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Jay
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Jay
After I discovered the joy of sit-pee my GF tells me that I pee longer than it takes the average man to take a dump. That's because I can sit, take a piss, while browsing the web in peace, without having to smell my own poopy as I would when taking a dump. It's glorious.
Now I wish I could upgrade the bathroom with a fridge. Having a sandwich and a beer, while sitting in complete solitude, without the stink.
when i drop a deuce, mid way i stand up to pee cause i want to manly, would never get seen sitting down when i pee, i wipe with durian fruits skins, im a manly man..who ever sits down and pees is a total wuss including you woman, STAND UP!!!!
I admit. I have not yet read this thread. Somehow I've never seen it. But dude, self-courtesy flush! Have some self respect And spend some more quality time in the John.
That's so stoneage, try a sitpiss, and become a modern man
when i drop a deuce, mid way i stand up to pee cause i want to manly, would never get seen sitting down when i pee, i wipe with durian fruits skins, im a manly man..who ever sits down and pees is a total wuss including you woman, STAND UP!!!!
Me and you see eye to eyeThat's fine if you have a sandwich holdster and a good secure place for your beer.
Haha! I have actually never ever done that. Self-courtesy flush, what a time to be alive!
What comes to mind is this from GF: "I heard you flush, were you masturbating afterwards or what?!"
Tell her "Yes. Maybe we should have more sex". Kills two birds.
She's the one worried I'm "wasting" it.
She's the one worried I'm "wasting" it.
I admit. I have not yet read this thread. Somehow I've never seen it. But dude, self-courtesy flush! Have some self respect And spend some more quality time in the John.
Every once in a while I pee off my second story deck to mark my territory. I also use coyote urine to keep the foxes and coons at bay.
Wow... How much coyote urine do you have to drink for that to still be effective when you're marking your territory?
I was reading another thread here where this topic was brought up. The general consensus was that it makes you less of a man to sit. I call B.S. I am proud to say that at home, I sit. I dare any of you standers to wipe the wall or vanity adjacent to the toilet with a damp paper towel. Urine splashes everywhere.
In public restrooms and outside I'll stand. But at home, the rule is to sit. The reason for this is that I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.
Are there any fellow hbt males out there willing to publicly admit to sitting?
It's biblical (cough, cough) to pee standing up! Don't believe me? This is well worth the 2.5 minutes:
Wow.... and we wonder why followers are dropping away...
Cheers!
I’m thinking that machine gun lady probably stands up while she pees and I am ok with that.
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