TalkBeer Glass 005 Speculation

[Os]

I can't believe I missed out on the glass...this is such ********. I mean if you are going to make a glass, why not make enough for every member?

And what's with the time of the release? 1pm and 8pm? Yeah, I actually have a life so thanks, I can't sit around jamming my f5 key like the ****ing nolife neckbeards on this site.

Thanks for ****ing nothing....

 

[Gene1]

I can't believe I missed out on the glass...this is such ********. I mean if you are going to make a glass, why not make enough for every member?

And what's with the time of the release? 1pm and 8pm? Yeah, I actually have a life so thanks, I can't sit around jamming my f5 key like the ****ing nolife neckbeards on this site.

Thanks for ****ing nothing....

Not sure if srs...

Assuming not srs.

Right?

 

[jivex5k1]

Not sure if srs...

Assuming not srs.

Right?

I never joke on this forum. Ever. Not even once.














































JK of course! I got a glass

 

[BeersMorgan]

I am 0-4 on TB glasswalez now. So I made up for it by creating this...

 

[tosh1]

I am 0-4 on TB glasswalez now. So I made up for it by creating this...

ISO.

 

[Os]

I am 0-4 on TB glasswalez now. So I made up for it by creating this...

 

[Max]

also 0-4. i don't even know how to try.

but i vote for a tb whiskey glass be it glencairn or other. i would also take a rocks glass.

 

[BusinessSloth]

I'm going to whisper in Gene's ear for a Geuze Tumbler.

Hey while you're there, can you go ahead and lick his ear for me? Thanks.

 

[parkingphi]

I'm going to whisper in Gene's ear for a Geuze Tumbler.

I'm going to tickle Gene's nether parts for a Gueuze Tumbler.

 

[Os]

I'm going to tickle Gene's nether parts for a Gueuze Tumbler.

fondle the gooch

 

[tosh1]

 

[parkingphi]

 

[smo]

Might be my fav dickbutt gif of all time

 

[sacrelicio]

fondle the gooch

Gooch Tumbler

 

[swivelhips1]

I am 0-4 on TB glasswalez now. So I made up for it by creating this...

Did you paint this on yourself? I would love to see a employee's face at some custom glassware company while they print a run of these off.

 

[BeersMorgan]

Did you paint this on yourself? I would love to see a employee's face at some custom glassware company while they print a run of these off.

Yeah, I had a blank glass so I used a paint marker. Wish it was screen printed, hopefully glass 5 delivers.

 

[Der Fuchs]

Skull. An actual human skull.

Everyone go make your own.

my original vote was for the baby head:

then i shifted to a more refined version:

it is clear to allow for multicultural beer baby experiences

but you sir, have taken the cake.

human skull 'glass' or GTFO. you don't even have to write talkbeer on it... for all who gaze upon the drab skull sockets will know where it came from as their soul is reflected from the abyss back towards them.

 

[jakeox]

my original vote was for the baby head:

then i shifted to a more refined version:

it is clear to allow for multicultural beer baby experiences

but you sir, have taken the cake.

human skull 'glass' or GTFO. you don't even have to write talkbeer on it... for all who gaze upon the drab skull sockets will know where it came from as their soul is reflected from the abyss back towards them.

Alas, poor Mark Intihar! I knew him, kuemmelbrau.

 

[Dicers]

Sooo batch 005?

 

[cosmicevan]

wow those sold out FAST!

 

[Lognar]

wow those sold out FAST!

Every time you post this I hate you a little more. And I mean that - I really do.

 

[regularjohn]

glad i didn't miss out on this one but its gone now, you guys can unfollow the thread

 

[cosmicevan]

Every time you post this I hate you a little more. And I mean that - I really do.

we haven't maxed out on the hate yet? damn, you must've actually liked me in the beginning.

 

[Lognar]

we haven't maxed out on the hate yet? damn, you must've actually liked me in the beginning.

Nah, just takes a lot to earn my ire.

 

[Ziggy]

Talkbeer Glass Sales are a conspiracy. I'm on to you ****ers.

 

[litheum94]

Every time you post this I hate you a little more. And I mean that - I really do.

What, you mean you don't like the constant re-posting of a joke that was never funny to begin with? You're strange.

 

[Trady]

Talkbeer Glass Sales are a conspiracy. I'm on to you ****ers.

 

[Ziggy]

That #propergif was so ****ing proper, my penis exploded. Good job Trady, i have no dick now. Thanks

 

[PepeSylvia1]

I got boxes full of Pepe!

 

[Trady]

I got boxes full of Pepe!

I'm sure your wife appreciates that.

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

I can't believe I missed out on the glass...this is such ********. I mean if you are going to make a glass, why not make enough for every member?

And what's with the time of the release? 1pm and 8pm? Yeah, I actually have a life so thanks, I can't sit around jamming my f5 key like the ****ing nolife neckbeards on this site.

Thanks for ****ing nothing....

 

[jivex5k1]

Necro-trolled.

 

[cosmicevan]

What, you mean you don't like the constant re-posting of a joke that was never funny to begin with? You're strange.

it's known as a call-back and my comedy coach told me it IS funny.

 

[jivex5k1]

it's known as a call-back and my comedy coach told me it IS funny.

 

[Dunt1]

I WANT A SHITLORD MANOR TB GLASS

 

[cosmicevan]

I WANT A SHITLORD MANOR TB GLASS

i don't think that counts as the 005, the dld glass and the pints for prostate glass didn't count as 004...so you're fine.

 

[Beerontwowheels]

i don't think that counts as the 005, the dld glass and the pints for prostate glass didn't count as 004...so you're fine.

Where in the **** did Dunt say he wanted b005?

 

[Doc1]

Talkbeer Glass Sales are a conspiracy. I'm on to you ****ers.

I am a 32 year old man and I love Gravity Falls.

 

[regularjohn]

 

[Ziggy]

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