My microwave is an incessant nag, and I want to smash it.

[imaguitargod]

Take a grape, slice it in half and put it into the microwave...instant plasma. Very cool. Also, a cd for about a few seconds makes some groovy looking beer coasters.

If you place cats in a microwave, be sure to take a fork and poke some holes in them first.

 

[Domminigan]

Are people really so stupid as to not realize what the BEEP VOLUME button does?

Actually, Yes. It's a common malady these days to be a total idiot and have to be told that ingesting a tape dispenser isn't a good weekend activity.

The day after thanksgiving, I heated up a plate of turkey and stuffing before crashing on the couch. It was still good when I found it there 8 hours later

You must not have a sneakyninjadog like my dad does. I was eating a banana the other day, and then I suddenly wasn't.

 

[imaguitargod]

Actually, Yes. It's a common malady these days to be a total idiot and have to be told that ingesting a tape dispenser isn't a good weekend activity.

: puts down tape dispenser coated in hot sauce :