Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

No AIDS along the way?

"My name is Buck and I'm here to..."

No, no AIDS... I didn't want to be mean about it.

And no... Not Buck..

"Hey boy. Name's Cletus.. An' you's lookin' purdy jus' layin' there"


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[finsfan]

O god, cape is fantasizing out loud again.

 

[ChshreCat]

Well, would you lookit that. Guess who rolled into the Super Bowl Champion minicamp right on time today.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I can't remember; who dominated the Super Bowl?

Oh that's right, it was Seattle. Probably the best defensive performance in Super Bowl history.

 

[ChshreCat]

I can't remember; who dominated the Super Bowl?

Oh that's right, it was Seattle. Probably the best defensive performance in Super Bowl history.

LOL... Hoppy, you've a Seahawk fan so I don't usually call you out but that's the dumbest thing you've ever said. Probably? Like there's any doubt?

 

[Mongrel]

LOL... Hoppy, you've a Seahawk fan so I don't usually call you out but that's the dumbest thing you've ever said. Probably? Like there's any doubt?

Well, to be fair, they did slack off for that one drive, and gave up 8 points.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So the Patriots are still a bunch of cheaters (shocking, I know). They had a copy of the Jets playbook somehow and Tom Brady was bragging about it at Welker's wedding. ********.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So the Patriots are still a bunch of cheaters (shocking, I know). They had a copy of the Jets playbook somehow and Tom Brady was bragging about it at Welker's wedding. ********.

LOL!!! Dude, you get a solid A+ for effort.

Way to take some off-the-cuff bullsht conjecture by Pettine and suddenly solidify it into actual fact.





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[Punity]

LOL!!! Dude, you get a solid A+ for effort.

Way to take some off-the-cuff bullsht conjecture by Pettine and suddenly solidify it into actual fact.





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To be honest that can sum up this thread as a whole.

 

[Cape Brewing]

To be honest that can sum up this thread as a whole.

No way... An overwhelming majority of the stuff I post is 100% accurate.

.... like.... There is a growing group of really stupid people who are knocking Brady for having a "down year" last year.

But riddle me this young man.... How many teams in the NFL scored more points than the Pats last year? Now compare the players those teams and QBs had compared to the players Brady had.



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[HoppyDaze]

LOL!!! Dude, you get a solid A+ for effort.

Way to take some off-the-cuff bullsht conjecture by Pettine and suddenly solidify it into actual fact.





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Whatever....I heard it on he radio so it must be true. You know it's true, cheater.

 

[HoppyDaze]

No way... An overwhelming majority of the stuff I post is 100% accurate.

.... like.... There is a growing group of really stupid people who are knocking Brady for having a "down year" last year.

But riddle me this young man.... How many teams in the NFL scored more points than the Pats last year? Now compare the players those teams and QBs had compared to the players Brady had.

What's relevant is not so obvious to some people as shown in above example.

 

[day_trippr]

Nah, it's all just way over your hoppy head...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

yeah, I bet...

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Don't worry Hoppy. I'll PM you and explain. I got your back bro)


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[Cape Brewing]

On an unrelated note: fabric pots are stupid.

Fact


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[HoppyDaze]

air prune bro

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're an air prune


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[HoppyDaze]

like a fox

 

[ChshreCat]

Well, to be fair, they did slack off for that one drive, and gave up 8 points.

And there were a whole 12 seconds the Seahawks didn't lead in the game. Total letdown.

 

[user 574]

Rooms? Check
Tickets? Check
Airfare? Gotta book but not concerned.

November 29- Dec 1

New England Patriots sht-spanking the Packers on... Thhhhe Frrrrrrozen Tundra of LLLLLLLammmbeau Field.

Not gonna lie. Pretty psyched.

The Packers suck and we'll have to deal with a SHT-TON of toothless inbreds but.... It's Lambeau. Gotta make the pilgrimage at least once.

Bring your drinking hat, clothes and extra underwear since you'll probably piss your pants when you pass out. They like to buy shots for outsiders to see if they can knock that silly accent out of you.

Sounds like fun though!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Please... I could drink that whole po-dunk town under the table..., and then skull-bang Rogers' girlfriend (assuming it is actually a woman).


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[motobrewer]

wait what's happening?

 

[motobrewer]

Please... I could drink that whole po-dunk town under the table...

i would seriously pay the bar tab to see that.

green bay has had nothing better to do than to slam rail gin for 30 years.

i'd give you till 11pm. and that's being generous. and if it's at a townie bar.....7:30.

 

[Punity]

I smell a challenge

 

[user 574]

Brandy Old Fashions. Get to a bar that knows of them and train your liver.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Amateurs. The whole town.


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[paulthenurse]

My money is on Cape. He's got a tap room, ya know. And they serve their very own specially spun beer there...


Uhhhh..... Never mind...

Green Bay 1
The Bog 0

 

[bob1852]

I smell a challenge

That's not the challenge you smell. It's cape.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't smell like teen spirit.