Turtoose
No my horse is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWgChlR9QWk
Turtoose
Meese.
A group of more than one moose is referred to as meese.
Source: a Canadian explained it to me once.
Refuse to comply and you'll be banished to: A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!
You see what happens is that these scarf-wearing, longest beard possible (apparently full of their own feces) bros don't have much going for them that show how manly they are. Most things in life that we men do are all about comparing dick sizes. Problem is, our culture is now one in which the man with the actual biggest set doesn't get to display them for all to see. Back in the tribal days everyone knew who had the biggest package, because it was staring them all in the face.
So now it's all about who's most athletic, or handsome, or muscular, or drives the fastest car, or has the loudest roadster, or has boned the most chicks, etc. But these boys got none of that stuff going on. They had some smarts, but weren't the top-of-the-class type either. Then they got to college and discovered beer.
All the jocks were getting smashed with bmc. All of the genius, nerd types were sipping on wine and expensive liquors or expensive malt-forward trappist beers that are pretty much wine. Which left them with IPAs. They drank one and liked it, and wanted to be cool and share it with the others, but it was just way too bitter for those guys. So scarf-wearing boy found his thing. "I can drink hoppier beers than you."
Like every man who finally wins a singular contest, he immediately took it to the extreme, in order to, obviously, show just how big his hoppiness really was. Problem was, bmc man, and wine guy didn't give two ****s.
So one of the scarf boys finally wised up to that, but really it was only after accidentally squirting too much lemon into his Boulevard Wheat. He thought, "Hmm, I wonder if there's a such thing as a sour beer."
But then one of his buddies stumbled upon Imperial Stouts by accident. He had a few IIPAs by that point, and when he went up to the bartender he was trying to be real cool and said, "Give me your imperial, bro."
Now we have these two new hipsterier-than-you camps that despise IPAs and IIPAs because they've got developed "pallets." They prefer either that horse blanket mixed with cat piss mixed with the acidic tartness that reminds them of the fruit tart their grandmother used to make in the summertime. Or they want more roasty-chocolatey-coffee goodness to balance out the high abv, 25-year old RIS white whale that they traded $125 worth of local IPAs and IIPAs for in order to get 500ml of that greatness.
And then both of the camps join forces and create the "IPAs are for stupid-heads" threads.
Which leaves us here. The point where those BMC jockees, and the too-smart-for-their-own-good wine-os joined forces to mock the scarf-wearing, ipa-bashing dummies.
Wow, I didnt forsee that any thread this dumb gets its own random ass meme assigned to it (Donatello FTW btw)
But as the mighty thread creator, I now declare all irreverent posts shall now be regarding: MOOSE...or mooses....mooss....mooz....mees...whatever the plural is.
Refuse to comply and you'll be banished to: A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!
Did somebody say.........moose?
Bah!
Wow, I didnt forsee that any thread this dumb gets its own random ass meme assigned to it (Donatello FTW btw)
But as the mighty thread creator, I now declare all irreverent posts shall now be regarding: MOOSE...or mooses....mooss....mooz....mees...whatever the plural is.
Refuse to comply and you'll be banished to: A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!
Wow, I didnt forsee that any thread this dumb gets its own random ass meme assigned to it (Donatello FTW btw)
But as the mighty thread creator, I now declare all irreverent posts shall now be regarding: MOOSE...or mooses....mooss....mooz....mees...whatever the plural is.
this.MoveThread(DRMM); // AWD
In other news, after numerous appeals, the USPTO finally approved my patent. Homebrewers should have no problem getting this thing to work. Incendiary Propulsion from Anus device. IPA for short. There, I'm on topic
This lasy SOB couldn't even make it continuous for an hour... just stops and repeats every 6minutes and 30 seconds... and then cuts off in the middle of a word at 1 hour... BS!!
This, this is I wondered about. 2min is all I could take.
Okay! I'll meet you half way...I changed my avatar to respect the OP's request...sorta...
no.. I mean trader.. he traded turtles for meese wearing shells.. lol
What the hell happened here?
What the hell happened here?
to sum it up... we need a :turtle: emote
I'm still waiting on them to install the [sarcasm]Sarcasm Font[/sarcasm].
It would really prevent a lot of misunderstandings.
[totally serious]And turtles are dumb.[/totally serious]
In other news, after numerous appeals, the USPTO finally approved my patent. Homebrewers should have no problem getting this thing to work. Incendiary Propulsion from Anus device. IPA for short. There, I'm on topic
Group buy?
I'm still waiting on them to install the [sarcasm]Sarcasm Font[/sarcasm].
It would really prevent a lot of misunderstandings.
[totally serious]And turtles are dumb.[/totally serious]
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