The scourges of summer: heavy girls in bikinis and flip flops

[SmugMug]

What kills me are the old ladies who wear the little bikini tops and cut off jeans. Their ****s look like 2 pancakes nailed to a wall. Do you really think that's gonna win you anything other than a WTF reaction??

 

[Sanveann]

Can I just say, as a size 12, that I'm positively delighted at how many guys prefer #3?

 

[Clayton]

I dont care for flip flops i think thay are trashy and juvenile like wife beaters and mullets.

I dont understand why the younger people have gotten so casual, you would think thay were mentally retarded the way they leave there house to conduct there business. the "boys" with flip flops there baggy shorts and stupid uncombed hair and the "girls" in pajamas pants and slippers, only these are adults.

if you arnt at the water or at play why on earth would a man run around
in flip flops, and belave he will be treated like anything other than a child.

I have collage age tools come in for a job all the time. and alot show up with the ****** tri-fecta flips, shorts, and bed head, I tell them thay are too unprofessional to work here and hand them back there resume.

 

[dontman]

I stopped wearing flip flops when I turned 7 years old and realized that I was too old for them. I live in Philadelphia and I go to upscale restaurants all of the time. One of my favorites WAS a place called Carmine's Creole in Bryn Mawr until I just too sick of of seeing 40 year old boys walking in the restaurant wearing tank tops, baseball caps and flip flops. It is like a kind of counter reaction to conspicuous consumption of earlier times. Bryn Mawr is an upscale suburb and people there seem to go out of their way to show how much they aren't into flaunting their money. "Look at me, I don't care about material wealth so much that I don't care if I look homeless." Only they all do it so it becomes kind of ridiculous and takes the fun out of enjoying a $150 dinner at an otherwise decent restaurant.

 

[humann_brewing]

holey sh$t Ed, what the he$$ I have to pour muratic acid (I have some brewing latic acid around too if that will work) in my eyes now.

 

[thataintchicken]

ok. forgive me.

tonight, I had the experience of seeing a quite large woman in very skimpy shorts while at work.

Uggs would have almost made an improvement.

2 inches of muffin top is almost passable... 12 is crazy.

Just saying.

 

[Clayton]

12" of muffen top , good lord
thats not a muffin top thats lard flaps.

 

[arturo7]

When people express their disdain for flippers I gotta laugh

 

[EvilTOJ]

SWMBO and I caught a chick who was apparently wearing her little sister's clothes. She wasn't that hot and had a beer belly like me, but was wearing low rise jeans (in 85º weather!) that were so low the ass was baggy. She had such a muffin top I called it a bread top, and the shirt she was wearing kept riding up.

Denial, anyone? Just admit that you're fat and dress appropriately. I do! SWMBO does!

 

[david_42]

Can I just say, as a size 12, that I'm positively delighted at how many guys prefer #3?

Nothing wrong with a size 12. It's when a 12 tries to squeeze into a 3 and the extra 9 hangs over that I have a problem.

 

[jerryodom]

I'd do all three .

#2 & #3 are damn fine women. #1 would need a mental check to be sure she wasn't one of those non-eating lunatics.

 

[Clayton]

yeah see for me its an age to ass ratios: both will increase with time atlease a factor of one every 365 days and the wieght more like 3 or 4 to 1 . all the the girls in the photo appeare to be quite young i would say #2 is the oldest @ 20 & #1 the youngest at 16 & #3 at about 17~18.

now if you take my formula and add 10 years 30 to 40 lbs to each the results change alot. i like #2 & #3 but not #3 so much if at 28 she a 200+ and 5'6".

when i met my wife 14 years ago so looked like a #1 now at 29 she looks like a #3 and i love it, but she is 5'10" and 6 months pregnant , but i would have prolly never dated a very young woman that heavy. hell back them i was like 120lbs and 6'.0" now i am 185.

now as for just would i just hit it, yes all 3 and brag about.

 

[zac]

If this is a vote, I'd take #3.

My wife was a size 12 when we got married. Now shes a size 8, while she still looks awsome, size 12 suited her better, but I dont complain.

 

[user 22118]

yeah see for me its an age to ass ratios: both will increase with time atlease a factor of one every 365 days and the wieght more like 3 or 4 to 1 . all the the girls in the photo appeare to be quite young i would say #2 is the oldest @ 20 & #1 the youngest at 16 & #3 at about 17~18.

now if you take my formula and add 10 years 30 to 40 lbs to each the results change alot. i like #2 & #3 but not #3 so much if at 28 she a 200+ and 5'6".

when i met my wife 14 years ago so looked like a #1 now at 29 she looks like a #3 and i love it, but she is 5'10" and 6 months pregnant , but i would have prolly never dated a very young woman that heavy. hell back them i was like 120lbs and 6'.0" now i am 185.

now as for just would i just hit it, yes all 3 and brag about.

There is so much fact here. I mean, at 20 I was 135 and now I am sitting pretty at 170. I used to be vegetarian and that is gone for a while now. When I met SWMBO she was ten pounds less and looked fantastic, though now she is a 12 and feels great in bed. I think that since I know who and what she is I don't mind. When we met I was in shape and playing sports constantly, now I am gaining a beer belly an dless active. It is a give and take.

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

Is it possible to ban a moderator?

 

[Borisbbadd]

It might be fun to tip them heifers over, and roll them down a hill..............

 

[IrregularPulse]

I'll be wearing flip flops when we meet up in September.

 

[shecky]

I'll be wearing flip flops when we meet up in September.

All the more reason for me to pound the crap out of you.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Look forward to it. Mind if SWMBO tags along? She's a fan of Barleys and a night out.

 

[shecky]

Look forward to it. Mind if SWMBO tags along? She's a fan of Barleys and a night out.

The more the merrier.

 

[dontman]

I'll be wearing flip flops when we meet up in September.

Make sure you're sporting some bangin' toenail fungus. Maybe you can prop your feet up on the table while you guys eat. Get pictures of Shecky vomiting to post here.

 

[IrregularPulse]

The more the merrier.

ok cool, TheGuy is in too he thinks. Met him last weekend during a split brew. good guy.

Make sure you're sporting some bangin' toenail fungus. Maybe you can prop your feet up on the table while you guys eat. Get pictures of Shecky vomiting to post here.

haha for sure!

 

[jezter6]

SWMBO and I caught a chick who was apparently wearing her little sister's clothes. She wasn't that hot and had a beer belly like me, but was wearing low rise jeans (in 85º weather!) that were so low the ass was baggy. She had such a muffin top I called it a bread top, and the shirt she was wearing kept riding up.

Denial, anyone? Just admit that you're fat and dress appropriately. I do! SWMBO does!

So...muffin butt??? Ewww...

here's where I don't get life and sizes. My ex wife was nowhere near as skinny as the "size 8" model, and she was a size 5 at 5'6" and 105#. How the hell is that anorexic a size 8.

I prefer #3 by a LONG margin. even #2 needs a sammich or 5, and there's NO WAY she's a 12. I call bullspit on the entire thing. It's honestly skewed to make the sizes bigger but the girl smaller...that way a 12 think they're "model skinny" like #2, even though they're not. Not that it's a bad thing, see above about #2 needing a sammich...

 

[IrregularPulse]

So...muffin butt??? Ewww...

here's where I don't get life and sizes. My ex wife was nowhere near as skinny as the "size 8" model, and she was a size 5 at 5'6" and 105#. How the hell is that anorexic a size 8.

I prefer #3 by a LONG margin. even #2 needs a sammich or 5, and there's NO WAY she's a 12. I call bullspit on the entire thing. It's honestly skewed to make the sizes bigger but the girl smaller...that way a 12 think they're "model skinny" like #2, even though they're not. Not that it's a bad thing, see above about #2 needing a sammich...

Seriously! I didn't notice teh sizes earlier cause I just looked at the linked picture. No way in hell #1 is an 8 and #2 is a 12! My wife is a 10, I think.....and is bigger than#2.

I would guess #1=0-2 #2=4, #3 =16?

 

[springer]

Seriously! I didn't notice teh sizes earlier cause I just looked at the linked picture. No way in hell #1 is an 8 and #2 is a 12! My wife is a 10, I think.....and is bigger than#2.

I would guess #1=0-2 #2=4, #3 =16?

My wife is a size 6 and she is thicker than the #1 chick Just a little thicker than #2

 

[mattmcl]

I think if my wife ever caught me referring to her as "thicker" I'd never get laid again.

 

[springer]

I think if my wife ever caught me referring to her as "thicker" I'd never get laid again.

any different than saying thinner? And I always told her she looks better with a little meat in I mean on her ...

 

[ibbones]

I tell people my wife is "petite challenged". She doesn't hit as hard if I say it that way.

 

[dontman]

Here you go Shecky. Is this better?

 

[shecky]

Here you go Shecky. Is this better?

GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!