Why is everyone into only talking about why everyone is into only IPAs?

[PlexVector]

Wouldn't F: All of the above.. include E: None of the above?

also...
:turtle:

The paradox is resolved by quantum mechanics somehow. Similar to late hopping an IPA.

BTW...
:turtle:

 

[PlexVector]

Does it change anything beerwise if the cat is climbing into your pajamas while they are around your ankles as you sit on the pot?

wait...what?!
Who exactly is taking that picture...?

 

[Roadliner]

The paradox is resolved by quantum mechanics somehow. Similar to late hopping an IPA.

BTW...
:turtle:

OHHHHhhhh.. :turtle: I get it now.. :turtle: Quantum mechanics :turtle: Understood.

:turtle:

 

[kombat]

wait...what?!
Who exactly is taking that picture...?

(Husband, from bathroom): "Honey, get in here, quick! And bring the camera!"

 

[UncleBeardyBeer]

It's makes me mad when people like stuff. Especially when they like it the wrong way. People should be miserable instead.

 

[hopstupid]

I'm just trying to support the poor American Hops farmer.

 

[PlexVector]

Herding Turtles is a lost art...Kinda like malt forward beers.

 

[Roadliner]

I'm just trying to support the poor American Hops farmer.

what.. you don't want to support Maltsters?

 

[Roadliner]

Herding Turtles is a lost art...Kinda like malt forward beers.

Yay :turtle: racing!!


:turtle:

 

[hopstupid]

what.. you don't want to support Maltsters?

Ipa's use malt too. Alot of it compared to some other styles.

 

[drainbamage]

Herding Turtles is a lost art...Kinda like malt forward beers.

Malt forward...you mean like DIPAs instead of IPAs?

:turtle:

 

[hunter_le five]

 

[drainbamage]

^ Infant Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

[chickypad]

(Husband, from bathroom): "Honey, get in here, quick! And bring the camera!"

Nah, I'm thinking the dude has freakishly long arms and that's a selfie. No woman in her right mind would respond to that request.

 

[Psylocide]

 

[Roadliner]

Nah.. that's too simple. It has to be more elaborate. Maybe a camera mounted to the wall using knex, popsicle sticks, and duct tape. Wired to a sensor that would pick up a signal transmitted from the cat's collar. The guy was probably sitting there for 3 days waiting on the cat to finally lay down in his pants, which he had laced with catnip.

Yeah.. that sounds more like it.

:turtle:

 

[Roadliner]

It MUST happen!!!

:turtle: !!!!!!!!!

 

[normonster]

Nah.. that's too simple. It has to be more elaborate. Maybe a camera mounted to the wall using knex, popsicle sticks, and duct tape. Wired to a sensor that would pick up a signal transmitted from the cat's collar. The guy was probably sitting there for 3 days waiting on the cat to finally lay down in his pants, which he had laced with catnip.



Yeah.. that sounds more like it.



:turtle:

Nope, just one healthy sized selfie-stick Japan style.

 

[soccerdad]

I think it's gonna rain. Psy's turtle is on it's back.

 

[Roadliner]

It's gonna rain :turtle: s

 

[slym2none]

Nope, just one healthy sized selfie-stick Japan style.

Occam's Razor agrees with you.

:turtle:

Or at least a horse.

 

[Roadliner]

Occam's Razor agrees with you.

:turtle:

Or at least a horse.

What is this??

:turtle:

 

[normonster]

What is this??



:turtle:

Fun

 

[Gerry_P]

I think a lot of new "craft" beer drinkers don't think a beer is any good unless it's over 50 IBUs. "I'm so cool and edgy, only the most extremest of the extreme beers impress me. Being a craft beer connoisseur for 6 months has made me incredibly jaded." When I read reviews like "Worthington White Shield is mediocre, it doesn't have enough flavor, and needs to have 250 more IBUs, bleh bleh bleh" I want to reach through the monitor and start choking people.
Lemme tell ya somethin'...back in my day, we had Tupper's Hop Pocket. It had 50 IBUs and we were happy with it! If you've never heard of it, go back to your MyFaces and selfie sticks and scarf shopping or whatever it is you young whippersnappers do nowadays. Where's my damn blood pressure medicine...

 

[slym2none]

What is this??

:turtle:

The most amazing horse I've ever seen.



:turtle:

 

[Roadliner]

I think a lot of new "craft" beer drinkers don't think a beer is any good unless it's over 50 IBUs. "I'm so cool and edgy, only the most extremest of the extreme beers impress me. Being a craft beer connoisseur for 6 months has made me incredibly jaded." When I read reviews like "Worthington White Shield is mediocre, it doesn't have enough flavor, and needs to have 250 more IBUs, bleh bleh bleh" I want to reach through the monitor and start choking people.
Lemme tell ya somethin'...back in my day, we had Tupper's Hop Pocket. It had 50 IBUs and we were happy with it. If you've never heard of it, go back to your MyFaces and selfie sticks and scarf shopping or whatever it is you young whippersnappers do nowadays. Where's my damn blood pressure medicine...

Did you have to walk uphill both ways through 4ft of snow and ice to get to that Hop Pocket?

:turtle:

 

[normonster]

Did you have to walk uphill both ways through 4ft of snow and ice to get to that Hop Pocket?



:turtle:

No but his dad hauled ass all over looking for them in a 57 Chevy with no seat belts for young Jerry.

 

[hunter_le five]

Occam's Razor agrees with you.

:turtle:

Or at least a horse.

I don't understand what's happening here, but I can't stop laughing.

 

[Gerry_P]

No but his dad hauled ass all over looking for them in a 57 Chevy with no seat belts for young Jerry.

Uphill both ways, in a snowstorm, dodging dinosaur attacks, riding in the back of the pickup truck, clinging desperately to the side so I didn't get catapulted out when we hit a speed bump...Bunch of damn sissies these days, I tell ya.

 

[Gerry_P]

Hey, if you guys want to bitch about a popular beer style, let's do "sours". I had a gose a couple weeks ago that tasted like salty vomit. I would have dumped the whole batch down the drain, these guys were selling it for 3 bucks a can.