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[Br3w4u]

Why would the name of a brewery that is not even open be mentioned in this apparently non-existant, or at least very minimally publicized Kaelin/Simpson movie?

Because it wasn’t. My question is why would you rush to open a brewery with little to no experience just because some crazy guy in Vegas says the name of your fake brewery in his fake movie. Also a person that is mentally challenged enough to accidentally pump sewage in to a brew kettle should not be serving anything edible to living beings.

 

[Jayjay1976]

I've learned that you will always be offensive and so I'm patient with you.

Your positively unflappable nature is pi$$ing off tho. So do me a solid and flip out wouldja?

What a field day you will have when you learn my Uncle's name was Cliff. It's that sort of low brow humor that brings joy to some but to others great pain.

I think the word you're searching for is schadenfreude

Someday I will laugh when you are at my brewery enjoying a beer and I tell you it's my uncle's brew, your face will go red. Don't worry that beer will be with my compliments.

Well whatever happens if you slip me one of those porta-potty porters of yours I'll be delivering a punch to your dumplings.

The world needs to heal and this is why I will bring them as much of my beer as possible.

Heal the world with beer? I thought Canada already did that with Molson.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Unfortunate about Cliff....what a way to go. I had an aunt a couple decades ago who died of diabetus. Before her passing she had her foot amputated. Her name was Ilene.

Then there was my uncle. Loved to fish, that guy. Never wore a life vest. He said it restricted his trademark cast. One day he fell overboard. Poor guy couldn't swim and eventually succumbed to the water. His name was Bob.

My neighbor on the other hand. Nothing bad to say about that guy. Didn't take risks, ate healthy, and exercised. Lived to be 103 years old. If I recall correctly, his name was Gerry Atrick.

Gerry's nephew, Stan, though... not as fortunate. Got drafted into Vietnam when he was just 19 years old. Under heavy fire in the Wu Tang peninsula they all dove for cover "Just stay down and you will make it out alive!" yelled the captain. Knowing that Stan had the only radio to call in for reinforcements the captain yelled for him. "Stan!".... nothing. "Stan Dupp!" he yelled louder. Stan and the whole 92nd battalion met their end that day.

I raise a glass of poo beer in their honor.

 

[ismellweird]

Why would the name of a brewery that is not even open be mentioned in this apparently non-existant, or at least very minimally publicized Kaelin/Simpson movie?

Yes I know. Hence my rush. Long story but was in Vegas and ended up on camera (accidentally) in an interview sort of capacity where he asked where I was from etc and I told him I was a brewer and said the name of my brewery I am building but turns out it was part of a larger movie being filmed. Please don’t follow up with “pics or it didn’t happen” because it’s already been covered in exhausting detail and with pictures, etc. and I am posting this thread just to see if anyone in the area has heard of it yet. I received helpful feedback to contact the Nevada film org but then all of this other slightly less helpful feedback came flooding in.

 

[Br3w4u]

Yeah he posted pictures of a paused TV.

 

[Br3w4u]

 

[beernutz]

Yes I know. Hence my rush. Long story but was in Vegas and ended up on camera (accidentally) in an interview sort of capacity where he asked where I was from etc and I told him I was a brewer and said the name of my brewery I am building but turns out it was part of a larger movie being filmed. Please don’t follow up with “pics or it didn’t happen” because it’s already been covered in exhausting detail and with pictures, etc. and I am posting this thread just to see if anyone in the area has heard of it yet. I received helpful feedback to contact the Nevada film org but then all of this other slightly less helpful feedback came flooding in.

So in this documentary a filmmaker interviewed random people in Las Vegas, including you, on the street and asked where they are from and what they do. That sounds riveting by the way.

You think because the name of your as-yet-unopened brewery was mentioned in this so-far-mythical or at least unable-to-be-found-using-google documentary you are going to hit the lottery when you do open your brewery sometime in the unspecified future as movie goers frantically search for you.

Because you mentioned the name of your brewery in a documentary.

I know you are trolling and/or delusional but I'm bored.

 

[ismellweird]

Yeah he posted pictures of a paused TV.

This is absolutely 100% wrong. I took those pictures with my cell phone which is rediculously old. Then I emailed it to my self and used some site to upload it and yes I agree that it looks like a paused TV but I can assure you it's just the worst cell phone picture you're ever seen.

I'm starting to think this is a coordinated effort on here to embarass and drive away newbies. This thread is a textbook example.

1. I post something very normal
2. Someone notifies this jay jay to come look
3. Jay Jay shows up and twists and pokes me until he gets a specific reaction
4. Once he gets the reaction, everyone starts yelling troll and liar and fake

I see the recipe repeated on many of my posts. I can only imagine how many other people you have done this to. There is a dark side inside of HBT, that's for sure.

 

[ismellweird]

So in this documentary filmmaker interviewed random people in Las Vegas including you on the street and asked where they are from and what they do. That sounds riveting by the way.

You think because the name of your as-yet-unopened brewery was mentioned in the so-far-mythical or at least unable-to-be-found-using-google documentary you are going to hit the lottery when you do open your brewery sometime in the unspecified future as movie goers frantically search for you.

Because you mentioned the name of your brewery in a documentary.

I know you are trolling and/or delusional but I'm a bored.

No, you're taking a few bits of what you hear and making your own tale. The guy looked like Kato and many people tell me maybe it actually was Kato. I don't know. As he was leaving he smiled and patted me on the back and said something along the lines of, "You've got 6 months to open that brewery, bud" directly implying that this was a lucky break that my brewery name made it into the film. Ultimately this is my story and not for any of you to judge right or wrong, and you can certainly call me a troll if you wish but I reserve the right to defend myself. If I turns out to be completely wrong and maybe I'm fooling myself, then.

 

[beernutz]

No, you're taking a few bits of what you hear and making your own tale. The guy looked like Kato and many people tell me maybe it actually was Kato. I don't know. As he was leaving he smiled and patted me on the back and said something along the lines of, "You've got 6 months to open that brewery, bud" directly implying that this was a lucky break that my brewery name made it into the film. Ultimately this is my story and not for any of you to judge right or wrong, and you can certainly call me a troll if you wish but I reserve the right to defend myself. If I turns out to be completely wrong and maybe I'm fooling myself, then.

Exactly what part of what I wrote was inaccurate?

 

[Br3w4u]

This is absolutely 100% wrong. I took those pictures with my cell phone which is rediculously old. Then I emailed it to my self and used some site to upload it and yes I agree that it looks like a paused TV but I can assure you it's just the worst cell phone picture you're ever seen.

I'm starting to think this is a coordinated effort on here to embarass and drive away newbies. This thread is a textbook example.

1. I post something very normal
2. Someone notifies this jay jay to come look
3. Jay Jay shows up and twists and pokes me until he gets a specific reaction
4. Once he gets the reaction, everyone starts yelling troll and liar and fake

I see the recipe repeated on many of my posts. I can only imagine how many other people you have done this to. There is a dark side inside of HBT, that's for sure.

That’s because all of your posts are BS. I actually use an old ass flip phone that doesn’t have internet and crap on it and my pictures don’t have the appearance of digital interference from what looks like you either paused a VHS or you used an iPhone to take a picture of a tube television. The reason you said that Kato looked 10 years younger is probably because the picture was from an interview that was about 10 years old. I refuse to believe that you can make a cupcake flavored beer from cupcakes in the kettle. I know for a fact that you can not suck back sewage from a sink unless there were many systemic failures along the way or if you were actually trying to do this. I also don’t believe that anyone would drink a kale beer and enjoy it. They might drink it but they wouldn’t enjoy it. Fake fake fake.

 

[BLL]

This is absolutely 100% wrong. I took those pictures with my cell phone which is rediculously old. Then I emailed it to my self and used some site to upload it and yes I agree that it looks like a paused TV but I can assure you it's just the worst cell phone picture you're ever seen.

I'm starting to think this is a coordinated effort on here to embarass and drive away newbies. This thread is a textbook example.

1. I post something very normal
2. Someone notifies this jay jay to come look
3. Jay Jay shows up and twists and pokes me until he gets a specific reaction
4. Once he gets the reaction, everyone starts yelling troll and liar and fake

I see the recipe repeated on many of my posts. I can only imagine how many other people you have done this to. There is a dark side inside of HBT, that's for sure.

I just read this entire thread with great relish.

1. There is nothing normal about anything you've claimed or implied.
2 & 3. This is an online forum so buckle up before you post.
4. No one's calling you a liar. I for one sincerely hope it's all truth.

 

[Br3w4u]

Just because someone may have mentioned your fake brewery name to a camera does not mean that they were actually making a movie or that the movie will ever be produced and if that does happen the 3 seconds where you were mentioned could be cut out of the film.

 

[BLL]

Do tell!
Say, I was in an elevator the other day with about seven people who had no idea that I was approaching 5 solid days of non-stop taco dinners, and what I shared with them just before I stepped off *literally* blew their minds, though I doubt any of them were left wanting for a recipe.

I've got a recipe that involves smoked oysters that might pair well with that one.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Cue the 'oops, I was asking Google for directions to Wyoming but accidentally posted all the dictation here' post.

 

[user 246304]

I don't think you understand how product placement works in movies. They don't pay you, you pay them to have your product featured.

As to this, "There are stories all over where one mention gets “syndicated” and suddenly there’s a lifetime of steady checks." Drew Carrey and Jerry Seinfeld worked for years as stand-up comics before hitting it big with syndication. There was no instant gratification, just hard steady work.

Brother, I am LOADED with residuals. I've moved a lot, so SAG keeps them on hold, basically, until you contact them to update your address. My first one after a long time away was HUGE. $561, I think it was. And right now, after years, ..... criminy, this is almost embarrassing, I get such free money.....there's a fat $21 something waiting for me. HAHAHAAH. I just asked if they could give the money to somebody.

And can somebody give me the time back I took reading this garbage trolling feast, writing my own worthless post, and bothering all of you with it? Sorry!

 

[beernutz]

No, you're taking a few bits of what you hear and making your own tale. The guy looked like Kato and many people tell me maybe it actually was Kato. I don't know. As he was leaving he smiled and patted me on the back and said something along the lines of, "You've got 6 months to open that brewery, bud" directly implying that this was a lucky break that my brewery name made it into the film. Ultimately this is my story and not for any of you to judge right or wrong, and you can certainly call me a troll if you wish but I reserve the right to defend myself. If I turns out to be completely wrong and maybe I'm fooling myself, then.

You are such a liar. Here's what you wrote on November 11, 2017:

"Well Guys I’m waking up this morning and can’t believe what happened last night. I go back to the bar and this guy is there again so we start talking. BU the way he’s not Kato I asked him, just a guy who looks like him. So I’m telling him about my brewery plans and he says he’s waiting for his camera crew. Yeah right here we go again. Only this time a crew comes and they shoot a whole thing right there next to me, I heard it was a pilot for amazon or Netflix . He is talking to people and then he turns to me on camera and says “here’s my buddy Mell,he has a brewery I want you all to drink his beer. Mell tell them the name” and I say “is Mell weird brewing”. Wow just wow. So after they shoot he walks by and says “do you really have a brewery” and I said no I’m working on it. He pats me on the back and says “well this will air in 3 months, you’ve got 3 months to get it live Mell. You’ll be the next Budweiser” hahahaha! Can you believe my luck?!! All the pieces of my plan are coming together so fast I am humbled."

So 5 months ago you admitted the guy who "interviewed" you told you he wasn't Kaelin but now you say you don't know if it was.

You also wrote back then that the footage would be aired in 3 months, not 6, which would have been in February.

Of course neither you or anyone else can find any evidence whatsoever that this film/documentary/whatever even exists which was in your own previous words going to air two months ago. However, you now are changing your story by stating the documentary hasn't even been released but when it is you believe your still non-existant brewery is going to get a big publicity boost by being mentioned in it.

I'm still bored so I can keep up this charade as long as you can.

 

[sonic7173]

Hey smell weird, in another thread ( your introductory "I'm from north Dakota" post) you said that you inherited your brewery equipment from your grandfather, yet here you say it was from your uncle Cliff, just wondering which one is the true story?

 

[z-bob]

Hey smell weird, in another thread ( your introductory "I'm from north Dakota" post) you said that you inherited your brewery equipment from your grandfather, yet here you say it was from your uncle Cliff, just wondering which one is the true story?

It's possible...

 

[Jayjay1976]

It's possible...

Damn, you beat me to it!!

 

[baldm79]

This is absolutely 100% wrong. I took those pictures with my cell phone which is rediculously old. Then I emailed it to my self and used some site to upload it and yes I agree that it looks like a paused TV but I can assure you it's just the worst cell phone picture you're ever seen.

I'm starting to think this is a coordinated effort on here to embarass and drive away newbies. This thread is a textbook example.

1. I post something very normal
2. Someone notifies this jay jay to come look
3. Jay Jay shows up and twists and pokes me until he gets a specific reaction
4. Once he gets the reaction, everyone starts yelling troll and liar and fake

I see the recipe repeated on many of my posts. I can only imagine how many other people you have done this to. There is a dark side inside of HBT, that's for sure.

JayJay did the exact same thing to that guy who got sewage in his kettle. I think he’s a bad person. Now he will probably come after me for being a newbie.

 

[Jayjay1976]

I'm starting to think this is a coordinated effort on here to embarass and drive away newbies. This thread is a textbook example.

How can this thread be a textbook example if we haven't succeeded in driving you away??
Besides, we're both post-2015 join-daters, so...

1. I post something very normal
2. Someone notifies this jay jay to come look
3. Jay Jay shows up and twists and pokes me until he gets a specific reaction
4. Once he gets the reaction, everyone starts yelling troll and liar and fake

1. I've yet to see you post anything that a reasonable person would consider normal.
2. I notify myself of your latest tomfoolery by seeing another one of your nonsensical threads pop up in "New Posts"
3. Don't go feeling special, I poke a lot of people. I would however ask you to please elaborate on this "specific reaction", sounds intriguing...
4. We the people of HBT hold these truths to be self-evident, that troll be thy name and trollery be thy game.

Looking forward to your next boorish half-hearted attempt to feign outrage.

 

[LuckyLady]

Kato Kaelin‏Verified account @Kato_Kaelin 15h15 hours ago




@ismellweird gave me diarrhea & migraine

 

[Jayjay1976]

JayJay did the exact same thing to that guy who got sewage in his kettle. I think he’s a bad person. Now he will probably come after me for being a newbie.

This is He, of poop-kettle fame.

Welcome to HBT!

 

[baldm79]

This is He, of poop-kettle fame.

Welcome to HBT!

Oh well, you were also mean to that guy with the new brewery who developed new recipes for ... ohhhh

 

[ismellweird]

Guys I’m reaching the end of my ropes. Yes I said grandfather 5 months ago, I make many errors on here. Most times I am using text to speech and not finding it easy to proofread. I never thought he was Kato, that other guy insisted it was who said he worked out with him at the gym (yeah ok). And I have no idea when the movie is airing. I heard 3 months and then I just spoke with someone who gave me more specific info but with a bad connection I really don’t know. You really think I have a year long scheme to say I might be in a movie with a Kato look alike. And that I needed advice on a brewing mistake. What would be the point to all of this. I think it’s all of you wishing something would be true that just isn’t. I’ve tried from the beginning to avoid it all.

 

[Br3w4u]

Guys I’m reaching the end of my ropes. Yes I said grandfather 5 months ago, I make many errors on here. Most times I am using text to speech and not finding it easy to proofread. I never thought he was Kato, that other guy insisted it was who said he worked out with him at the gym (yeah ok). And I have no idea when the movie is airing. I heard 3 months and then I just spoke with someone who gave me more specific info but with a bad connection I really don’t know. You really think I have a year long scheme to say I might be in a movie with a Kato look alike. And that I needed advice on a brewing mistake. What would be the point to all of this. I think it’s all of you wishing something would be true that just isn’t. I’ve tried from the beginning to avoid it all.

If you have multiple ropes and you are at the ends of each rope then you could always tie the rope ends together.....then stick the long rope down the sink drain to wrangle a cupcake turd.

 

[Br3w4u]

Does anyone remember the 100 lbs of 2 row guy? I wonder if he is the same as I smell weird.

 

[LuckyLady]

@ismellweird hey, I think I know you...

 

[user 246304]

Guys I’m reaching the end of my ropes. Yes I said grandfather 5 months ago, I make many errors on here. Most times I am using text to speech and not finding it easy to proofread. I never thought he was Kato, that other guy insisted it was who said he worked out with him at the gym (yeah ok). And I have no idea when the movie is airing. I heard 3 months and then I just spoke with someone who gave me more specific info but with a bad connection I really don’t know. You really think I have a year long scheme to say I might be in a movie with a Kato look alike. And that I needed advice on a brewing mistake. What would be the point to all of this. I think it’s all of you wishing something would be true that just isn’t. I’ve tried from the beginning to avoid it all.

Hahahah! Yep, I confuse "grampa" and "uncle" all the time. Everyone does.

And, er, I never said I worked out with Kaelin at the gym. I'd probably be taken away by the 'lice if someone put me on spotting him. I said Kaelin worked out at the gym where I worked. Not that it really matters, as this whole thing is a pile of poop.

 

[LuckyLady]

I've learned that you will always be offensive and so I'm patient with you. What a field day you will have when you learn my Uncle's name was Cliff. It's that sort of low brow humor that brings joy to some but to others great pain. Someday I will laugh when you are at my brewery enjoying a beer and I tell you it's my uncle's brew, your face will go red. Don't worry that beer will be with my compliments. You come negatively and I return by coming positively. The world needs to heal and this is why I will bring them as much of my beer as possible.

Ah c'mon people what @ismellweird is saying here is clearly heart felt. I mean really, we all know everything on the internet is 100% true.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Ah c'mon people what @ismellweird is saying here is clearly heart felt. I mean really, we all know everything on the internet is 100% true.

Hey you're new! Have I been rude to you yet?

 

[LuckyLady]

Hey you're new! Have I been rude to you yet?

Oh I don't know, prolly not. What do you think?

 

[MaxStout]

This thread is tame compared to a few notable @fredthecat threads. This one comes to mind. And plenty of shenanigans in this one, too.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Carry on.

 

[Br3w4u]

This thread is tame compared to a few notable @fredthecat threads. This one comes to mind. And plenty of shenanigans in this one, too.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Carry on.

Hey I was involved in that first one too! I guess I didn’t know Fred the cat was a troll at the time. I thought he was just asking a very vague question and got offended when people answered jokingly. Now I will have to go read all of the Fred the cat threads. Thanks MaxStout!

 

[MaxStout]

FTC made for some fun discussions. Every time he'd get frustrated at our inability to recognize his brewing eminence, his pet comeback would be something along the lines of him being a member of HBT longer than the rest of us. Good times.

On the plus side, he got us all thinking about using drywall in beer, so there's that.

 

[Br3w4u]

I heard Denny Conn talking about drywall in beer on the podcast once.

 

[Jayjay1976]

FTC, that guy was a shining beacon of dope.
I wonder if he lost his job when the Russian troll farms were shut down?

EDIT: I take that back, I think he was from NK...

 

[MaxStout]

I thought he was working for the North Koreans. I heard his Pyongyang Porter was something to behold.

 

[baldm79]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/threads/anyone-ever-have-half-acre-vallejo.639545/
Aged IPA thread for those tracking the latest trends