Men who sit to pee

[1977Brewer]

I submit:
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For consideration.

 

[b-boy]

That's what I'm talking about.

Of course, you realize you've just opened us up to all sorts of 'Fat Murican' jokes, right.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4

A couple of times in one year in DC? I'll take that chance.....Great video though!

 

[SnakeRidge]

Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.

Sure, but they figured out how to put balls on an F150 so I think the greatest country on the GD earth can come up with something. Fascist.

Edit: sorry, I got so irate reading the first part of your post, that I didn't read the second part. Now I've calmed down and read your complete post, I see that we're on the same page after all.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Sure, but they figured out how to put balls on an F150 so I think the greatest country on the GD earth can come up with something. Fascist.

Edit: sorry, I got so irate reading the first part of your post, that I didn't read the second part. Now I've calmed down and read your complete post, I see that we're on the same page after all.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yYVumR5nPs

You is quite the guy for posting videos!!!

And by the way, well done for having an avatar that says "Come on You Saints!!"

BTW, Poch is an arsehole.

 

[Zuljin]

Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.

Those things are so stupid. What they say is, look at me, I'm riding a giant penis.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

look at me, I'm riding a giant penis.

Darn attention seeker!!!

 

[OleBrewing]

Done it before by accident, it was a false alarm and apparently could of let the gas go standing up.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Done it before by accident, it was a false alarm and apparently could of let the gas go standing up.

As you get older you learn to trust farts less. Sitting down covers every possibility.

 

[Jwin]

As you get older you learn to trust farts less. Sitting down covers every possibility.

They teach you that in boyscouts. Always be prepared.

So now we have boyscouts, trucknutz, pig nuts, sharting, and Peter griffin all on the same page.
Edit : damn, landed on page 47

 

[Jwin]

 

[cannman]

This happens to me after a romp with SWMBO...

 

[sudbuddy]

Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.

Blasphemy!! You are hereby banished: CANADIAN!!

 

[sudbuddy]

also, this exists

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INW-k-Qza4E[/ame]

My main man, Dick Cheese everyone

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet?

Yes, he did. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression "The Dump Of Death."

 

[cannman]

Yes, he did. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression "The Dump Of Death."

I'm fairly confident that the chances of me dying on the crapper are pretty high... Move over Elvis...

 

[cannman]

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[BrewinBromanite]

This happens to me after a romp with SWMBO...

I prefer to pee outdoors after a romp with SWMBO for this very reason. Too much to clean up plus too much splash back on bare legs... See, no need to sit, just pee outside. Problem solved.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Those things are so stupid. What they say is, look at me, I'm riding a giant penis.

I always think the proportions are wrong. So, your truck is a 12 ft long penis with golf ball size nuts? Way to go Captain Marbles.

 

[BadLiver]

Call me old fashioned but I like the "targeting" aspect of standing up.

 

[harleybug88]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RfL8-AgWBf0[/ame]

Men can sit to pee, but now thanks to new technology, women now can stand up to pee.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Call me old fashioned but I like the "targeting" aspect of standing up.

I'll give you that one. Good point.

See what I did there? Good point? (If I don't laugh at that myself, then it won't get a laugh at all.)

 

[paulthenurse]

Second best part of living in snow country is writing your name in the snow when you take a squirt in the winter.

Best part is when your name is written in some pretty ladies handwriting.

 

[edues]

To be honest. Never really thought about sitting to pee sine I was 4.

 

[paulthenurse]

More angst from the Throne Room. My sister just blew a gasket over her son doing this...

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[Jwin]

More angst from the Throne Room. My sister just blew a gasket over her son doing this...

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Oh no he didn't!

 

[sudbuddy]

my ex gf used to do that all the time. drove me nuts

 

[cannman]

Guess what I just did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[edues]

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