Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I know... I was being sarcastic.

 

[user 574]

I know... I was being sarcastic.

Too early for that stuff.

 

[the_bird]

I think Seattle should have traded up and drafted Brandon Weeden. I mean, Cleveland's got to be feeling great about their QB situation until he's ready to retire after next season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think the second half line for Wilson was 2 of 10 for 19 yards and a pick.

... and 16 of those yards came on that weird declined safety/did he get the first down play.

So... take that out and he was 1 of 9 for 3 yards and a pick in the second half.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

 

[stratslinger]

But remember, Hoppy had a bad feeling, so we can just ignore the game and carry on like it never happened. Wilson's just fine.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wilson likes to huck the ball. You could see when he's in panic mode he attempts to lay it up for the corners. That ain't gonna work in the playoffs when you'll meet top tier D. They'll just take his long ball out of the game and then everything will concentrate on the line. I use to like Lynch but from his days in Buffalo all you heard about were his "issues". Just seemed to be unreliable. Being on the other side of the coast you don't hear that anymore. Hopefully he gave up the thug life.

EDIT: I just checked and Lynch is from Oakland. Maybe his family was tailgating at the game.

 

[the_bird]

Updated: July 17, 2012, 12:59 PM ET
OAKLAND, Calif. -- The California Highway Patrol says Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch was arrested in the Oakland area for investigation of DUI.

Officer Peter van Eckhardt said late Monday that the 26-year-old Lynch was arrested early Saturday in the city of Emeryville....


In June 2008, he pleaded guilty to a traffic violation and admitted to driving off after striking a female pedestrian with his car near the downtown bar district in Buffalo, N.Y.

In March 2009, Lynch pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor gun charge in Los Angeles, after police discovered a semiautomatic handgun in a backpack located in the trunk of a parked car Lynch was sitting in.

He's a very good running back, but he's a thug. That was the main reason that Buffalo got rid of him, IIRC.

 

[Punity]

He's a very good running back, but he's a thug. That was the main reason that Buffalo got rid of him, IIRC.

Or they drafted Cj spiller and added Fred Jackson and he became odd man out.

 

[Punity]

Also regards to Wilson the niners D really tightend up in the second half and yes if not for some horrible dropped passes his stat line and the game would have been different. Turbin drop pass for a td, Tate dropped pass on an important 3rd down, and Edwards touchdown it was in his hands and he should have come down with it.

 

[McBrewskie]

Har-Brah is gonna have a stroke before this game is over. LOL even if he wins.

I am surprised he hasn't stroked out yet this season. I mean I almost have just watching how ****ing terrible Alex Smith is. Time for Kaep.

 

[Punity]

Not saying it's not a bad game from him but hey he's a rookie that happens from time to time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did we win?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Actually the most important thing to ask about a rookie is "was his bad decisions, dumb or just bad" You can deal with bad but if he's unpredictable and dumb then he shouldn't be out there. IF it's bad, then coaches should be able to get deep into the playoffs. I wouldn't say he made dumb decisions against a tough D. Although I missed a good portion of the game.

 

[Punity]

well you are alive so i would say your gut feeling wasnt a busted appendix

 

[Punity]

Actually the most important thing to ask about a rookie is "was his bad decisions, dumb or just bad" You can deal with bad but if he's unpredictable and dumb then he shouldn't be out there. IF it's bad, then coaches should be able to get deep into the playoffs. I wouldn't say he made dumb decisions against a tough D.

exactly and im still not thrilled about our OC. is play calling is supect 3rd and short and we are lining up shotgun? Wtf with have a very good run game and you line up shotgun taking away the play action?

 

[bluemoose]

Did we win?

You did!

 

[the_bird]

Sounds like whining to me. "IT'S THE COORDINATOR'S FAULT!" You sound like a friggin' JETS fan now.

 

[Punity]

Sounds like whining to me. "IT'S THE COORDINATOR'S FAULT!" You sound like a friggin' JETS fan now.

you arent very good at baiting are you?

 

[Punity]

bring Cape back in here hes much better at it

 

[the_bird]

Are you trying to say that Cape's the master baiter?

 

[Cape Brewing]

2-10, 19 yards and a pick.

Oooooo that Coordinator!!!

LOL!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I didn't see the game last night but I bet I can tell you exactly how it went down. Both teams struggled on offense; scoring was probably done after turnovers left good field position. Snoozer..

Seattle's offense is unbearable at times; good thing the defense can keep them in games. Did SF make a long drive at the end to go ahead? Or did Seattle turn it over?

 

[the_bird]

What happened, did your RedZone channel go out?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Women's tennis was on during the same time slot

 

[bob1852]

that weird declined safety/did he get the first down play.

I'm still trying to figure that play out. Wasn't really paying attention as it was happening.

They declined the penalty in the endzone (safety) in order to get a measurement?

 

[Punity]

I'm still trying to figure that play out. Wasn't really paying attention as it was happening.

They declined the penalty in the endzone (safety) in order to get a measurement?

Harboo was using capes math during that time

 

[Cape Brewing]

I didn't see the game last night but I bet I can tell you exactly how it went down. Both teams struggled on offense; scoring was probably done after turnovers left good field position. Snoozer..

No, no turn overs... except for the horrible heave down the field into triple coverage by Wilson that hit the 9'rs CB dead center in the chest, about 9 yards away from Rice.

Seattle's offense is unbearable at times; ..

you got that one right

good thing the defense can keep them in games. ..

ehhhhh... unless someone like Frank Gore starts shredding them for huge chunks of yards every time he touched the ball.

Did SF make a long drive at the end to go ahead?

Not right at the end but yeah... I think it was like an 84 yard drive or something.

Or did Seattle turn it over?

It's was more like AND Seattle turned it over. (see above comment about Wilson hitting the 9'r dead in the chest from 40 yards. Nice lookin' throw though.

Oh... and you forgot your "Pro bowl" QB looking like a dumptruck full of suck.

 

[HoppyDaze]

What happened, did your RedZone channel go out?

oh burn dude! That gets more funny each time...

 

[motobrewer]

I didn't see the game last night but I bet I can tell you exactly how it went down. Both teams struggled on offense; scoring was probably done after turnovers left good field position. Snoozer..

Seattle's offense is unbearable at times; good thing the defense can keep them in games. Did SF make a long drive at the end to go ahead? Or did Seattle turn it over?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaahahahahaahhaha!!!!

tool of the year award

 

[bluemoose]

Bunch of cheaters. There should be astericks for 05.

PITTSBURGH -- A doctor released from the Pittsburgh Steelers medical staff five years ago after investigators questioned his bulk purchase of anabolic steroids has been indicted for illegally prescribing the muscle-building aids.

Authorities are not listing the team or any of its players as among the recipients.

Sixty-two-year-old Dr. Richard Rydze is expected to appear before a federal magistrate Friday.

Rydze left the Steelers in June 2007. The FBI accuses him of conspiring to distribute steroids and human growth hormone from September 2007 through March 2011. He also is charged with illegally prescribing painkillers during a slightly longer time frame -- including a few months when he was still with the team.

A Steelers spokesman declined to comment Friday. In 2007, president Art Rooney II said Rydze denied giving players steroids.