Salt looks objectively delicious, but maybe not as accommodating to the lady's needs as would be ideal.
How bad of a hipster trap is Johnny Rad's? Or did I already answer my own question?
If drinking cans of Deviant Dales while watching skate videos and listening to punk rock music with a bunch of twenty something hipsters sounds like something you would enjoy, i'd say Johnny Rad's is a can't miss as well.