The Second Annual Masstoberfest 10/3/09

[paulthenurse]

Thanks Will, that's great. I have another pop up tent about the same size as yours and I have a tented gazebo on the deck. That is three tents already and I can see about stretching a tarp. Unfortunately some madman went berserk in the backyard in the spring and my tree options are limited (But the grapes are doing reat!) I drove by the Rental place this everning on my way to work but they had closed already. I'll check in the am. I buy my propane from them and he's always talking about my beer, maybe I'll invite him and get a better price on the tent.

PTN

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I have one about the same size too. I'll bring it if you need it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Fantastic. Bring it! We'll all be there laughing and having a great time while CB sits at home, watching Premier League Soccer on TV, drinking a Shirly Temple. So sad.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

Most of you guys have been here or already have my address but if you don't please PM me for it. I don't want to post it here for obvious reasons.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

He should have had it the weekend I could have actually gone.

Those sunglasses are bad assed, you know it.

If the weather is truely craptastic I am at a kids birthday party, if the weather is good I am catching

We'll be going long after the kids have had their fill of cake and gone to bed.

PTN

 

[babalu87]

We'll be going long after the kids have had their fill of cake and gone to bed.

PTN

So....................... should I just leave my kids home alone and stop by after putting them to bed?
Maybe I can put on Hercules and shoot over for a few hours.

Will you vouch for me when DSS comes a calling?

 

[paulthenurse]

Sure, I know the DSS guy in charge of the area where you live. I'll gie him the word. Hell, you can give him the word yourself, he'll be here.

PTN

OTOH, there is nothing to say you have to wait till night time to come by. Bring the kids. Despite everyting foolish written in this thread it will be a very G rate event.

 

[the_bird]

I hope so, the_Wife and Bean will be tagging along. Babs, how old are your kids?

 

[paulthenurse]

BABS! I LOVE it. Babs! What a hoot!


"People! People who need people,
Are the luckiest people,
in the world!"



Someone needs a new avatar. Hey Bird, can you pull any ex-mod strings and make a little addition to Bab's contol panel?

PTN

 

[babalu87]

My children are 4 and 7

Bird, do I look like a babs?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fantastic. Bring it! We'll all be there laughing and having a great time while CB sits at home, watching Premier League Soccer on TV, drinking a Shirly Temple. So sad.

PTN

Who said I was staying home? All I said was that I wasn't going to your place. We got a better offer.

 

[the_bird]

My children are 4 and 7

Bird, do I look like a babs?

I meant it ironically, but kinda hope it sticks.

Bring 'em along, Bean's 4, she'd love to have someone to play with.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who said I was staying home? All I said was that I wasn't going to your place. We got a better offer.

Oh ya, I forgot.

"But Honeybuns, I really want to go to Paul's house on Saturday."

"Shut up, I already told you, we're going to my sisters to watch 'The Mamas and the Papas Family Reunion Show.' I understand that McKenzie is going to make a cameo."

"But Schnookums, I'd rather go to the BBQ at Pauls and learn how to cook a pig so that it comes out edible."

"If you open up your mouth about that one more time I'm going to lay you out in lavender."

"Yes Sweetpoopsie, whatever you say. You know how much I love it when you sing California Dreamin when I'm loofering your bunions."

So sad. So very, very sad.

PTN

 

[babalu87]

I meant it ironically, but kinda hope it sticks.

Bring 'em along, Bean's 4, she'd love to have someone to play with.

Oh it'll fvckin stick that POS PTN will gar-on-tee it

 

[the_bird]

I see... in your future! A new user name!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Babs,

Remember back in the day, when you were called Babalu?

Oh, the way we were!

"Scattered Pictures. With goffy glasses on myface.
Misty water colored memories
of me and my fish...."

When you gonna get on The Dick Cavitt Show?



PTN

 

[the_bird]

WTF is a "Babalu," anyway? You got a hardon for Desi Arnaz or something?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Babs,
Are you really a chick wearing mens clothes? I think we need to have a knicker dropping at the BBQ to verify circumsisionablity or lack thereof. Just sayin'

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

I always thought he had a thing for Lucielle Ball.

Turns out he's a 6'2" 300# Princess. Yikes!

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh it'll fvckin stick that POS PTN will gar-on-tee it

My work here is done. G'night.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Babs, is this you fishing partner?

Dat sum crazy damn fishin' it be, dat dere. I gar-on-tee it be, I do.



PTN

 

[babalu87]

The story of the babalu

Back in the late 80's I was running a Sportfishing boat with the sole intent on killing as many Giant Bluefin tuna as possible.
The owner loved reeling them in and I loved selling them, match made in heaven.
I met many other captains (Bobby being one of them) and we would drink/eat etc when it was too windy for fishing.
One evening at the Old Kemah Inn (had GREAT FOOD! and spirits) Bobby suggested we split the Texas Barbecue Shrimp.
We'll, it was so good I ordered two more and made a meal out of it. Another captain came in and tried to order them but alas, this isnt Red Lobster and they were out.
This captain had his head pretty far up the ass of a fairly famous captain (Murray Brothers fame) and they would be oh so secretive in regards to their tactics etc even though their catch rate wasnt stomping a mud hole in anyones ass.
Bobby started calling the dish The Secret BBQ shrimp and eventually this morphed in his mind to the secret babalu shrimp.
The owner of the boat Bobby ran liked the sauce a little and had a dumbwaiter on the boat ( VERY fancy sportfishing boat) and he put Captain Morgans on the dumbwaiter in my honor.
Captain Morgan and cokes eventually became known as The Babalu and the name has stuck since.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, I like our story better. You're a 300 lbs transvestite Babra Strisand wanna-be with RayBan's, and you smell like day old pollack.

 

[paulthenurse]

When you lose a few lbs and slim down do you do Liza?

PTN

 

[babalu87]

Bag of dicks

Eat one

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's awesome! It's funny because you can so picture it... NOM NOM NOM

 

[paulthenurse]

That will be the sound coming from my house on Saturday when people try pork properly BBQ'd. Unlike when its wrapped in cabbage and burlap.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

"Mostly Sunny" for Saturday.

On my way to pick up Wilbur, then out to Woorcester to fetch Bertha.

 

[paulthenurse]

I have a pig staring at the back of my head as I drive. He does NOT look happy to be going for a ride.

PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Mostly Sunny" for Saturday.

On my way to pick up Wilbur, then out to Woorcester to fetch Bertha.

What the hell weather report are you looking at? What the hell are you doing? Reading the Farmer's Almanac or something?

11 AM - Rain
Noon - Rain
1 PM - Rain
2 PM - Cloudy
3 PM - Rain
4 PM - Rain
5 PM - Rain
6 PM - Rain

So it's going to be mostly sunny from 2:15-2:18?