What kills me are the old ladies who wear the little bikini tops and cut off jeans. Their boobs look like 2 pancakes nailed to a wall. Do you really think that's gonna win you anything other than a WTF reaction??
Can I just say, as a size 12, that I'm positively delighted at how many guys prefer #3?
I'd do all three .
yeah see for me its an age to ass ratios: both will increase with time atlease a factor of one every 365 days and the wieght more like 3 or 4 to 1 . all the the girls in the photo appeare to be quite young i would say #2 is the oldest @ 20 & #1 the youngest at 16 & #3 at about 17~18.
now if you take my formula and add 10 years 30 to 40 lbs to each the results change alot. i like #2 & #3 but not #3 so much if at 28 she a 200+ and 5'6".
when i met my wife 14 years ago so looked like a #1 now at 29 she looks like a #3 and i love it, but she is 5'10" and 6 months pregnant , but i would have prolly never dated a very young woman that heavy. hell back them i was like 120lbs and 6'.0" now i am 185.
now as for just would i just hit it, yes all 3 and brag about.
All the more reason for me to pound the crap out of you.I'll be wearing flip flops when we meet up in September.
The more the merrier.Look forward to it. Mind if SWMBO tags along? She's a fan of Barleys and a night out.
I'll be wearing flip flops when we meet up in September.
ok cool, TheGuy is in too he thinks. Met him last weekend during a split brew. good guy.The more the merrier.
haha for sure!Make sure you're sporting some bangin' toenail fungus. Maybe you can prop your feet up on the table while you guys eat. Get pictures of Shecky vomiting to post here.
SWMBO and I caught a chick who was apparently wearing her little sister's clothes. She wasn't that hot and had a beer belly like me, but was wearing low rise jeans (in 85º weather!) that were so low the ass was baggy. She had such a muffin top I called it a bread top, and the shirt she was wearing kept riding up.
Denial, anyone? Just admit that you're fat and dress appropriately. I do! SWMBO does!
So...muffin butt??? Ewww...
here's where I don't get life and sizes. My ex wife was nowhere near as skinny as the "size 8" model, and she was a size 5 at 5'6" and 105#. How the hell is that anorexic a size 8.
I prefer #3 by a LONG margin. even #2 needs a sammich or 5, and there's NO WAY she's a 12. I call bullspit on the entire thing. It's honestly skewed to make the sizes bigger but the girl smaller...that way a 12 think they're "model skinny" like #2, even though they're not. Not that it's a bad thing, see above about #2 needing a sammich...
Seriously! I didn't notice teh sizes earlier cause I just looked at the linked picture. No way in hell #1 is an 8 and #2 is a 12! My wife is a 10, I think.....and is bigger than#2.
I would guess #1=0-2 #2=4, #3 =16?
I think if my wife ever caught me referring to her as "thicker" I'd never get laid again.
Flipflops should be a federal crime, though. These are my summer shoes.
Not in infant size though. In full grown man size.
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lol! flip flops a federal crime but those are somehow totally acceptable? hey pot, I'd like you to meet my friend Kettle. . .
Sorry but those are retarded
Well, at least you can wear socks with them and hang out in the mall eating ice cream!!
man, you'd think I just insulted your mother and kicked your dog while making a pass at your wife. calm down man, it's just a silly looking shoe.dood ! thoes are nothing like flip flops!!
nothing at all.
that shoe has a non slip sole and alowes for walking /running in reverse , strafeing and sprawling. there is also abration protection to the toe and top of the foot. you can run and push or pull something in this shoe ie act like a man.
not a flip flop. sorry Greg you fail.
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