I used to have a friend named Cooter and he was from NC but lived in Buffalo for 2 years. Used to get drunk and throw his credit card on the bar and say "y'all drinkin on me tonight" Man I miss that kid...
Hmm, I used to have a friend named Critter in Arizona but he was from Connecticut. He too would buy often. His head was way too big for his 5'8" frame. Had to shave 2x a day to keep up otherwise he'd have a beard in 36 hrs. Here's a caricature of him.
Friggen Pats fan too. But not nearly as obnoxious.