The scourges of summer: heavy girls in bikinis and flip flops

[RIBeer]

My oldest daughter had her First Communion in church this past weekend. There was one family there all dressed up in suits and dresses, etc, and looked pretty sharp. Until I noticed they were all wearing flip flops....WTF?

 

[BBKing]

I agree 100%. From experience of trying to buy clothes for my wife as presents (which I quickly gave up on) and helping with the shopping for by two girls, it's amazing how a size "x" can vary so much from one label to another. Hmmm - maybe require both a size and a weight limit on the label?

Buying clothes for a female MUST be like answering the "Do I look fat?" or "How skinny am I?" questions.

Be honest and you cant win. Lie and you cant win.

I refuse to buy clothes for SWMBO. She'll have to make due with the rare piece of jewelry.

 

[beergears]

Buying clothes for a female MUST be like answering the "Do I look fat?" or "How skinny am I?" questions.
Be honest and you cant win. Lie and you cant win.
I refuse to buy clothes for SWMBO. She'll have to make due with the rare piece of jewelry.

BBKing, you have the starting idea for a blues tune lyrics right there....!

Key of C, slide intro.