Masstoberfest 2014

[Melana]

Starts 1ish if you're brewing. Which you should be.

Pm for directions.

Funny... I thought it started at 5am if brewing.

 

[paulthenurse]

I have a pump action 12 gu. and know how to use it. Sure, come at 5 am. Fine with me.

 

[the_bird]

The last thing I'd ever want to do in this world is walk in on Paulie at 5:00 AM while he's working on his "pump action." *Shudders*

 

[Cape Brewing]

ewwwwwwww

 

[Melana]

You had to go there Jay...

 

[paulthenurse]

Ain't nothing quite like you and the Mrs starting the day by emptying the magazine. Makes the whole world seem better somehow.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ain't nothing quite like you and the Mrs starting the day by emptying the magazine. Makes the whole world seem better somehow.

Just don't hurt anyone Paulie...




Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[paulthenurse]

It ain't the size of the bullet, it's the muzzle velocity.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Says the guy with the tiny bullets....


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[paulthenurse]

Some woman like a guy hung like a can of tuna fish .

 

[paulthenurse]

Yo mama was one of them.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Ohhhhh Paul. Can we do that Tuna Surprise thing again?"

"Gimme five minutes baby. I'm not from Havana!"

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Yuck Paul, TMI. We didn't need to know it smells like fish.

 

[paulthenurse]

If you ever got near one you'd already know they do.

 

[fivepointslow]

Cool idea. The wife and I just moved to north Easton a few months back (never been in the New England area before) I would like to do something like this too since I have a good sized place. I will keep my nose to the wind that weekend and smell for the beer!!!

 

[Melana]

Cool idea. The wife and I just moved to north Easton a few months back (never been in the New England area before) I would like to do something like this too since I have a good sized place. I will keep my nose to the wind that weekend and smell for the beer!!!

Welcome to Massachusetts!

 

[paulthenurse]

Yup, welcome. Come by and meet people. Most of us are nice, articulate normal people. Not all of us, not by any stretch of the imagination, but most of us.

 

[Melana]

Are you planning on firing up Bertha this year?

 

[smurfjuice]

Christ, you'll be bluer that Papa Smurf when Yeager's done with you.

What

 

[the_bird]

Holy ****, it's Smurf Juice! You been hiding out from Gargamel?

 

[paulthenurse]

Holy sheet! We have a confirmed Smurf sighting!

 

[Melana]

WOOT! How are you Jim? Long time no see!

 

[paulthenurse]

And like the whiff of flowers in the breeze on a chilly spring morning, he was here for a moment then gone.

 

[Melana]

Alas... we will see him in two weeks.

 

[smurfjuice]

Nice to know I was missed... . I shall attend said fest, and will bring my bag o' rocks ... :beard:

 

[Melana]

Nice to know I was missed...

Always.

 

[smurfjuice]

What's up with TWB site? been like death valley in there

 

[Melana]

I don't know. I've poked my head in a few times and heard nothing but crickets.
Thinking about heading to TWB Shop tomorrow night if i can get my sheet together and get a list going.

 

[smurfjuice]

Go girl, go !!! :rockin:

 

[paulthenurse]

Glad to hear that you'll be there Smurf. Your stein-beer is always a big hit.

For you guys who haven't made it to Masstoberfest, stein-beer is brewed by heating rocks in a fire then dropping them into the brew pot to boil the wort. Smurf is the hot rock expert. Like I said at the start of the thread, you will definitely see different ways to brew that day. Don't get more 'different' than Smurf and his bag o' granite.

 

[Krieger]

That should be interesting to see. They did it on that show Brew Dogs with lava rock, but I'm looking forward to seeing it in person.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lava? Lava?

Son, this is New England. Wankers use lava and brew onTV.

Real, honest, New England brewers use granite that they chewed out of the hillside using their teeth, not some sexually suspect rock that oozed out of the ground like a wheat beers krausen through a tripple bubbler. Then they heat it in a fire they built in a snowbank. And then they brew the beer to an ABV north of 8 or so, and put it in baby bottles for the chillins.

Lava. You gutta be sh!ttin' me!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey bird!!!!!

Mannatuck oyster farm is shuckin' at the Big E! WHOOOP. WHOOOP!

On a day when serious cash was dropped on food and drink they won the prize.

 

[the_bird]

 

[smurfjuice]

PTN, i see you have a new fire pit... yes?? iffin not, will have to dig out a lot of ash in the old one ... ... :beard:

 

[smurfjuice]

Have You Seen Me?

Computer geek , you .... ... :beard:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Glad to hear that you'll be there Smurf. Your stein-beer is always a big hit.

For you guys who haven't made it to Masstoberfest, stein-beer is brewed by heating rocks in a fire then dropping them into the brew pot to boil the wort. Smurf is the hot rock expert. Like I said at the start of the thread, you will definitely see different ways to brew that day. Don't get more 'different' than Smurf and his bag o' granite.

I seem to remember that I was the nice guy that aquired his granite

 

[Melana]

I am trying to decide if I am going to brew. Also trying to decide what to brew if i do!

 

[Bulls Beers]

I am trying to decide if I am going to brew. Also trying to decide what to brew if i do!

I was thinking on brewing, but I really don't want to be distracted from the amazing Nurse built pizza oven, that's gonna be crankin out homemade pizza...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Paulie. What is the preferred sock of choice to donate? Just new and many or is there a superior choice?