The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

He was Bogarting.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Boy, haven't heard that expression in many years.

 

[paulthenurse]

I can't stand any more of this global warming. Sweating my azz off this was week.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

I feel your pain sire.

 

[paulthenurse]

How you been, Smurf? Been a few years.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

been good, kids moved back home tho.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

been good, kids moved back home tho.

That’s a big change…

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Yes, yes it is ...

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Kick em out.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hey Smurf, hows it been? and you too PTN, Its been at least 5 years, Cant hold the grudge that long....

 

[balrog]

When I moved up here in the mid 80s from E TN I got used to snow. Unlike back home where their heads would explode at the mention of the word "snow", it just happened, it got plowed, things went on.

Today I get a "snow squall warning" blowing up my phone?!? What the heck is happening?! Next thing you know I"ll get kicked out of the kool kids klub for using Maris Otter in my altbier.

 

[day_trippr]

We had that squall line roll through and it was quite intense, total whiteout here and blowing like crazy. I've lived in MA most of my life and we don't get many of these...

Cheers!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Drove in said snow squall from one brewery to another (here in south southern NE ) fog and snow made visibility low, but it didn’t last long.

 

[Dland]

Next thing you know I"ll get kicked out of the kool kids klub for using Maris Otter in my altbier.

There's a kool kids klub? oh well...likely never know & never become a member. At least I'll won't have to worry about being kicked out..

Being out of clubs is OK too, none of the annoying rituals.

And MO can be a great choice in any grain bill that wants two row & a little more flavor.

 

[paulthenurse]

What he ^^^^^ said. MO rocks.

And please don't feed the animals.

 

[day_trippr]

Right.
Maybe in another five years then...

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

SOS Rookie.

 

[day_trippr]

Well this certainly sucks...

https://www.boston.com/food/beer/2022/02/17/modern-homebrew-emporium-closed-cambridge/

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Ayup'

 

[Hans O. Lowe]

Well this certainly sucks...

https://www.boston.com/food/beer/2022/02/17/modern-homebrew-emporium-closed-cambridge/

Happening everywhere. I live in the capital city and we have no homebrew stores for over a year now. The closest one is 2 hours away.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

What he ^^^^^ said. MO rocks.

And please don't feed the animals.

this animal is ok now, just had a baby, so I need feeding

 

[day_trippr]

Assuming the Boylston Emporium closes, that leaves Jasper's up in Nashua as the closest remaining lhbs to me.
That's not horrible, it's only ~20-30 minutes away, but I'll miss the folks I did business with...

 

[paulthenurse]

That's a shame. Didn't go there much (my skin gets itchy surrounded by that many crazed liberals) but went enough over the years that I knew some of the staff. I know they donated something to the raffle we did at Masstoberfest years ago for Babalu. Don't remember what and my lunch will be here in a few so I'm not gonna go look it up but they pitched in to help out a homebrewer. Wish them well in their new chapter,

And please don't feed the animals.
(JHC, it spawned. Can you fathom that?)

 

[day_trippr]

Hope everyone got their hot bowl o' chowdah today!

https://nationaltoday.com/national-clam-chowder-day/

 

[balrog]

Hope everyone got their hot bowl o' chowdah today!

https://nationaltoday.com/national-clam-chowder-day/

Actually, I made a cheddah chipotle corn potato chowdah for dinner tonight

[edit: sorry @paulthenurse to have been an animal feeding the animals]

 

[paulthenurse]

That chowda looks pissa.

 

[balrog]

Thanks.
It's got 4 of the 5 major food groups in it: potatoes, cheese, bacon, spice.

And the beer I was drinking makes 5.

 

[paulthenurse]

Win ah win ah chicken din ah.

Or chowd ah din ah as the case may be.

 

[day_trippr]

We're getting ready to rock and roll here!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

What are you getting, snow or rain?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What are you getting, snow or rain?

Bad brick oven pizza

 

[balrog]

We're getting ready to rock and roll here!

Went through Spfld area with a vengeance, angry winds, possible flying goats, lots of rock and roll.

No hootchie koo.

 

[day_trippr]

When that yellow/red band rolled through there were a couple of points I thought we might shed some roof, but when I went out this morning all I found were lots of branches down. I reckon that was the "in like a lion" doing its thing...

 

[Dland]

Nice little gale; plus side, makes more work & I like weather, minus side, makes more work.

 

[Homebrew Harry]

...No hootchie koo.

What ?! No hoochie koo ? Brac must have missed this one.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Nice little gale; plus side, makes more work & I like weather, minus side, makes more work.

Look at those sparkle bars… two of them!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

How’d you get two?

 

[day_trippr]

Glitch in the matrix...

 

[balrog]

Must be an island thing, mon.

 

[Dland]

Took me a few to comprehend what the heck you're all gettin on about,... but rest assured, it is realm beyond my comprehension.