The scourges of summer: heavy girls in bikinis and flip flops

[MeatyPortion]

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[PseudoChef]

Yep, apparently my Ph.D education is synonymous with living in a trailer park because of what I have on my feet. Man, I learn something new everyday. Now I gotta go home and pack up the stuff out of my nice apartment complex, 'cause I've been living in the wrong place all this time!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Meh. So he thinks his girl looks trashy when she wears flip flops...what's the big deal?

Any woman I dated would entirely object to me wearing flip flops with tube socks and shorts and would not want me to go out with her like that. Why is this different?

 

[DeathBrewer]

Well, that was just a guess, but they certainly didn't look older than 11-12 to me.

And actually, my husband won't even go to car washes held by local high school girls, because he doesn't want to look like a "dirty old man" (at 32!). He went to that HS, and he wants to support it, but he said he also feels like it would be inappropriate to have, say, the HS cheerleaders washing his car. (I have no objections to that line of reasoning ... I'm just as happy to have him wash his car himself, LOL!)

Or you could dress up in a swimsuit and wash his car FOR him...give him a special treat and he doesn't have to feel like a dirty old man.

Just saying.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Well, that was just a guess, but they certainly didn't look older than 11-12 to me.

And actually, my husband won't even go to car washes held by local high school girls, because he doesn't want to look like a "dirty old man" (at 32!). He went to that HS, and he wants to support it, but he said he also feels like it would be inappropriate to have, say, the HS cheerleaders washing his car. (I have no objections to that line of reasoning ... I'm just as happy to have him wash his car himself, LOL!)

Not to mention if you would go to one of those, you'd just have to go home and wash your car again anyway. There more concerned with having fun and spraying each other (which is awesome if you're also in highschool) than actually washing your car decently for the money.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Yep, not even a decent car wash. They are selling their bodies as entertainment at that young age. Well, I guess if that's what we want to teach our young women about how to work in this world

 

[GregR]

We don't live in a trailer, we don't get a TV spot on "Cops" on a regular basis and we can afford something more than 99c at the dollar store for a pair of shoes.

I don't think I'm out of line wanting my woman to look just a hair better than trailer trash.

My Flip flops cost 40 dollars. slightly more than 99c

 

[beergears]

I have a pair of Tevas and whilst they are comfortable.. I wear them only when taking out the trash or when I step out the back door to bbq.

I don't consider them shoes and refuse to wear them outside.

I just wonder how many perfectly good pairs of Tevas are held in the dark, against their will, like that...

 

[IrregularPulse]

I just wonder how many perfectly good pairs of Tevas are held in the dark, against their will, like that...

Seriously, Why spend that much for trash shoes. Buy the 99Centers you talked about or some Crocs. Teva's are Quality shoes!

 

[arturo7]

Seriously, Why spend that much for trash shoes. Buy the 99Centers you talked about or some Crocs. Teva's are Quality shoes!

Obviously, you never seen or owned a quality pair of flippers. Tevas are a joke.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Fat girls in spaghetti string bikini's I can deal with.

Fat girls in flip-flops showing foot muffin tops is where I draw the line!

 

[david_42]

I've been puzzling about the females around here. What I think happens is around 17, two or three BFF merge like slime molds into one Plus-3. There is no other explanation for the total lack of women over 18 and under 300 lbs.

 

[zac]

Janet,
We had a BALL!!!

We stayed with a friend of mine part of the time right across frm the Wright Bros Museum, literally, across the street, then we camped for a few night on Ocracroke.

Drank too much much beer, Went to OBX brewing & the Weeping Raddish. Ate too much seafood. Got surnburned.

It was great, I love the OBX.

 

[GregR]

so this thread got me really wondering about the acceptability of flipflops in everyday life. Today I decided to undertake a very informal experiment and count how many people I saw wearing flipflops compared to people not wearing flipflops. now I'm a (older) college student so a lot of people I see are going to and from class. not to a job. unless you are jimmy buffett it's pretty hard to get away with wearing flipflops to work. but I see a LOT of people everyday in a non-work, casual, situation and the ratio of flipflops to shoes very very very easily exceeded 20:1 and that was before I got tired of counting! just thought i'd point that out.

 

[DeathBrewer]

no flip-flops allowed at my werk, thankfully

 

[IrregularPulse]

some of the women here wear flip flops sometimes, but i am behind the double doors so none for. Not to mention I apparently work in the freezer that we call the Service Department so I'm pretty sure my toes would fall off anyway! But as soon as I get home, unless yard work or other outdoor activity is planned, Shoes and socks come off and venturing outside the rest of the day warrants flip flops. Weekends? Shoes not even thought about.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'm sure the rest of the people in Berkeley make up for the lack of flip-flops at my werk

 

[eschatz]

socks, flip-flops, capris, and a tank top. I'M READY FO SUMMA!!!!!!!!

 

[IrregularPulse]

socks, flip-flops, capris, and a tank top. I'M READY FO SUMMA!!!!!!!!

Now without THESE your not!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just in response to the flip-flops at work debate...

My wife's cousin, who works in financial services (on a trading desk) was asked to cease wearing his spurs to work after he visted Texas. He lives in Boston.

True story.

 

[eschatz]

Just in response to the flip-flops at work debate...

My wife's cousin, who works in financial services (on a trading desk) was asked to cease wearing his spurs to work after he visted Texas. He lives in Boston.

True story.

Wow. Just wow....

 

[chainsawbrewing]

i absolutely cannot stand flip flops on a girl, and actually one of my persistent, and admittingly stupid "demands" with swmbo is that she does NOT under any circumstances wear flip flops anywhere, with the exception of being on a beach. not even in our own pool will i allow it. the only slight exception to this rule is if the flip flop is one of those fat, chunky sort of heeled flip flops, almost like a platform/wedge flip flop, but the run of the mill walmart flip flops, hell no. womens legs look longer, sexier, sleeker, and just overall better in a heel, wedge, of some sort. it stretches the calf muscles, and is just hot as hell, were flip flops look lazy, unkempt, and kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. i on the other hand, wear my flip flops practically all weekend long, out at the pool, messing around in the bar or the garage. they really only leave my feet if i'm going out somewhere to eat/drink, or golfing.

sexist? probably.
stupid? yes
does it make any sense? no
can't help it though. she knew this little nuance of mine way before we got married, i practically had a clause to enforce it written into the marriage license.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Just in response to the flip-flops at work debate...

My wife's cousin, who works in financial services (on a trading desk) was asked to cease wearing his spurs to work after he visted Texas. He lives in Boston.

True story.

This is awesome. I should try wearing spurs to work and see what they say. **** like that is funny!

i absolutely cannot stand flip flops on a girl, and actually one of my persistent, and admittingly stupid "demands" with swmbo is that she does NOT under any circumstances wear flip flops anywhere, with the exception of being on a beach. not even in our own pool will i allow it. the only slight exception to this rule is if the flip flop is one of those fat, chunky sort of heeled flip flops, almost like a platform/wedge flip flop, but the run of the mill walmart flip flops, hell no. womens legs look longer, sexier, sleeker, and just overall better in a heel, wedge, of some sort. it stretches the calf muscles, and is just hot as hell, were flip flops look lazy, unkempt, and kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. i on the other hand, wear my flip flops practically all weekend long, out at the pool, messing around in the bar or the garage. they really only leave my feet if i'm going out somewhere to eat/drink, or golfing.

sexist? probably.
stupid? yes
does it make any sense? no
can't help it though. she knew this little nuance of mine way before we got married, i practically had a clause to enforce it written into the marriage license.

Wow, sorry, but...well.....I think that makes you quite the *******!! My wife would laugh hysterically if I "forbid" her from doing anything shy of sleeping around. A would I if it were the other way around.

 

[MMW]

Wow. Just wow....

Right on. A man should never have to remove his spurs. sigh. Some people.

 

[chainsawbrewing]

Wow, sorry, but...well.....I think that makes you quite the *******!! My wife would laugh hysterically if I "forbid" her from doing anything shy of sleeping around. A would I if it were the other way around.

meh, to each his/her own. I, for example, really don't care if she sleeps around, just as long as she isn't doing it in flip flops. it also helps to point out that she really hates flip flops on girls too, and she shares in my obsession against them, and is actually the treasurer of our little coalation, the S.B.A.F.F.U., (sexy b*tches against flip flops united) wich last year alone, destroyed over 12 pairs of flip flops just in the central indiana region, and converted three F.F.F.W.'s (former flip flop wearers) into bonafied chapter leaders themselves.

 

[beergears]

Just curious, were the flip-flops chainsawed...?

 

[shecky]

meh, to each his/her own. I, for example, really don't care if she sleeps around, just as long as she isn't doing it in flip flops. it also helps to point out that she really hates flip flops on girls too, and she shares in my obsession against them, and is actually the treasurer of our little coalation, the S.B.A.F.F.U., (sexy b*tches against flip flops united) wich last year alone, destroyed over 12 pairs of flip flops just in the central indiana region, and converted three F.F.F.W.'s (former flip flop wearers) into bonafied chapter leaders themselves.

I love you. No, seriously, I think I have a man-crush on you. Smooches.

 

[zac]

Whats wrong with wearing spurs in Boston?

 

[zac]

Zac is making a trip to the memorable quotes thread....

Sheck, check out secret chit chat....

 

[z987k]

So ya don't like to see the big girls in the teenie-weenie-polka-dot-bikini's huh?

Meh.

Not too fond of the flip-flops? Ooooh You're gonna love these;

and I hate to break it to ya' but the only people who think walking barefoot is bad for the feet are the ones selling shoes. Now a days, science and medicin are taking a flip. Now there are whole communities of people who call themselves "Foot Nudists".

I think it all started in LA.

There was(Were) a study(s) released not long ago (I think I read it on digg) that said that running shoes did nothing beyond bare feet to protect runners from any injury.