Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

Somebodies letting it get personal

 

[Punity]

Hmmm, had some stuff going on yesterday evening, came home around ten and went straight to bed. What'd I miss?

Nothing hah

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ok... I am checking my watch and it says 1:45 pm.... Just confirming for everyone that as of right now, Russell Wilson still sucks.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Honestly, I didn't watch TV last night. When I turned on SC this morning and saw the header "safety-less in SF", I thought "Ruh Roh! Seattle destroyed them!". Sorry to hear that even when Harbaugh gives out two free points, the 'Hawks couldn't win.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I have the redzone!

 

[dataz722]

I have the redzone!

And a red rag too, it sounds like.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just cause I know folks are on the edge of their seats:

Pre-game at Gillette Sunday:

Appetizer: braised beef cheek in garlic and Italian red wine. Crusty bread with roasted garlic-rosemary butter.
Main meal: lasagne and chicken parm (both with homemade pasta sauce) and then carbonara with home cured pancetta and eggs from my chicken coop (don't think I am making the pasta from scratch but I might)

Post-game: grilled dry aged rib eyes stuffed with roasted garlic, spinach and melted Brie and baked potato bar.

Three beers on tap so far. "Big blonde", "black steam" (both are Bog Iron Beers) and a Jack's Abby O-Fest

Pats 78 Jets 3

 

[dataz722]

Who the hell has lasagna and parm for tailgating. Noob. Might as well get a disposable grill and bubba burgers or mcdonalds.

 

[bluemoose]

eggs from my chicken coop

Pats 78 Jets 3

chicken farmer AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

(nodding in agreement on the score)

 

[bob1852]

Three beers on tap so far. "Big blonde", "black steam" (both are Bog Iron Beers)

Oh, I get it - those are tried and true styles that you somehow made your own?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You got that right!!

 

[user 574]

Just cause I know folks are on the edge of their seats:

Pre-game at Gillette Sunday:

Appetizer: braised beef cheek in garlic and Italian red wine. Crusty bread with roasted garlic-rosemary butter.
Main meal: lasagne and chicken parm (both with homemade pasta sauce) and then carbonara with home cured pancetta and eggs from my chicken coop (don't think I am making the pasta from scratch but I might)

Post-game: grilled dry aged rib eyes stuffed with roasted garlic, spinach and melted Brie and baked potato bar.

Three beers on tap so far. "Big blonde", "black steam" (both are Bog Iron Beers) and a Jack's Abby O-Fest

Pats 78 Jets 3

You got a nice Chianti going with that Lasagne? Maybe some of our 49er fans can help you pick a nice vineyard and year. I'm picturing finest china and silverware with a white table cloth. I'm not seeing where beer pairs with any of this. Dude!

 

[Skelator]

FYI, the Giants are going to curbstomp the all hype, gimmicky, Redskins tomorrow. That is all.

 

[the_bird]

You got a nice Chianti going with that Lasagne? Maybe some of our 49er fans can help you pick a nice vineyard and year. I'm picturing finest china and silverware with a white table cloth. I'm not seeing where beer pairs with any of this. Dude!

I woulda thunk that McBrewski hacked into Cape's account or something, except I happen to have a good source who's indicated that Cape's chicken coop is a real thing.

Keep ****in' that chicken, Cape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc

 

[Mojzis]

fyi, the giants are going to curbstomp the all hype, gimmicky, redskins tomorrow. That is all.

+1

 

[bluemoose]

6 hours till we get to hear my favorite Rex Ryan phrase, "we got our butts kicked today!"

 

[motobrewer]

man, the jets are terrible....

 

[motobrewer]

er, i mean, all pro bowlers....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have the redone!

 

[motobrewer]

oh no!!!

 

[bluemoose]

What a blowout!

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

My system: 7 and 4 with 2 to go.

 

[bluemoose]

I have the redone!

I've been drinking too, Cape

 

[motobrewer]

breaking news:

"jets personal trainer is under investigation after he was seen wiping olive oil on the receivers' hands."

olivegate.

 

[day_trippr]

"We had it all the way!"

Taking off the blinders: that was one ugly fuggin win for the Pats. I sincerely doubt they're going to put any kind of scare into any team the rest of the way after Yet Another 4th Quarter Debacle.

Our secondary sucks something fierce. Anything airmailed down field is an automatic advance via catch or defensive penalty. To a man their technique is horrible. Nothing more than a big fat bullseye for the other team to exploit. Totally exposed. And our pass rush rarely puts any heat on the opposing QB, which makes that secondary look even worse.

I think we'll be lucky to go 10-6 this season. Maybe 9-7 is more realistic. On the up side, the way the rest of the division is playing, 9-7 will probably take it. But we'll get smoked in the first playoff game...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Another dominating win by the Pats.

 

[bluemoose]

Pack fans must be happy to have squeaked out with a win.

 

[user 574]

Pack fans must be happy to have squeaked out with a win.

Ha ha. That's it...

 

[Primevci]

Pack fans must be happy to have squeaked out with a win.

Really?

 

[bob1852]

Another dominating win by the French in WWI and WWII.

Troo.