Need help locating a movie

[lschiavo]

This place can get sort of boring sometimes. These threads are like adding a bit of spice to a bland meal. Jayjay and ismellwierd should get an act together

 

[JustBob]

Then maybe they can get syndicated and become famous and rich!

 

[Jtk78]

This is misleading, though. We are talking about telling jokes. I think if you ask Jerry there was an element of “easy” to it. Something in his DNA he knew he was legendary before he got up on stage. In theory he just needed the right place at the right time and that’s what started the snowball rolling and the rest is history. I don’t tell jokes but I speak through my beer and when the movie comes out the snowball starts rolling. I agree I am lucky. Lucky like Jerry or Drew or Kato. These guys didn’t have to work very much but now are famous and rich. Remember sometimes it’s luck and skill and right place at right time. Like The lottery. It can happen, I agree.

I haven't had the pleasure of reading past this post in this train wreck, but assuming someone else's job has ever been easy will probably lead you down a path of failure. You think stand-up comics are raking in the cash being a second act at a dirty dingy club on a Thursday night? There are stories of comics working for drinks, not cash, because the club wouldn't pay them. You're not making a living as a nobody stand-up comic in New York, Chicago, or LA. And for years Jerry Seinfeld was a nobody. Right place at the right time??? No! Hard work, dedication, sacrifices, and being really good. His success, fame, and wealth certainly didn't come fukking easy. Just like it didn't for the big boy brewers, or anyone else for that matter.

EDIT - Finished thread. Was entertained.

 

[ismellweird]

And for years Jerry Seinfeld was a nobody. Right place at the right time??? No! Hard work, dedication, sacrifices, and being really good. His success, fame, and wealth certainly didn't come fukking easy. Just like it didn't for the big boy brewers, or anyone else for that matter.

No Jerry Seinfeld did not work as hard as the others. He was more talented than the others and got a big break. There was a guy once who made something and it was in a movie and now it’s a common household item. That movie was E.T. and the product was the speak and spell. There are just two instances i have outlined now in this message. It took me just 5 minutes to write. I could spend all day writing these examples. Is Mell Weird could be common household. You don’t know the future stop pretending like you have the magic 8 ball, with all due respect.

 

[Br3w4u]

No Jerry Seinfeld did not work as hard as the others. He was more talented than the others and got a big break. There was a guy once who made something and it was in a movie and now it’s a common household item. That movie was E.T. and the product was the speak and spell. There are just two instances i have outlined now in this message. It took me just 5 minutes to write. I could spend all day writing these examples. Is Mell Weird could be common household. You don’t know the future stop pretending like you have the magic 8 ball, with all due respect.

I think you have the magic 8 ball. It’s up your nose. That’s why you are so weird. Probably why you smell weird too.

 

[ismellweird]

I think you have the magic 8 ball. It’s up your nose. That’s why you are so weird. Probably why you smell weird too.

Haha! Thanks. Yes it’s Is Mell Weird brewery. That’s something I heard a lot as a kid! However we noticed it does look like smell when not separated. “Doh”

is_mell_weird

 

[beernutz]

No Jerry Seinfeld did not work as hard as the others. He was more talented than the others and got a big break. There was a guy once who made something and it was in a movie and now it’s a common household item. That movie was E.T. and the product was the speak and spell. There are just two instances i have outlined now in this message. It took me just 5 minutes to write. I could spend all day writing these examples. Is Mell Weird could be common household. You don’t know the future stop pretending like you have the magic 8 ball, with all due respect.

Don't want to start another argument but the Speak and Spell was made by Texas Instruments, not some guy. It was popular and was sold for years before it was in E.T.

 

[Murphys_Law]

No Jerry Seinfeld did not work as hard as the others. He was more talented than the others and got a big break. There was a guy once who made something and it was in a movie and now it’s a common household item. That movie was E.T. and the product was the speak and spell. There are just two instances i have outlined now in this message. It took me just 5 minutes to write. I could spend all day writing these examples. Is Mell Weird could be common household. You don’t know the future stop pretending like you have the magic 8 ball, with all due respect.

I think you meant to say, "There was a company called Texas Instruments who made something..." but let's pretend for a moment that "a guy" got a big break simply because "his product" was in a movie. Uh, ET was a pretty big deal and just about every person on the planet has seen the movie, while you say you're in a movie that 1) no body has ever heard of, 2) features a Kato Kaelin from 10 years ago, and 3) your product is cup cake stout.

Never mind, I'm not sure what my point is...!

 

[Br3w4u]

I think I remember Pepsi, Reese’s, and Dominoes pizza all having a spot in E.T. also. I guess that must be why they were so successful huh? I wonder if the CEO of those companies were all drinking with Mr. Spielberg in Vegas.

 

[ismellweird]

Kato has a lot of fans who will go see this. Again I think it’s a look alike. I’m not here to argue just wanted to know if anyone had seen it yet. The answer is clearly no you haven’t seen it yet. You could just say that and move on. Instead you all insist on the gang style verbal pummeling.

 

[Br3w4u]

Haha! Thanks. Yes it’s Is Mell Weird brewery. That’s something I heard a lot as a kid! However we noticed it does look like smell when not separated. “Doh”

is_mell_weird

Has anyone noticed that he says this exact same line over and over again? I think we are being fooled into having a conversation with a Russian super computer. Not very super though.....

 

[ismellweird]

I think I remember Pepsi, Reese’s, and Dominoes pizza all having a spot in E.T. also. I guess that must be why they were so successful huh? I wonder if the CEO of those companies were all drinking with Mr. Spielberg in Vegas.

You make a very good point, thank you. Yes lots of deals happen this way. What happened to me happens all the time. Deals are made on golf courses as well. I’m taking golf lessons from my buddy. Don’t have good clubs and no money to buy as all of my cash was put into a bitcoin. Not even a bitcoin just a piece of one.and I don’t even know where it is.

 

[pshankstar]

Kato has a lot of fans who will go see this. Again I think it’s a look alike. I’m not here to argue just wanted to know if anyone had seen it yet. The answer is clearly no you haven’t seen it yet. You could just say that and move on. Instead you all insist on the gang style verbal pummeling.

No I haven't seen it or heard of it. There you go, I hope this makes you happy.

Now I'll get updates to this thread! I smell something weird... Oh my dog just ripped one in my office, but it smells like sewage. Move along...

 

[Br3w4u]

You make a very good point, thank you. Yes lots of deals happen this way. What happened to me happens all the time. Deals are made on golf courses as well. I’m taking golf lessons from my buddy. Don’t have good clubs and no money to buy as all of my cash was put into a bitcoin. Not even a bitcoin just a piece of one.and I don’t even know where it is.

 

[bleme]

Yall of my cash was put into a bitcoin. Not even a bitcoin just a piece of one.and I don’t even know where it is.

You lost your bitcoin? Do you have a metal detector?

 

[ismellweird]

You lost your bitcoin? Do you have a metal detector?

No, sorry, it’s not an actual coin it’s a cryptic currency that you buy and then if you wait it goes up in value however and now it’s gone down. But you don’t lose unless you sell. I wouldn’t know how and don’t know where it is. A friend helped me and had a bunch of codes to get to the money but he doesn’t have his codes so we are trying to see who we can call to straighten it out. It’s been stressful. At one point he told me we were up thousands of points. Long story short it’s not metal.

 

[bleme]

No, sorry, it’s not an actual coin it’s a cryptic currency that you buy and then if you wait it goes up in value however and now it’s gone down.

That sounds mysterious and obscure!

 

[Br3w4u]

Well a cryptic coin sounds like just as great of an idea as an aged kale NEIPA. I think I will keep investing in chocolate coins for now though.

 

[beernutz]

Thread delivers. Subscribed.

 

[ismellweird]

Thread delivers. Subscribed.

Yes I’m hoping someone find the movie. I’m trying to figure out how to call the Nevada film registry as suggested earlier but not having any lick. I found a Las Vegas NFR but that’s quite different when I called they say they operate a rodeo. Can you believe Vegas is the one last place on earth with legalized rodeo, can’t say I shocked. I’m just not good at researching but I am good at not giving up!! Someone will read this thread and help me I am sure.

 

[beernutz]

http://afci.org/film-commissions/nevada-film-office-las-vegas/
https://nevadafilm.com/

 

[ismellweird]

Why does it say open in new tab. Open in new window. Close chrome. Close. What the ****.

 

[ismellweird]

I’m sorry that was posted in error but thank you for the link beernut I will try to pull it up this seems to be what I need. I will keep you all informed.

 

[Jayjay1976]

I’m sorry that was posted in error but thank you for the link beernut I will try to pull it up this seems to be what I need. I will keep you all informed.

forget about beernutz link, follow up that legalized rodeo lead, you might have better lick.

 

[ismellweird]

Hi everyone. The plot thickens as they say. I called the Nevada film office and they seemed a bit aggravated but insisted that I need to know the actors name. I told them it was a very professional look alike but how do they expect me to know his name when he pretends to be somebody else. So now I find myself at the fork in the road and which fork do I take, is the question. I believe the right one would be to find an association must exist for professional look alike I would imagine. If an organization like this exists they would surely be able to put me in touch with him so I can get his name? Has anyone tried this?

 

[BLL]

I don't know who's messing with who anymore.

 

[ismellweird]

I don't know who's messing with who anymore.

fork was my bad attempt at humor but yes I have a decision to make.

 

[Yooper]

Yes I’m hoping someone find the movie. I’m trying to figure out how to call the Nevada film registry as suggested earlier but not having any lick. I found a Las Vegas NFR but that’s quite different when I called they say they operate a rodeo. Can you believe Vegas is the one last place on earth with legalized rodeo, can’t say I shocked. I’m just not good at researching but I am good at not giving up!! Someone will read this thread and help me I am sure.

Wait?!?!!!!! You mean the rodeos we currently have all over the country, with the biggest hugest one in Dallas but there are hundreds of them all over the US in the summer are ALL ILLEGAL RODEOS?????

I'm calling the FBI or PETA or someone. Maybe I'll call my neighbor and tell him to sell his horses and get rid of the evidence first though.

Damn. I can't believe I've participated with our municipality with an illegal activity for the last 35 summers. The mayor should be hanged, and he's dragging the rest of us down with him.

 

[Jtk78]

Recap for those just joining:

- OP is looking for a movie he's not sure was made with a guy who may or may not have been Kato Kaelin, but there was poopy eye winking going on.

- OP's brewery, that isn't opened yet, may or may not be mentioned in the movie we're not sure was made. But if the movie was made and his brewery is mentioned, it's sure to be an easy street to selling cupcake stout, raw sewage beers, and kale pale ales by the millions, becoming a household name without any real work. Kinda like Jerry Seinfeld playing with a "Speak 'N Spell". Right place....right time! Can you see it on the huge bill board going down the highway on your way to the last legal rodeo in Vegas? "Ismellweird Beer"!

- The equipment for said brewery that isn't open, was inherited from ismellweird's uncle grampa Cliff, who sadly drove a motercycle off a cliff after not being on a motorcycle for 30 years.

- OP is taking golf lessons, but cannot afford decent clubs. Not because of the enormous cost to open this odd scented brewery, but because he gave all of his money to some guy that lost the code for the bit of the bitcoin OP bought.

- There is the potential the OP has uncovered a nationwide illegal rodeo ring (Excluding Las Vegas). Further investigation is necessary.

- At the current time, OP is looking for not only the possiblely potential Kato Kaelin movie that may or may not have maybe been made, but also the fake Kato Kaelin (hint, look for the poopy eye winking)

 

[ismellweird]

Wait?!?!!!!! You mean the rodeos we currently have all over the country, with the biggest hugest one in Dallas but there are hundreds of them all over the US in the summer are ALL ILLEGAL RODEOS?????

I'm calling the FBI or PETA or someone. Maybe I'll call my neighbor and tell him to sell his horses and get rid of the evidence first though.

Damn. I can't believe I've participated with our municipality with an illegal activity for the last 35 summers. The mayor should be hanged, and he's dragging the rest of us down with him.

Based on what Youre saying I’m probably wrong about rodeos being illegal. I think I was thinking of bull fighting.

 

[z-bob]

I don't know who's messing with who anymore.

messing with whom.

 

[ismellweird]

messing with whom.

I think he’s saying me

 

[November]

 

[passedpawn]

I think he’s saying me

zbob was correcting the improper use of the objective form of the pronoun "who". In that sentence above, "who's messing with who", there was one subject and one object; the subject required the nominative form (who) and the object needed the objective form (whom).

In fact, your sentence is incorrect also. You should have written "I think he's saying I". Why? It's what's referred to as an elliptical sentence. There's one more word that's implied there. The whole sentence would be "I think he's saying I (am)." Though you left AM off at the end, the rest of the sentence still requires the same grammar as if the ending was there. (BTW, an ellipsis is that three-dot ... thing that people put at the end of an unfinished sentence. That's why a truncated sentence like that is named an elliptical.)

I'm not the grammar police, I don't really care, just goofing around. Cheers.

 

[Murphys_Law]

Based on what Youre saying I’m probably wrong about rodeos being illegal. I think I was thinking of bull fighting.

I thought that is what you think you were thinking, at least I think your thought was thinking that.

 

[bpgreen]

zbob was correcting the improper use of the objective form of the pronoun "who". In that sentence above, "who's messing with who", there was one subject and one object; the subject required the nominative form (who) and the object needed the objective form (whom).

In fact, your sentence is incorrect also. You should have written "I think he's saying I". Why? It's what's referred to as an elliptical sentence. There's one more word that's implied there. The whole sentence would be "I think he's saying I (am)." Though you left AM off at the end, the rest of the sentence still requires the same grammar as if the ending was there. (BTW, an ellipsis is that three-dot ... thing that people put at the end of an unfinished sentence. That's why a truncated sentence like that is named an elliptical.)

I'm not the grammar police, I don't really care, just goofing around. Cheers.

Since I'm going to make a goofy/snarky grammar correction, I'll probably make a grammatical mistake.

When you're a shark, you're a shark all the way.

When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way.

When you're a pedant, you're a pedant all the way.

"Though you left AM off at the end, the rest of the sentence still requires the same grammar as if the ending was there. "

That should be: "Though you left AM off at the end, the rest of the sentence still requires the same grammar as if the ending were there."

 

[z-bob]

That should be: "Though you left AM off at the end, the rest of the sentence still requires the same grammar as if the ending were there."

Are you sure about that? I'm not sure, but "was" looks correct to me, because "the ending" is singular

My post was all about "you used 'who' where you should have used 'whom', your argument is invalid" (which was supposed to be ironic because BLL wasn't making an argument (it was a private joke just for me)) [sorry, I was about half-drunk when I posted this. I forgot you never explain a joke. If it wasn't funny, explaining is not going to help. If it was funny, you just ruined it.]

This whole thread is a train wreck, I'm just trying to add to the KAOS.

 

[Br3w4u]

Hey give him a break. He is using one of the many speak and spells that he has left over from his early investments. He is also Russian.

 

[Br3w4u]

Wait?!?!!!!! You mean the rodeos we currently have all over the country, with the biggest hugest one in Dallas but there are hundreds of them all over the US in the summer are ALL ILLEGAL RODEOS?????

I'm calling the FBI or PETA or someone. Maybe I'll call my neighbor and tell him to sell his horses and get rid of the evidence first though.

Damn. I can't believe I've participated with our municipality with an illegal activity for the last 35 summers. The mayor should be hanged, and he's dragging the rest of us down with him.

I think you should call the Pro Bull Riders association. I know that they wouldn’t stand for any illegal rodeos.

 

[ismellweird]

Sorry to spread rumors and especially sorry for anyone I may have hurt who participates in rodeo, I googled a bit and aside from I think a few areas it is most definitely legal and in fact beloved but I was thinking about another one that has been happening where animals are taught to fight for hundreds of years, something I find highly offensive as I am a dog owner myself. I have no issues with rodeos or the ones who rodeo, when they lasso the horse I guess it's a special knot and a lot of thought about the knot, so why would I try to stop it. Bull fights however, that's a cause I can get behind. EDIT: Before you jump on me about this last comment, please read my next comment