Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[stratslinger]

That's not really a fair statement though. Isn't every other team mediocre compared to the Pats??

The league won't schedule a Pats intra-team game so it's kind of impossible for the Pats to NOT play a mediocre team.

Besides that, if the Pats ever played the Pats, space time would likely collapse in on itself due to the shear awesomeness, ending the universe as we know it.

Damn, and I already wasted my slow clap for the week...

 

[the_bird]

That's not really a fair statement though. Isn't every other team mediocre compared to the Pats??

The league won't schedule a Pats intra-team game so it's kind of impossible for the Pats to NOT play a mediocre team.

Besides that, if the Pats ever played the Pats, space time would likely collapse in on itself due to the shear awesomeness, ending the universe as we know it.

^^^ Again, all valid points.

 

[the_bird]

Just imagine for one second, though... Tom Friggin' Brady (with a healthy Gronk and Hernandez) going up against the Pats' pass D? He'd have a QB rating of 800.

 

[bluemoose]

Just imagine for one second, though... Tom Friggin' Brady (with a healthy Gronk and Hernandez) going up against the Pats' pass D? He'd have a QB rating of 800.

Does the Foxboro scoreboard go to triple digits?

Too bad we don't play the Jets again this season, we would be able to find out.

 

[HoppyDaze]

My gaydar is pinned

 

[WesleyS]

That's not really a fair statement though. Isn't every other team mediocre compared to the Pats??

Texans: 10-1
Patriots: 8-3

 

[bluemoose]

Texans: 10-1
Patriots: 8-3

Not a relevant fact!

 

[WesleyS]

Not a relevant fact!

This year it is

 

[WesleyS]

Does the Foxboro scoreboard go to triple digits?

Too bad we don't play the Jets again this season, we would be able to find out.

Yay, your team beat the jets. That's like bragging about beating a turtle in a foot race.

 

[the_bird]

Texans: 10-1
Patriots: 8-3

Houston would be 9-2, if that moronic rule about "you can't throw a challenge flag on a play that's automatically reviewed" didn't exist. Houston's a good team, don't get me wrong... but I'm more worried about the San Francisco game than the one against the Texans.

 

[WesleyS]

Houston would be 9-2, if that moronic rule about "you can't throw a challenge flag on a play that's automatically reviewed" didn't exist. Houston's a good team, don't get me wrong... but I'm more worried about the San Francisco game than the one against the Texans.

You can't say with certainty that they would've definitely lost.
Oh and 9-2 is still better than 8-3.

 

[the_bird]

Yay, your team beat the jets. That's like bragging about beating a turtle in a foot race.

Somebody double-check my math, because this can't be right.

Is that ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT points scored in the last two games? That's not right, is it? I mean, those are Arena League point totals! That's "video game on the 'half-retarded' difficulty setting"-level scoring.

I must be adding these numbers up wrong.

 

[WesleyS]

I must be adding these numbers up wrong.

Don't worry, we all make mistakes.

 

[the_bird]

Don't worry, we all make mistakes.

... like not starting to root for a *real* time when the Oilers left town...

 

[WesleyS]

... like not starting to root for a *real* time when the Oilers left town...

Who? The useless Oilers?
I've actually always been a Pats fan. I've only recently in the past few years been proud of my home team. If the Pats are playing, I'm rooting for them. The exception will be when they play the Texans. Other than that, go NE! But this is the trash talk thread so disregard all that.

 

[the_bird]

Who? The useless Oilers?
I've actually always been a Pats fan. I've only recently in the past few years been proud of my home team. If the Pats are playing, I'm rooting for them. The exception will be when they play the Texans. Other than that, go NE! But this is the trash talk thread so disregard all that.

*sigh*

So, you didn't start rooting for your hometown team until they were good?

Really?

You're going to admit that you're a bandwagon hopper?

Let me guess; you kind of like Atlanta this year, too? And don't forget the Giants - you've got to root for the NFL Champions whenever they're playing, right?

*sigh*

 

[the_bird]

No wonder the Frank Reich-led comback didn't seem to bother you.

Poseur.

 

[WesleyS]

Let me guess; you kind of like Atlanta this year, too? And don't forget the Giants - you've got to root for the NFL Champions whenever they're playing, right?

*sigh*

Nope, just Patriots and Houston. Never anyone else.

 

[Punity]

How long before cowboys fans put out a hit on old Jerry

 

[user 574]

Cutler has been cleared for his next concussion tomorrow I hear.

 

[Cape Brewing]

My gaydar is pinned

Isn't "gaydar" defined as a gay person's ability to spot another gay person?

I think that's the definition.

http://m.dictionary.com/d/?q=gaydar&o=0&l=dir

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

(Awwwwkward)

 

[stratslinger]

that's one thing about Pats fan,,,most are very arrogant....where were they all before Brady?

Honestly? Most of us were reminiscing about the days of Steve Grogan and trying to convince ourselves that Drew Bledsoe could be an elite NFL quarterback.

Man, I remember how pissed off my dad and I both were when Belichick gave Bledsoe's job away to some punk kid after his injury - "you just don't give away a starting job due to injury!" Fast forward another year or two, compare exactly where Brady and Bledsoe went from there, and we had one of our first lessons on Belichick and personnel moves.

 

[ChshreCat]

Honestly? Most of us were reminiscing about the days of Steve Grogan and trying to convince ourselves that Drew Bledsoe could be an elite NFL quarterback.

Man, I remember how pissed off my dad and I both were when Belichick gave Bledsoe's job away to some punk kid after his injury - "you just don't give away a starting job due to injury!" Fast forward another year or two, compare exactly where Brady and Bledsoe went from there, and we had one of our first lessons on Belichick and personnel moves.

People up here in Washington were pissed about that too. Good WSU boy getting bumped by some bench-warming PUNK!

 

[Cape Brewing]

that's one thing about Pats fan,,,most are very arrogant....where were they all before Brady?

I don't know where they all were but I had been on the waiting list for season tickets for five years. Which is odd cause, according to the above piece of rocket science, the Pats had no fans. It's weird that I had to be on a waiting list for five years where there were no fans.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

that's one thing about Pats fan,,,most are very arrogant....where were they all before Brady?

Totally agree, dude, totally agree. The only thing separating them from the Packers fans is that they actually seem to understand football to some degree.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lol

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seahawks blow

 

[Punity]

Way to go Seattle. Your D played like the jets out there

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Wow, Bears toadally blow (out the Vikings). Hope the Hacks are ready next week, gonna be tough to comeback from a loss to (hahahaha) Miami.

Miami... that's just a funny word to say. Miami.

 

[Punity]

Wow, Bears toadally blow (out the Vikings). Hope the Hacks are ready next week, gonna be tough to comeback from a loss to (hahahaha) Miami.

Miami... that's just a funny word to say. Miami.

We play like that again I'm gonna go for a nice drive. But with this team its hard to figure out who is going to show up. Its funny though doesn't matter what coach what players or era we blow on the road.