well,i guess if the question were which one i couldn't live without it would be bacon. they are both good but damn, bacon is just... well theres no need to explain i bet.
Had to go with bacon simply because I can live on bacon, at least until I have a coronary or stroke out; but cannot live as long on chocolate. But I have to admit that chocolate does travel in a pocket better than bacon does, except for that "tactical bacon" in a can; where do you get that stuff anyway? I need a can to put next to my can of "Whoop-Ass." http://www.myjones.com/store/beverages/energy-whoopass/jones-whoopass-6-pack.html Regards, GF.
How can one choose between Bacon and Chocolate? I guess I shall be flying a MARS flag outside now to show my allegiance to my new homeworld.. die earthling scum! We will drop bacon and chocolate down and grab up your hot women, good homebrew, and pizza and fish tacos