, if there were any left, out of the fridge and hop in a hot shower. By the time it was over I felt great and could make it to class. You get some really weird looks showing up to a 7:15am Accounting class smelling like beer, and not last nights beer, this mornings beer.

 

[madcapstudios]

Ah yes. Ice cold can of lawnmower beer in the shower after a hot sweaty afternoon of yardwork is the way life should be. Been doin it for years.

 

[chefchris]

Yup, I've been doing it for quite sometime. I always try to spread the good news of beer in the shower, but everyone's scared to try it.

 

[RC0032]

Sparks and a shower...great way to start a weekend!

 

[BierMuncher]

Ever tried beer during sex. its astounding. Satisfaction in 2 regions of your body at once.

3 regions if you can manage to work in a beer bong.

 

[IrregularPulse]

3 regions if you can manage to work in a beer bong.

um... I think things may have changed since you were in school. Where do you put the beer bong?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

um... I think things may have changed since you were in school. Where do you put the beer bong?

On a side note. According to "Manswers" Putting beer up your butt can get you fatally drunk. Don't try this at home, kids.

 

[jds]

OK so what I get from this so far is: Beer in shower = Great......Sex with beer = Great

Now, I just gotta try having sex with a beer in the shower.

Watch out for the rim of the can -- it's sharp.

jds completely endorses the shower beer, and recommends plastic cups for the clumsy. Broken glass + nekkid feet = ouch.

 

[Homercidal]

Don't forget the deli meats! Add food to the mix and you have a "Quadfecta"! But with a beer in one hand, and a sandwich in the other, you better trust your woman knows what she is doing!

 

[dash14251]

Ever tried beer during sex. its astounding. Satisfaction in 2 regions of your body at once.

its funny you mention that. i had a chick stop twice during sex to chug a beer each time... maybe i shouldnt tell people that?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

its funny you mention that. i had a chick stop twice during sex to chug a beer each time... maybe i shouldnt tell people that?

The question is, did you stop too or just carry on?

 

[dinertime]

Which would be the better answer?

I say stopping and drinking also.

 

[dash14251]

The question is, did you stop too or just carry on?

i think i drank too. i know i definitely stopped when she passed out cuz thats weird