Things I say to my Beer (or brewery, or random objects related to brewing, or sometimes my doggos)

[seatazzz]

Frying Death Needle Brew.

It is a "I send you back to' Helles...

If it wasn't a Kolsch that I'm going to toss peaches into I might just name it that...but really, that smell was absolutely nasty. Imagine sweaty sock burning in a fireplace.

 

[pvtpublic]

"Flying Death Needles" is a killer metal band name

Especially a stoner metal band hooked on opiates, I won't name any of those...all of them...