A friendly place for friends who drink

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Dude, malort?

lol aye, the office dare.
Completely takes people by surprise

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I've always assumed everyone in his office is terrified of the DuffMan and give him a plenty wide berth.

I don't think I scare anybody, atleast not on purpose. I'm a friendly friend and I share. What I have is more then welcome to anybody else who wants to try it here.

 

[thatjonguy]

Dude, malort?

I was going to say the same thing.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I was going to say the same thing.

Believe it or not, its the second bottle we've had. We finished the first one. The rule is if you say something stupid when we are at the office enjoying ourselves, you have yourself two or three fingers of malort. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen :fro:

 

[TheCADJockey]

The rule is if you say something stupid when we are at the office enjoying ourselves, you have yourself two or three fingers of malort.

I'd be in trouble.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I'd be in trouble.

Malort is probably the grossest booze I've ever had in my entire life. Imagine anything gross you ever tried to drink as a teen. Multiply it a 100. Add in five pounds of burnt hair, curry and old black licorice.
There you go.

 

[Ridire]

I want to turn my office into a Mad Men style, 1963 office, with smoking and drinking during the day. Stupid State will not allow the smoking part, but there's no reason I couldn't have a nice decanter on my back credenza.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Imagine anything gross you ever tried to drink as a teen.

Ok. A dirty ashtray.

Multiply it a 100. Add in five pounds of burnt hair, curry and old black licorice.

Sounds kind of nice. I'd try it. Unless its burnt rabbit hair. I'm allergic to rabbits still.

 

[1977Brewer]

Damn Duff. That would get me canned in a heartbeat. I do grab beer if I know I'm going to be here after hours though.

I did not sleep well. I think my RIS has too much caffeine. Maybe I made chocolate 4 Loko.

 

[Rhetorik]

I just want to go home and drink more of my beer.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Damn Duff. That would get me canned in a heartbeat. I do grab beer if I know I'm going to be here after hours though.

I did not sleep well. I think my RIS has too much caffeine. Maybe I made chocolate 4 Loko.

I believe your 20K box has passed into Texas by now ... should be ready to land tomorrow.

Waiting on kettle to make another cuppa.

 

[1977Brewer]

I believe your 20K box has passed into Texas by now ... should be ready to land tomorrow.

Waiting on kettle to make another cuppa.

Looks like it has. A hearty woop woop. AllenH and TobyG land today. It's a good weekend for dudes who use their real names.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Damn Duff. That would get me canned in a heartbeat. I do grab beer if I know I'm going to be here after hours though.

I did not sleep well. I think my RIS has too much caffeine. Maybe I made chocolate 4 Loko.

I'm lucky in that department. I know for sure this wouldn't fly at 95% of places.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

And now for something completely different...

https://youtu.be/IGJ2jMZ-gaI

Some really alien looking stuff!

 

[BGBC]

I want to turn my office into a Mad Men style, 1963 office, with smoking and drinking during the day. Stupid State will not allow the smoking part, but there's no reason I couldn't have a nice decanter on my back credenza.

Make it a decanter of malort so you can feck with clients and employees.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

And now for something completely different...

https://youtu.be/IGJ2jMZ-gaI

Some really alien looking stuff!

Ever seen the siafu take something apart?
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[TheCADJockey]

1980s Media Panic Over D&D - Bored. That artwork on the Creature Catalog.. instant wave of memories. Miss those days.

 

[DrunkleJon]

And the cleaning staff that sneaks a drink after hours and tops it back off with water like a teenager out of their parents liquor cabinet.

 

[TheCADJockey]

And the cleaning staff that sneaks a drink after hours and tops it back off with water like a teenager out of their parents liquor cabinet.

My dads bottle of Devil Springs vodka was 100% water by the end of my senior year. He never really drank it. We shared a good laugh over it when he reached for a drink a few years later.

 

[Ridire]

Make it a decanter of malort so you can feck with clients and employees.

Hell no.

 

[Ridire]

Hahaha...I've been sitting here at the office thinking, damn it has been quiet around here...just realized that my phone has been dead all morning. Hope nobody has been trying to get in touch with me...

 

[TheCADJockey]

Found my spirit animal.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Just sat through a 20 minute long ear splitting fire bell so I could get some projects out the door prior to bid time. Same thing happened last Friday.

 

[BGBC]

Damnit @TheCADJockey , now I've had Scott Farcas Takes it on the Chin stuck in my head all morning...

 

[DrunkleJon]

My dads bottle of Devil Springs vodka was 100% water by the end of my senior year. He never really drank it. We shared a good laugh over it when he reached for a drink a few years later.

I think most parents know that kids pull that trick. I never topped off with water though.

 

[val214]

Brew day isn't going so smooth so far. After replacing the head on my chugger pump I was getting no water flow. Checked to make sure I installed the head properly and everything Looked good. Took apart the head to make sure there was a impeller in the replacement head. There was one so I put the pump back together. Still no flow. Wtf! Now what?! Took it apart again along with the old broken head and noticed that the old impeller was slightly larger than the new impeller that came in the new head. I put the large one in and got flow. Back in business. Only to realize that my mash water had dropped down to 140. Fired the burner back up. Funk no propane left. Smh.
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[Psylocide]

Just heading out the door to do some erranding.

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[TheCADJockey]

Damnit @TheCADJockey , now I've had Scott Farcas Takes it on the Chin stuck in my head all morning...

Last one out of Liberty City, burn it to the ground.

 

[BGBC]

Brew day isn't going so smooth so far. After replacing the head on my chigger pump I was getting no water flow. Checked to make sure I I talked it properly. Looked good. Took apart the head to make sure there was a impeller in the replacement head. There was one so I put the pump back together. Still no flow. Wtf! Now what?! Took it apart again along with the old broken head and noticed that the old impeller was slightly larger than the new impeller that came in the new head. I put the large one in and got flow. Back in business. Only to realize that my mash water had dropped down to 140. Fired the burner back up. Funk no propane left. Smh.
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What's [supposed to be] brewing?

 

[val214]

What's [supposed to be] brewing?

Brewing a IPA. Still not sure what my hop schedule will look like. I might just let it mash for 90 min.