Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

That's not the challenge you smell. It's cape.

Ahh yea distinct hints of chowda

 

[bluemoose]

http://www.si.com/si-wire/2014/06/23/seahawks-richard-sherman-home-address

You mad bro?

 

[Punity]

http://www.si.com/si-wire/2014/06/23/seahawks-richard-sherman-home-address

You mad bro?

Yes?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey Paul... How's the pizza oven coming??


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[paulthenurse]

About on a pace with the Bog Sluice.

 

[bluemoose]

Gronk ready for the opening game?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I drink pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast.

 

[bob1852]

I drink pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast.

You drink pieces of sh!t for breakfast?

 

[HoppyDaze]

yes, under the table.

 

[paulthenurse]

Suarez ought to try sh!+ for breakfast before Uruguay's next match. Clearly his bowl of corn flakes ain't carrying him through.

 

[day_trippr]

I drink pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast.

Bizarre dietary regimens notwithstanding, you've out-hoppied yourself this time...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... It's just soooo Hoppy.

Ya can't help but laugh.

He's like that "special" cousin everyone has. Ya just gotta chuckle, give him a noogy on his helmet, and thank him for being such a goofy bastadr.


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[Cape Brewing]

Suarez ought to try sh!+ for breakfast before Uruguay's next match. Clearly his bowl of corn flakes ain't carrying him through.

ehhhhhhhhhhh...

okay



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[user 574]

Desagradable Basura Fútbol Charla Hilo?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Haha... It's just soooo Hoppy.

Ya can't help but laugh.

He's like that "special" cousin everyone has. Ya just gotta chuckle, give him a noogy on his helmet, and thank him for being such a goofy bastadr.


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Similar to that one cousin we've all banged....right?

 

[day_trippr]

Similar to that one cousin we've all banged....right?

Somehow ya just have to believe that cousin of yours wasn't a chick

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Somehow ya just have to believe that cousin of yours wasn't a chick

Cheers!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Wait, what???

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape,
Not for nuttin' but I've met a few of your cousins.

I'll give you a mulligan on that one since, ya know, we're BFF's.

 

[bluemoose]

It's sunday. I worked all day. Can't wait till the season when my day is consumed by before the Patriots win, during the Patriots win, and after the Patriots win. Come on August, where are you?

 

[UWDawg13]

It's sunday. I worked all day. Can't wait till the season when my day is consumed by before the Seahawks win, during the Seahawks win, and after the Seahawks win. Come on August, where are you?

Fixed it for you - cheers!

Edit: My first Seahawks game was in the Kingdome (98) so you can can say that's when I jumped on the bandwagon

 

[bluemoose]

Wow, you are creative. That fixed it for me thing? pure gold!

I should start hanging out with more Seahawks fans. The wit, the comic timing. Genius, pure genius.

 

[user 574]

Both coasts are obnoxious. Only one coast is entitled to it

 

[Cape Brewing]

Edit: My first Seahawks game was in the Kingdome (98) so you can can say that's when I jumped on the bandwagon

Holy FCK!!!

That's an awesome story!!

Do you have any pics you can share with everyone!?

I hope so!!


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[HoppyDaze]

Here's Cape

http://youtu.be/EXwUmnfVVWs

 

[UWDawg13]

Wow, you are creative. That fixed it for me thing? pure gold!

I should start hanging out with more Seahawks fans. The wit, the comic timing. Genius, pure genius.

First time you've heard that one huh? I'll even let you use it - end sarcasm.

If you ever make it out to the great town of seattle I'll consider buying you a beer.

But seriously, patriots aren't going anywhere this year, don't keep your hopes up.

 

[UWDawg13]

Holy FCK!!!

That's an awesome story!!

Do you have any pics you can share with everyone!?

I hope so!!


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Cape, sorry to say I don't. Before the days of smart phones and digital cameras, or at least ones my 12 year old self could afford.

Offers on the table for a beer in seattle if you make it out to the good coast sometime.

I'm not sure about HBT rules, but maybe we could look into a friendly homebrew or local brew wager on the upcoming season.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Adjusted by quality of division of course. One playing in the best and one the worst.

 

[bluemoose]

It will be interesting to see if Seattle can repeat. Does anyone remember who the last team to repeat as Super Bowl champions was?


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It will be interesting to see if Seattle can repeat. Does anyone remember who the last team to repeat as Super Bowl champions was?


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

with or without cheating?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Thought I would chime in with a Dick Sherman update:

Hard to believe, but 2014 is at the halfway point. TV has never been more fascinating to follow as a business, from the Supreme Court’s verdict against Aereo to Comcast and AT&T attempting to swallow up Time Warner Cable and DirecTV, respectively. But for the viewer, this has also been an exceptional year. If I were laying out 28 moments, I’d have space for Game of Thrones‘ blockbuster fourth season, Modern Family‘s landmark gay wedding and The Good Wife‘s character assassination. But I’m not. So here are my 14 most memorable moments of the year so far:

1) Richard Sherman speaks it plain after helping the Seattle Seahawks advance to the Super Bowl. The NFC Championship Game was already a barn-burner that came down to the last play between two bitter rivals. But when Seattle defensive back Sherman came up big against Michael Crabtree’s San Francisco 49ers and was asked about it seconds later by Fox’s on-field reporter Erin Andrews, his ultra-assertive reply went viral. The resulting furor, which revolved around the perennially fraught topic of race, made Sherman a pop culture celebrity and cemented the NFL’s place of primacy on American TV.

Don't you just love that guy?