The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

Here's a short but fun read for Brady fans - of which I still count myself...
https://slate.com/culture/2022/02/tom-brady-retirement-career-crushed-rivals.html

 

[paulthenurse]

Mr Irrelevant made himself a hero, and managed to help the Account-hole turn 10 square miles of suburban blight along Rt. 1, almost within sight of Boston, into ...... a billion dollars worth of overpriced suburban blight.

 

[paulthenurse]

I froze my ass on the Shaefer Stadium aluminum benches for a mediocre "Bound For Failure" product for too many years to allow that without retort

Your frozen ass prepped you for what was to come. Probably another reason you should think nice thoughts about Billy. With your azzhole numbed up you accepted the 500% increase in pricing without questions

I'd rather enjoy hoisting a nice cold foamy Schaefer towards TB about now.

 

[balrog]

Speaking of 500% increase, I remember being able to afford taking the family to a baseball game. Those were the days. "You try and tell the kids these days about and they don't believe ya."

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Tis Beanpot Season

 

[day_trippr]

Whoa. Major Way Back Machine flash back right there....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

No way in hell would I fall asleep in the old Garden. Rat City.

 

[paulthenurse]

They all talk funny

Pot, meet Kettle.

 

[paulthenurse]

I just don't think of Tuukka as the winningest Bruins goalie ever. Even though he is. Odd.

 

[balrog]

What in the left handed blue tarnation are you folks doing over there East of civilization?!!?

Boston School bus driver attacked by student after driver asks him to stop smoking pot on the bus

[Edit: And PS, I thought smoking pot was supposed to chill your zen and calm your vibe]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He was Bogarting.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Boy, haven't heard that expression in many years.

 

[paulthenurse]

I can't stand any more of this global warming. Sweating my azz off this was week.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

I feel your pain sire.

 

[paulthenurse]

How you been, Smurf? Been a few years.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

been good, kids moved back home tho.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

been good, kids moved back home tho.

That’s a big change…

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Yes, yes it is ...

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Kick em out.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hey Smurf, hows it been? and you too PTN, Its been at least 5 years, Cant hold the grudge that long....

 

[balrog]

When I moved up here in the mid 80s from E TN I got used to snow. Unlike back home where their heads would explode at the mention of the word "snow", it just happened, it got plowed, things went on.

Today I get a "snow squall warning" blowing up my phone?!? What the heck is happening?! Next thing you know I"ll get kicked out of the kool kids klub for using Maris Otter in my altbier.

 

[day_trippr]

We had that squall line roll through and it was quite intense, total whiteout here and blowing like crazy. I've lived in MA most of my life and we don't get many of these...

Cheers!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Drove in said snow squall from one brewery to another (here in south southern NE ) fog and snow made visibility low, but it didn’t last long.

 

[Dland]

Next thing you know I"ll get kicked out of the kool kids klub for using Maris Otter in my altbier.

There's a kool kids klub? oh well...likely never know & never become a member. At least I'll won't have to worry about being kicked out..

Being out of clubs is OK too, none of the annoying rituals.

And MO can be a great choice in any grain bill that wants two row & a little more flavor.

 

[paulthenurse]

What he ^^^^^ said. MO rocks.

And please don't feed the animals.

 

[day_trippr]

Right.
Maybe in another five years then...

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

SOS Rookie.

 

[day_trippr]

Well this certainly sucks...

https://www.boston.com/food/beer/2022/02/17/modern-homebrew-emporium-closed-cambridge/

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Ayup'

 

[Hans O. Lowe]

Well this certainly sucks...

https://www.boston.com/food/beer/2022/02/17/modern-homebrew-emporium-closed-cambridge/

Happening everywhere. I live in the capital city and we have no homebrew stores for over a year now. The closest one is 2 hours away.