Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

We'll see when their defense steps out onto the field. They are going to need to put up a lot of points on offense, that's for sure.

If our D holds the other team to 50 points a game, we win 16 in the regular season!

 

[motobrewer]

Pats reviving the screen pass too? Is it possible to be more unstoppable?

reviving??? you mean, copying the packers for the last 10 years??

 

[bluemoose]

reviving??? you mean, copying the packers for the last 10 years??

Were those the years the Pats were winning championships with the screen pass?

 

[McBrewskie]

Can we get off the gay sex act talk and get back to admiring the MDFTOTM?

Nope, gay sex and football go hand and hand.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We'll see when their defense steps out onto the field. They are going to need to put up a lot of points on offense, that's for sure.

Blah blah blah... I am so sick of people being so clueless about the Pats D last year.

"ohhhh. They're so terrible. That offense will have to score a million points"

Oh bull.

The Pats D, yes, let up all sorts of yards but they were 15th, right smack in the middle of the league in points allowed. They let up fewer points than the Giants, Cowboys (one Ryan brother "defensive genius"), Packers, and Jets (the other Ryan brother "defensive genius") and let up an average of .1 more points pergame than Chicago and .2 points more than the Saints.

All of this while the offense put up the 3rd most points in the league.

Anyone who thinks the Pats D was super horrible last year ether didn't watch any of the games or is just plain retahded.

 

[McBrewskie]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't wait for Hard Knocks with the Miami Dolphins. Gonna be the best HBO comedy series since the debut of Curb your Enthusiasim.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Starring Chad Johnson. Kiss of death.

 

[user 574]

Hey espn2 was just showing highlights of the last Superbowl. Pats lost, think i saw Cape.

 

[bluemoose]

Today marks the 35th birthday of the greatest quarterback in NFL history.

 

[motobrewer]

Bart Starr is far older than 35....

 

[bluemoose]

Bart Starr is far older than 35....

So is Steve Grogan, but I said BEST quarterback in NFL history.

 

[motobrewer]

So is Steve Grogan, but I said BEST quarterback in NFL history.

you're talking crazy. something must be in the water up there in vermont.

probably all those bridges.

 

[bluemoose]

Was out near killington two days ago and there are still buildings sitting half off their foundations. Crazy!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots are gay....well, not Patrick Chung but the rest are

 

[McBrewskie]

Today marks the 35th birthday of the greatest quarterback in NFL history.

Montana, that is all.

 

[user 574]

Montana, that is all.

Agreed.

 

[user 574]

So is Steve Grogan, but I said BEST quarterback in NFL history.

Moto mistyped, he meant Best Team in NFL history. Starr just happened to play for the Packers.

 

[bluemoose]

Wait, Montana has a football team?

 

[Skelator]

look. The New York Football Giants are awesome. We all know this. They've won 2 superbowls led by none other than ELI Manning. You cant spell elite without eli. Yeah, he doesnt throw for 350+ a game, nor does he have 38+ td tosses, but you know what? He wins. He wins on the road. He wins superbowls. I dont give a **** if they got 10-6 or 9-7 as long as they make the playoffs. Why? Because it doesnt matter if your first (Pats) or 4th (Giants) or last (Giants), if you're in... anything can happen. The Giants have improved since last year too, Eli will only get better, thee BEST D line in football, high level wr's, great young rb's (if you know anything), and their D wont be devastated from injury from the get go. Get used to it. NEW. YORK. GIANTS. Do work, son. 22's!!!!

btw, Warren Moon better be gettin some respect in best qb discussion. Ima thrown down!

/drunk

 

[user 574]

Holy phuk there are Giant fans that actually drink (and make?) beer.

 

[the_bird]

Time out from the smack talk. Andy Reid's kid was found dead this morning, at the Eagle's training camp.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/05/andy-reid-son-dead/

Aigh, that sucks.

 

[davis119]

Wow..... he was a doper right?

 

[the_bird]

He was at one point; sounds like those demons may not have been entirely kicked (which may have been why Andy Reid was keeping him close by to begin with). No word on the cause of death yet, other than it wasn't suicide and it doesn't appear to have been foul play.

 

[davis119]

He was at one point; sounds like those demons may not have been entirely kicked (which may have been why Andy Reid was keeping him close by to begin with). No word on the cause of death yet, other than it wasn't suicide and it doesn't appear to have been foul play.

Yeah
but its kind of a catch 22 I guess. If he has a place to stay and probably making more money than me 'assisting strength coaches' he's gunna fall back in to those old ways. My guess is oxy that's more common in my neck of the woods......

 

[McBrewskie]

Time out from the smack talk. Andy Reid's kid was found dead this morning, at the Eagle's training camp.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/05/andy-reid-son-dead/

Aigh, that sucks.

Yeah. Love that Vick and the Commish gave condolences via twitter. So impersonal, putting a statement out via twitter. Hey, sorry about your kid Andy, 140 characters worth of sorry. So lame.

 

[philrose]

Annnnnddd Back to football.

My seahawks are opening a WR retirement home, Bryant...Braylon Edwards.......OWENS??

-edit- I should mention that antonio was cut already

 

[Cape Brewing]

yeah... they're gonna suck somethin' fierce.

 

[McBrewskie]

Annnnnddd Back to football.

My seahawks are opening a WR retirement home, Bryant...Braylon Edwards.......OWENS??

-edit- I should mention that antonio was cut already

Edwards sucks cock. Owens could give you some games. Owens will however be gone soon. At which point he'll go broke again, realize he's still all alone, his mental issues will catch up to him, he won't get help, and he'll end up doing a Seau. Too bad.

 

[McBrewskie]

Annnnnddd Back to football.

My seahawks are opening a WR retirement home, Bryant...Braylon Edwards.......OWENS??

-edit- I should mention that antonio was cut already

Edwards sucks cock. Owens could give you some games. Owens will however be gone soon. At which point he'll go broke again, realize he's still all alone, his mental issues will catch up to him, he won't get help, and he'll end up doing a Seau. Too bad.

 

[McBrewskie]

Annnnnddd Back to football.

My seahawks are opening a WR retirement home, Bryant...Braylon Edwards.......OWENS??

-edit- I should mention that antonio was cut already

Edwards sucks cock. Owens could give you some games. Owens will however be gone soon. At which point he'll go broke again, realize he's still all alone, his mental issues will catch up to him, he won't get help, and he'll end up doing a Seau. Too bad.