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I like to see old people smoking. It gives me hope for the future.

I really should get on upgrading my membership to this forum. I always feel like a douche posting in my blue jacket.

Northern Brewer, I haven't lived at that address for four years. Why did you ship my order there? Luckily it's next to my parent's house and only a twenty minute drive or I'd be pissed.
 
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Damn I forgot to call northern Brewer and gripe about them sending my order to the wrong address. I wish my landlord would let me know ahead of time if she wants to do some work on the yard.

I wish tires weren't so expensive. I dont have$800 lying around for a new set. Guess I'll go all ghetto and buy one tire every couple of weeks till I have a new set.

Before I got a " smart" phone, I felt like such an idiot when I had to borrow one and make a call or text. My stupid fat fingers could never hit the right button on the touch screen and I would spend five minutes erasing stuff, until I finally just asked them to do it for me.
Now that I'm proficient with a touch screen and happen to pick up a phone without one, I spend twenty seconds or so swiping their screen while they watch me, waiting to laugh when I realize my mistake.

Is this thread annoying any one yet?

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I'd be willing to bet that there's dog flavored human food. And human flavored bird food.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat

I once tried to order food in Mandarin at a Chinese restaurant; I thought I was ordering a particular dish of meat & veggies, but due to my mispronunciations & just flat out getting part of it wrong, I accidentally ordered dog stew. Luckily, I was in Las Vegas at the time & the had no dog meat. After my Chinese friend finished laughing, he explained my mistake.
Regards, GF.
 
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Mmm, I can tear up some kimchee, but I just had to Google the word bitmap. The modern world has officially passed me by. And I'm ok with that.
 

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Why do squirrels run in the road right behind their friend that just got run over and do they mourn for their flattened friend?
 
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Anyone else feel like potato salad?
In what way? Squishy? Tasty? Coated in mayonnaise?

No, none of those things. Maybe tasty. Definitely not coated in mayonnaise. I hate mayonnaise. I make my potato salad with mustard and sour cream. And in my part of the world it's called tater salad.
 
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I've always had a high forehead and a widow's peak. Lately a couple people ( ass wholes) have mentioned that my forehead is getting a little higher and my widow's peak getting a little sharper. When I was younger I always threatened to get my hairline tattooed with a dotted line if I started to go bald, just cause I'm hardcore like that. Im still considering getting it done but in black light ink. So you could only see the dotted line under a black light...

Or maybe I should just get some Rogaine...
 

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I should get my eyebrows laser removed, and instead get sub-dermal piercings to look like ridged lizard eyes.

And then I should pretend I was born like that and threaten to sue anyone who bad mouths it...

This is a good plan.
 

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In what way? Squishy? Tasty? Coated in mayonnaise?



No, none of those things. Maybe tasty. Definitely not coated in mayonnaise. I hate mayonnaise. I make my potato salad with mustard and sour cream. And in my part of the world it's called tater salad.

Try making it German style with apple vinegar, a little brown sugar and !!
Bacon!
 

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I should get my eyebrows laser removed, and instead get sub-dermal piercings to look like ridged lizard eyes.

And then I should pretend I was born like that and threaten to sue anyone who bad mouths it...

This is a good plan.
Uhmmmmm. Maybe have another home brew instead.:tank:
 

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Try making it German style with apple vinegar, a little brown sugar and !!
Bacon!
That's my favorite too, not a big mayo fan here either. Plus, bacon.
No-brainer. :fro:


Mmmmmmm....Kartoffelsalat.

How exactly does one pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Duh, you pull up the whole plant and pickle it, then pick the pickled peppers. But is that a metric peck or an English peck?
 
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That's my favorite too, not a big mayo fan here either. Plus, bacon.
No-brainer. :fro:




Duh, you pull up the whole plant and pickle it, then pick the pickled peppers. But is that a metric peck or an English peck?
It's an American peck. Thats just enough to fill a hole in the ground.
 

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Why is it acceptable to pick your ear 👂 wax out in public but you can't pick your nose? 👃
 
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