Men who sit to pee

[mmb]

Yes, I've seen the damage a brown recluse can do on a leg. I hope to never see what that would look like on a more sensitive area.

Is there a Google Image search related correlated Internet Rule like Rule 34?

 

[TorMag]

This is a silly thread. Do what works for you...

 

[mmb]

This is a silly thread.

Welcome to the Internet.

 

[Kee]

Is there a Google Image search related correlated Internet Rule like Rule 34?

I would look for "Disgusting Images that will Haunt You Forever". That ought to do it.

 

[Fedora]

If you're too druck to stand up tonight, make sure you sit to pee. Otherwise you'll pee your pants.

 

[adiochiro3]

If you're too druck to stand up tonight, make sure you sit to pee. Otherwise you'll pee your pants.

...or someone else's.

 

[Fedora]

...or someone else's.

:fro:

 

[smurfjuice]

HA, back from the dead ... :beard:

 

[woo_pig]

...or someone else's.

Or there shoes.

 

[Fedora]

You haven't been druck till you peed someone else's bed. Or their pool table.

 

[Jaybird]

Some dogs just wont die..Baahhhaaaaaa

Cheers
Jay

 

[BadLiver]

I could never do this. Don't want any of my "parts" getting wet.

 

[Pkrd]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11985273

 

[Smellyglove]

After I discovered the joy of sit-pee my GF tells me that I pee longer than it takes the average man to take a dump. That's because I can sit, take a piss, while browsing the web in peace, without having to smell my own **** as I would when taking a dump. It's glorious.
Now I wish I could upgrade the bathroom with a fridge. Having a sandwich and a beer, while sitting in complete solitude, without the stink.

 

[MHBT]

when i drop a deuce, mid way i stand up to pee cause i want to manly, would never get seen sitting down when i pee, i wipe with durian fruits skins, im a manly man..who ever sits down and pees is a total wuss including you woman, STAND UP!!!!

 

[lschiavo]

After I discovered the joy of sit-pee my GF tells me that I pee longer than it takes the average man to take a dump. That's because I can sit, take a piss, while browsing the web in peace, without having to smell my own poopy as I would when taking a dump. It's glorious.
Now I wish I could upgrade the bathroom with a fridge. Having a sandwich and a beer, while sitting in complete solitude, without the stink.

I admit. I have not yet read this thread. Somehow I've never seen it. But dude, self-courtesy flush! Have some self respect And spend some more quality time in the John.

 

[Smellyglove]

when i drop a deuce, mid way i stand up to pee cause i want to manly, would never get seen sitting down when i pee, i wipe with durian fruits skins, im a manly man..who ever sits down and pees is a total wuss including you woman, STAND UP!!!!

That's so stoneage, try a sitpiss, and become a modern man

 

[Smellyglove]

I admit. I have not yet read this thread. Somehow I've never seen it. But dude, self-courtesy flush! Have some self respect And spend some more quality time in the John.

Haha! I have actually never ever done that. Self-courtesy flush, what a time to be alive!

What comes to mind is this from GF: "I heard you flush, were you masturbating afterwards or what?!"

 

[MHBT]

That's so stoneage, try a sitpiss, and become a modern man

 

[lschiavo]

when i drop a deuce, mid way i stand up to pee cause i want to manly, would never get seen sitting down when i pee, i wipe with durian fruits skins, im a manly man..who ever sits down and pees is a total wuss including you woman, STAND UP!!!!

That's fine if you have a sandwich holdster and a good secure place for your beer.

 

[MaxStout]

This thread never dies. A steady stream of fun.

 

[MHBT]

That's fine if you have a sandwich holdster and a good secure place for your beer.

Me and you see eye to eye

 

[user 246304]

Big sitter here. And I mean, big sitter here. And I challenge any man to challenge me while on my throne.

 

[lschiavo]

Haha! I have actually never ever done that. Self-courtesy flush, what a time to be alive!

What comes to mind is this from GF: "I heard you flush, were you masturbating afterwards or what?!"

Tell her "Yes. Maybe we should have more sex". Kills two birds.

 

[Smellyglove]

Tell her "Yes. Maybe we should have more sex". Kills two birds.

She's the one worried I'm "wasting" it.

 

[lschiavo]

She's the one worried I'm "wasting" it.

Ha. Never heard that before. FACT: if you're not blind yet, you are making more.

 

[FourSwitch]

i usually only sit for two reasons.........

1. I'm just way too drunk...
2. its the middle of the night and i don't wanna wake up too much

 

[Yeastieboy]

I sat the other day and didn’t get up quick enough... got a serious ballwasher.

 

[Pkrd]

She's the one worried I'm "wasting" it.

A traveling salesman had been on the road for weeks and was really getting horny. He stopped in a little podunk town and checked in at the only motel around. He asked the desk clerk if there was any place around where he could find a little female companionship for rent. The clerk pointed down to the end of the street to an old Victorian mansion and the salesman headed that way.

At the door, he was greeted by the Madam who welcomed him in. He explained that he had been on the road for weeks and needed relief. She told him the rate was three hundred dollars. Three hundred dollars he shouted? Why so much? She replied that this was the only such establishment within a day's drive, so take it or leave it.

Begrudgingly, he took three hundred out of his wallet and paid the Madam. She said to go into the parlor and pick out any girl he wanted. He chose a beautiful blond with a great figure. She took his hand and led him up the stairs to a room.

Once inside, she took off her clothes and sprawled on the bed, telling him to do what he wanted. He immediately dropped pants and started jerking off at a frantic pace. What the hell are you doing she asked? Are you some kind of weirdo?

To that, he replied, Hey baby, for three hundred bucks, you ain't gettin' the easy one.

 

[Pkrd]

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