Random Drunken Thoughts Thread

[ehall]

my sweet potato hash
dice up bacon and onion, fry in whatever oil you like
once those start to get about halfway cooked, add the diced potato
about half way thru cooking those, add your pickle juice (I have used vinegar, kraut juice too)
let that absorb in and cook off.
once your potatos are done, add as much sauerkraut as you want, stir just til its warm
serve

 

[balrog]

Don't you hate it when you see someone in the building is stocking up on Halloween candy early, only to find out on closer inspection that it's just bags of Legos?

 

[JCasey1992]

Your handwriting is just your hand’s accent.

If that's the case, I think my hand has a speech disorder.

 

[Rish]

How was that, BTW?

Tasty, refreshing, a good lawnmower beer imho.

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

 

[Dland]

The word morale, as in good morale,,,, at least the spelling makes sense with this word. Happy Friday. [;

 

[balrog]

I finally quit drinking for good.


Now I only drink for evil.

 

[day_trippr]

Totally sober thoughts...This afternoon while busting my rear end digging a 36" wide 6" deep border around our 20x14 shed to fill with washed gravel (roughly 4.5 yards ) I was entertained by the NH ANG playing tag with their A-10 Thunderbolt 2s then performing a refueling before going back at each other again flying in and out of the White Mountains between the Kinsmans in front of our house and Franconia Notch.

Very cool, they made a half dozen low passes over me close enough to see their head gear. They were having way more fun than me...

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

Mostly I hate you for being able to still hand dig a ditch. My back hates you so very much.

 

[GrogNerd]

mostly I hate you for not posting Warthog pr0n pics

 

[day_trippr]

Ibuprofen works wonders if taken prophylactically

Tbh, I probably should have farmed this all out to a local with a backhoe and a dump truck and not be testing all my spine surgeries this intensely. I need some exercise but this was a little crazy...

Cheers!

 

[BongoYodeler]

I can tell if people are judgemental just by looking at them.

 

[day_trippr]

There's some hope for me yet!

She loved beer and ice cream and lived to 97

 

[GrogNerd]

Watching a serial killer show with Niecy Nash called Grotesquerie & we keep calling it Grotisserie

 

[seatazzz]

There's probably some psychological term for this, but when I start a new hobby/project that I really like, I get into it intensely. As in, do nothing else but said hobby/project until it's done, or I give up in sheer frustration. I've spent the last two weeks doing nothing but rebuilding a pc in a 15 year old tower I had sitting on a shelf. About $300 later, I've got a pc that is almost as good as my three year old laptop, built with a ten year old mobo, outdated processor (i5 3570k for those who want to know) that has integrated graphics better than the used gpu I bought to go in it, and am happy as a kid in a candy shop. Except now there's nothing more to update on it. And I want to build ANOTHER one.

 

[balrog]

There's probably some psychological term for this, but when I start a new hobby/project that I really like, I get into it intensely. As in, do nothing else but said hobby/project until it's done, or I give up in sheer frustration. I've spent the last two weeks doing nothing but rebuilding a pc in a 15 year old tower I had sitting on a shelf. About $300 later, I've got a pc that is almost as good as my three year old laptop, built with a ten year old mobo, outdated processor (i5 3570k for those who want to know) that has integrated graphics better than the used gpu I bought to go in it, and am happy as a kid in a candy shop. Except now there's nothing more to update on it. And I want to build ANOTHER one.

After my own heart.
Me: Maybe this old Samsung tablet can be loaded with a xdaforums ROM
Brain: Um, why you need to do that?
Me:
Brain: That's what I thought.

 

[seatazzz]

After my own heart.
Me: Maybe this old Samsung tablet can be loaded with a xdaforums ROM
Brain: Um, why you need to do that?
Me:
Brain: That's what I thought.

And don't even get me started on overclocking.

 

[GrogNerd]

playing a stupid phone game with stupid in-game ads for stupid phone games that say they pay out money just by playing!

one promises it is "different than OTHER scam pay out games!"

how I loled.

 

[Skeeter686]

one promises it is "different than OTHER scam pay out games!"

Do they even understand what they just said???

 

[day_trippr]

cool "map" of the neurons in a fly brain...

Cheers!

 

[Agent]

Wednesday meetings are supposed to be short and sweet.

Somehow I still occasionally find I'm going to bed and waking up in the same morning.

 

[Snuffy]

crap... wrong thread.

 

[GrogNerd]

we'll be the judge of that. show us.

 

[balrog]

we'll be the judge of that. show us.

Yeah! Like Steven Tyler says, I don't wanna miss a thing.

 

[Snuffy]

Yeah! Like Steven Tyler says, I don't wanna miss a thing.

I was listening to Steven Tyler sing "Three young ladies in a school gym locker when I noticed they wuz lookin at me"

and I thought, "Of course they're looking at you... you're in the Ladies locker room."

 

[GrogNerd]

doesn't specify "ladies" school gym locker. "high school loser never made it with a lady" in the girls locker room? I don't think so.

song's about a naive young man being shown how to Do It. the ladies are in the boy's locker room.

thinking about it, how're 3 young ladies gonna fit IN A LOCKER?

 

[Snuffy]

doesn't specify "ladies" school gym locker. "high school loser never made it with a lady" in the girls locker room? I don't think so.

song's about a naive young man being shown how to Do It. the ladies are in the boy's locker room.

thinking about it, how're 3 young ladies gonna fit IN A LOCKER?

I guess most song lyrics don’t bear close examination. <POP!>

 

[balrog]

School gym lockers were different in the 70's, man.

 

[Broken Crow]

I guess most song lyrics don’t bear close examination. <POP!>

Given that even today, most people don't know that the basic message of "YMCA" is; 'Stop selling it on the street, come to the Y and do it for free' I wonder if people would actually feel any better if they actually paid attention to lyrics...
Take the excellent 'Highlander" tune "One Vision" by Queen for example; Great feel-good tune..until you change the context:

 

[balrog]

I spend too much time on the net trying to find funny crap to post.

"What's the diff between a graveyard and a cemetery?"
"Graveyard has a church attached and a cemetery doesn't"

I did not know that.

And I doubt my life is any better for knowing it now.
Or any worse had I not known it.

Jack Handy deep thought indeed.