Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

Annnnnddd Back to football.

My seahawks are opening a WR retirement home, Bryant...Braylon Edwards.......OWENS??

-edit- I should mention that antonio was cut already

Edwards sucks cock. Owens could give you some games. Owens will however be gone soon. At which point he'll go broke again, realize he's still all alone, his mental issues will catch up to him, he won't get help, and he'll end up doing a Seau. Too bad.

 

[McBrewskie]

Annnnnddd Back to football.

My seahawks are opening a WR retirement home, Bryant...Braylon Edwards.......OWENS??

-edit- I should mention that antonio was cut already

Edwards sucks cock. Owens could give you some games. Owens will however be gone soon. At which point he'll go broke again, realize he's still all alone, his mental issues will catch up to him, he won't get help, and he'll end up doing a Seau. Too bad.

 

[the_bird]

Wow, that's like a whole bag of cocks you're obsessed with sucking.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sweeeeeet Jesus.

That was freakin creepy.

 

[bluemoose]

Did McBrewskie just have a stroke?

 

[motobrewer]

bag of dicks, lol

 

[McBrewskie]

Annnnnddd Back to football.

My seahawks are opening a WR retirement home, Bryant...Braylon Edwards.......OWENS??

-edit- I should mention that antonio was cut already

Edwards sucks cock. Owens could give you some games. Owens will however be gone soon. At which point he'll go broke again, realize he's still all alone, his mental issues will catch up to him, he won't get help, and he'll end up doing a Seau. Too bad.

 

[the_bird]

Did McBrewskie just have a stroke?

That would be my guess. I have to imagine his mouth got sore after a while, so he probably just started in with the ******** instead. I mean, that's a whole lotta cocks.

 

[McBrewskie]

Wow, wtf. That was weird. My phone went ape **** on me.

 

[McBrewskie]

Sweeeeeet Jesus.

That was freakin creepy.

Your definition of creepy is strange. Multiple posts equals creepy?

 

[McBrewskie]

That would be my guess. I have to imagine his mouth got sore after a while, so he probably just started in with the ******** instead. I mean, that's a whole lotta cocks.

Hmm, I do believe the only one sucking cocks in my post was Braylon Edwards. And really it was what 4 of them? That isn't that many if it's one at a time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

. And really it was what 4 of them? That isn't that many if it's one at a time.

I smell a new signature!!!!

A creepy one at that.

 

[McBrewskie]

I smell a new signature!!!!

A creepy one at that.

 

[the_bird]

It's like Kevin Smith meets "Hard Knocks".

"My wide receiver, he sucked a half-dozen dicks."
"In a row?"

 

[McBrewskie]

It's like Kevin Smith meets "Hard Knocks".

"My wide receiver, he sucked a half-dozen dicks."
"In a row?"

"try not to suck any dick on your way to the sideline!"

 

[bluemoose]

This season is going to be awesome!

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/sto...s-new-york-jets-another-training-camp-scuffle

 

[Cape Brewing]

The only thing that makes that article even better is now Santonio Holmes is a little banged up as well. Please, for all the is holy, let Holmes be the poster child on that team again.

 

[mafeeker]

Da bears da bears da bears da bears da bears....

 

[McBrewskie]

Da bears da bears da bears da bears da bears....

Old as **** defense.

 

[McBrewskie]

This season is going to be awesome!

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/sto...s-new-york-jets-another-training-camp-scuffle

Rex is a good coach. But he'll never have control of that team. He's a great defensive mind, but you can't come in and let ********* like some of these Jets players run the show from day one and expect you can eventually reel them in. The inmates run the assylum there and he be gone in a year.

 

[bluemoose]

let ********* like some of these Jets players run the show.

Really, another penis post?

 

[McBrewskie]

Really, another penis post?

Just dicking around.

 

[mafeeker]

Old as **** defense.

We call that seasoned, or vintage, buddy...

 

[mafeeker]

Old as **** defense.

We call that seasoned, or vintage, buddy...

 

[user 574]

It's like the matrix when the cat crosses the entryway twice (or 4x) around here.

I'm just sitting around dodging quickly all the flying dicks and old defenses coming at me.

 

[the_bird]

MY GOD, I wish "Hard Knocks" was following the Jets again. Cromartie is such a ****ing moron *********. It wasn't enough that he hurt Santonio Holmes with an unnecessary hit, now he's taking cheap shots on Dustin Keller. What a ****ing tool. Not that he was in great control before, but Rex Ryan has lost all control. Holy crap, that would be more interesting that watching the QB "controversy" in Miami.

 

[avidhomebrewer]

Da bears da bears da bears da bears da bears....

... will get beaten by the Pack!

 

[mafeeker]

... will get beaten by the Pack!

Fook that ****e, I can't wait to see julius peppers lined up across from marshall newhouse. Discount double check is gonna be feeling some heat this season.

 

[avidhomebrewer]

Fook that ****e, I can't wait to see julius peppers lined up across from marshall newhouse. Discount double check is gonna be feeling some heat this season.

What! Peppers won't save da Bears! They have more problems than what Peppers can answer!

 

[mafeeker]

What! Peppers won't save da Bears! They have more problems than what Peppers can answer!

Mark my words, Stephen Paea and Henry Melton will wreak havoc up front, and Izzy Idonije and Shea Mcclellin will provide an ample and shoulder separating from the opposite side